Happy Halloween, fuckers!

[Giraffe]

Now that it's officially Halloween, I propose we all put on our favorite socks and run amok in this holiest of forums on this holiest of days wearing our holiest of underpants.

[Chacoguy]

Shoulda put this in The Box for the full effect.

[KidVermicious]

But I am my favorite sock.

[Sir Samuel Vimes]

It's the boots that are important, not the underpants.

[Captain Jack]

Hell yeah. Underpants are totally unnecessary.

[Captain Jack]

Heck, so are trousers. Not to mention shirts.

[Sir Samuel Vimes]

Originally Posted by Captain Jack

Heck, so are trousers. Not to mention shirts.

I once ran all the way across Ankh-Morpork butt naked. I can tell you from experience that trousers actually are pretty important.

[Captain Jack]

Not if you're doing it right.

[raggedy man]

Originally Posted by Sir Samuel Vimes

trousers actually are pretty important.

:belllllch: Dam' right pal. I keep my most important stuffs in my trousers. :hic: Say, anybunny see ol' Spatula today? I got a near-full bottle of Chapin and Gore in here. He otter get some after he sheered 'is sterno wi' me other night.

[Athletic sock]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Now that it's officially Halloween, I propose we all put on our favorite socks and run amok in this holiest of forums on this holiest of days wearing our holiest of underpants.

I am NOT underpants. :foot:

[The Mon]

Can I have a username change, mon? Irie, irie!

[Brave Sir Robin]

Originally Posted by Sir Samuel Vimes

It's the boots that are important, not the underpants.

Oh I quite disagree, your grace. The importance of absorptive undergarments whilst wearing armor cannot be overstated.

[Sir Samuel Vimes]

Originally Posted by Brave Sir Robin

Oh I quite disagree, your grace. The importance of absorptive undergarments whilst wearing armor cannot be overstated.

Originally Posted by Sir Samuel Vimes

I once ran all the way across Ankh-Morpork butt naked. I can tell you from experience that trousers actually are pretty important.

Pay attention, man! Underpants can't be undervalued either.

[Sarah U Betcha]

You all know that Halloween is Satan's holiday, right?

Let's not get too carried away with ourselves or we'll be punching our ticket where the sun don't shine.

[Mean Guy]

Originally Posted by Sarah U Betcha

You all know that Halloween is Satan's holiday, right?

Let's not get too carried away with ourselves or we'll be punching our ticket where the sun don't shine.

How about you take off those dorky glasses and let me show you how to punch a ticket where the sun don't shine?

[A nice Guy]

Wouldn't you all rather have a nice guy?

[Mean Guy]

What's with that haircut, pussy?

[A nice Guy]

It gets the chicks.

Not like yours.

[Mean Guy]

Oh really? How many chicks did you bang in high school?

[A nice Guy]

That's when you last banged yours, right?

[Mean Guy]

That means zero, right? You spent the whole time waiting for your girlfriend to be "ready" only to find out she was fucking someone else behind your back, didn't you?

[A nice Guy]

No, I mean you banged your last girl in high school.

And that was yesterday, right?

[Alan Jackson's Heir]

hey yawl. can i run around here in my girlfriend's underwear instaid. they're crotchless so it works

[Taggart]

Ah used to have a union suit but got ridda it in '61, if ya know what Ah mean.

[Lady Sybil Vimes]

Originally Posted by Sir Samuel Vimes

Pay attention, man! Underpants can't be undervalued either.

I quite agree with you, dear, but must we discuss it at the breakfast table?

[Wikipedia]

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This Giraffe Boards post is a stub, but, hey, it's okay; it happens to a lot of online references.

[Sheep Dip]

Originally Posted by Mean Guy

What's with that haircut, pussy?

It is Mister Giraffe's new pube style.

[Winston]

Originally Posted by A nice Guy

Wouldn't you all rather have a nice guy?

Originally Posted by Mean Guy

What's with that haircut, pussy?

Originally Posted by A nice Guy

It gets the chicks.

Not like yours.

Originally Posted by Mean Guy

Oh really? How many chicks did you bang in high school?

Originally Posted by A nice Guy

That's when you last banged yours, right?

Originally Posted by Mean Guy

That means zero, right? You spent the whole time waiting for your girlfriend to be "ready" only to find out she was fucking someone else behind your back, didn't you?

Originally Posted by A nice Guy

No, I mean you banged your last girl in high school.

And that was yesterday, right?

I do wish you two would get a room. The sexual tension between you two is making people uncomfortable.

[Captain Jack]

Originally Posted by Alan Jackson's Heir

hey yawl. can i run around here in my girlfriend's underwear instaid. they're crotchless so it works

Are you hot?

[Chukha-Trok]

Yubnub!

[Sir Samuel Vimes]

Originally Posted by Lady Sybil Vimes

I quite agree with you, dear, but must we discuss it at the breakfast table?

Sybil, a word like "breakfast" implies things like bacon and sausage. This appears to be a bed of lettuce housing a peeled orange. Where's the B(LT) sandwich Cheri promised me?

[Lady Sybil Vimes]

Eat the orange, dear, it's good for you. And I've had a word with Cheery and she agrees with me that a bLT is much more sensible. There's a young woman with a good head on her shoulders.

[A Bee]

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[Sir Samuel Vimes]

Originally Posted by Lady Sybil Vimes

Eat the orange, dear, it's good for you. And I've had a word with Cheery and she agrees with me that a bLT is much more sensible. There's a young woman with a good head on her shoulders.

Oh, she's back to spelling it Cheery, is she? I can't keep up with these youngsters and their crazy name spellings. Yes... I'll have to talk to her about the construction of a BLT too...

[Alan Jackson's Heir]

Originally Posted by Captain Jack

Are you hot?

i have an expensive car a great job and surrounded by strippers and horny immigrants. i don't need to be hot

[Tempurasteve]

I'm hot. Probably because I just came out of a boiling oil bath.

[Cap'n Wak, Space Pirate]

Dooooooooods... Was there a disturbance in the space-time continuum, or was that just me? Maybe I should lay off the space brownies for a few minutes. Cosmic.

[ladyloves2scroo]

Your all so disgusting and should put your clothes on unless someone's going to fsck me right now

[Andrew Jackson's Hairpie]

Want me to post a picture of my hunnybunny playing facial Weed Wacker in my enormous pants afro? It's adorable, especially when he flosses afterward with a lovely braid made from my luxuriant pubes.

[James T. Kirk]

Underwear gets in the way and you lose precious seconds of action. Plus it's an extra article of clothing you gotta keep track of when sneaking out later. So I vote no to underwear!

[Captain Jack]

Quicker if you just leave the clothing behind.

[Andrew Jackson's Hairpie]

Quicker is NOT always better, you know.

[Captain Jack]

It is when you're being chased by aliens. Or your lover's homicidal spouse.

[Andrew Jackson's Hairpie]

So, would you like to come over here and put some cornrows into the corn patch, cutie?

[Kaiser Death]

Originally Posted by Winston

I do wish you two would get a room. The sexual tension between you two is making people uncomfortable.

Down in front, Cigar boy!

This is just starting to get good.

[Captain Jack]

Originally Posted by Andrew Jackson's Hairpie

So, would you like to come over here and put some cornrows into the corn patch, cutie?

Do you have a homicidal spouse?

[Drama Llama]

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And Jelly!

Llama, llama llama

And Jelly!

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And Jelly!

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And Jelly!

Laaammmaaaa, laaaaaamamamaaa, llllaaaama, llama llama

AND JELLY!

[Andrew Jackson's Hairpie]

Not so's you'd notice, but he does get a little exercised when he's trying to pretend he doesn't lust constantly for the luxurious locks of love adorning my labia. He's in denial, poor thing.

[Andrew Jackson's Hairpie]

Oh my, who let the fuzzy llama out? I hope my sweetie doesn't espy that furry temptress or we'll have another scandal on our hands.

[Captain Jack]

Originally Posted by Andrew Jackson's Hairpie

Not so's you'd notice, but he does get a little exercised when he's trying to pretend he doesn't lust constantly for the luxurious locks of love adorning my labia. He's in denial, poor thing.

Okay. Wait, where are you?