Ask the dude who dated a quadriplegic

[Misanthropic Contrarian]

Originally Posted by LurkMeister

My intelligence level? You're the one who keeps calling people "uber plumper spazzoid dorks" and talking about "pwning"* them. For someone who keeps insisting that he's superior to the rest of us you certainly spend a lot of time proving the opposite.

*I refuse to lower myself to your level by putting your leetspeak twittery in ridiculously large bold letters

The fact that you don't get it proves my point and that I am right and you are wrong. Also, that you smell like farts and like to fart and like to smell your own farts.

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[Misanthropic Contrarian]

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Yep, that sums up your intelligence level quite accurately: "PWNED" in really big letters with a gazillion exclamation points.

Okay, I'm convinced. Only a fucking genius could have written that. The originality, the piercing insight, the witty wordplay...

ETA: I broke up your torrent of exclamation points to prevent more sidescrolling. A few may have been lost in the process. I trust that doesn't significantly dilute your meaning, what little there is.

Like you could have had a seat at the Algonquin Round Table, right?

As if.

You can't even play the dozens without stuttering and starting to cry and running away like the pussy bitch that you truly are.

[dactylic hexameter]

MC, the pwning is getting boring. Since people continue to feed you, will you at least say 'thank you' in a more interesting way?

[Who_me?]

Feeding trolls is fun. It's not like they're real people with real feelings. I can say that real real reason for MC's incoherance is that he misses his father's affection. Life since his dad quit assfucking him just hasn't been the same.

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[LurkMeister]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

The fact that you don't get it proves my point and that I am right and you are wrong. Also, that you smell like farts and like to fart and like to smell your own farts.

<idiotic extended pwned with excess exclamation points snipped>

I fart in your general direction.

(Bringing the conversation down to your intellectual level, since you seem incapable of responding to anything else.)

[Phoebe,OrNotPhoebe]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

The fact that you don't get it proves my point and that I am right and you are wrong. Also, that you smell like farts and like to fart and like to smell your own farts.

This is very poor insulting. 1/10.

[Elyanna]

Geez, MC, don't you get bored? This thread is a month old. Got something new in there? No?

[welby]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

Where did I write that had sex with her? Link to the post or apologize.

Where did I write that I was fired for drinking on the job? Again link to the post where I wrote that or apologize.

No.

[Darmund]

Originally Posted by welby

No.

Reported.

[Fenris]

Say What You?

[Veb]

Well, he's out again. No doubt he's gearing up for more serious pwnage of plumper spazzoid dorks.

That always turns out so well for him.

[LurkMeister]

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Well, he's out again. No doubt he's gearing up for more serious pwnage of plumper spazzoid dorks.

That always turns out so well for him.

That's "uber plumper spazzoid dorks".

These distinctions are important.

[Uthrecht]

I can't help but think that uber plumper spazzoids are some kind of brand of hot dog. Maybe in the midwest. And the rabid fans that insist on them and no imitators are uber plumper spazzoid dorks.

[Zombie Total Stranger]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

PWNED.

Brains?

Brains! Brains! Brains!

No brains.

[Misanthropic Contrarian]

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Well, he's out again. No doubt he's gearing up for more serious pwnage of plumper spazzoid dorks.

That always turns out so well for him.

Y'know, for posters who endlessly bleated and shrieked and farted and shit their pants that they couldn't give less then a fuck about me, you and Lurkmeister certainly have spent far too much time posting in this thread. I'm guessing you just keep hitting refresh whilst fapping each other off in desperate hope that I would have posted anew.

Laughably sad and pathetic of course, but that's par for the course where you two are concerned.

[Who_me?]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

Laughably sad and pathetic of course, but that's par for the course where you two are concerned.

Sad and pathetic sounds more like you MC.

[LurkMeister]

Originally Posted by Misanthropic Contrarian

Y'know, for posters who endlessly bleated and shrieked and farted and shit their pants that they couldn't give less then a fuck about me, you and Lurkmeister certainly have spent far too much time posting in this thread. I'm guessing you just keep hitting refresh whilst fapping each other off in desperate hope that I would have posted anew.

Laughably sad and pathetic of course, but that's par for the course where you two are concerned.

Don't know about TVeblen (although I suspect that she's with me on this) but what I've been doing is pointing and laughing at the retard (that's you, MC, in case the reference is over your head). You're the one who's been, as you so elegantly put it, bleating and shrieking and farting and shitting your pants whenever anyone points out how pathetic your posts are.

[Moon Dog]

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[SoylentPopTart]

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It's deja poo... The feeling I've seen this shit somewhere before.