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Old 29th December 2018, 06:12 AM
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A long expected snarking. Durpbo Adams' eleventy first thread
There will never be monthly threads. NEVER! We have spoken.

Also, FPB,

Also--fun new rule that I just now made up and may never enforce (or use again). The first 57 (including this one) posts may bitch about the title. The 58th onward it's verboten and you'll be boxed for an arbitry period.
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:16 AM
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first!!!
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:23 AM
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Dribbling's of a drunken derper. Durpo Adams my assityass.
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:33 AM
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Third! Second bitcher.
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:37 AM
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Fourth forth with force.
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:45 AM
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Yay with the thread title, which I think I might have suggested (the eleventy-first part, anyway):

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Celebrating the Eleventy-First Durp Snark (for thread 111).

Bilbo Baggins called his 111st birthday his "eleventy-first", for anyone who didn't catch the reference.
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:54 AM
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arbitry
What'll we get for mocking that?
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Old 29th December 2018, 06:59 AM
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The old shaggy sheep dog will box you.
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Old 29th December 2018, 07:02 AM
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I'll just leave this here.
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Old 29th December 2018, 07:05 AM
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This is post number 10. You have 47 more "Bitch about the thread title" posts available.

BE AWARE!
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Old 29th December 2018, 07:15 AM
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This is post number 10. You have 47 more "Bitch about the thread title" posts available.

BE AWARE!
I loved that book.
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Old 29th December 2018, 07:32 AM
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Since the whole Acey thing was a bust and the dope is a bit quiet lately, anyone got some good retrosnark to toss out?
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Old 29th December 2018, 07:39 AM
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Okay. On such short notice, I offer Shodan responding in a pit thread on UnbannedRedneck.



There are two kinds of heterosexual men - those that look at women's boobs, and those that lie about looking at women's boobs. Feminist men tend to fall into the second category.

Regards,
Shodan

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...9&postcount=11
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:05 AM
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this title is stupid

no monthly threads or i shall be very cross
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:15 AM
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Stupid title. I knew eleventyfirst would be used, just didn't realize how badly it would be done.
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:18 AM
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What say we delve into the classics?

Wildest Bill, go fuck yourself

In post #6, Esprix offers up half a dozen examples of Bill's, shall we say, quirky views on life. And in post #25 Fenris wants to know if we know what he's saying, but I don't think even he knows.

Somewhere in the archives there's also a thread where Bill snivels about getting a speeding ticket, and then it comes out that he was street racing and he gets dragged over the coals by the offenderati. But damn if I can find it.
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:20 AM
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What do you have against monthly threads?
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:32 AM
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this title is stupid

no monthly threads or i shall be very cross
It's a Fenris title. Of course it's stupid.
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:32 AM
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they're dumb and they go on too long
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:36 AM
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We're still talking about the titles, right?
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What say we delve into the classics?

Wildest Bill, go fuck yourself

In post #6, Esprix offers up half a dozen examples of Bill's, shall we say, quirky views on life. And in post #25 Fenris wants to know if we know what he's saying, but I don't think even he knows.

Somewhere in the archives there's also a thread where Bill snivels about getting a speeding ticket, and then it comes out that he was street racing and he gets dragged over the coals by the offenderati. But damn if I can find it.
For the speeding one? Look for something about Mexican uppers. It turns out,He was taking some kind of speed/meth that he got from Mexico
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:39 AM
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"Mexican fat burners". I think that's what they were called.
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Old 29th December 2018, 08:40 AM
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Just found it:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...5&pagenumber=1

and the follow-up Pit thread

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...ad.php?t=61561

The phrase to search for is "Mexican fat burners"
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Old 29th December 2018, 09:22 AM
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Oh, yeah -- I forgot that he implied I slept with my professor in order to get rides to my next class. Charming individual.
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Old 29th December 2018, 09:43 AM
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Even by Fenris' standards, this title is bad.
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Old 29th December 2018, 09:49 AM
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What does it mean?
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Old 29th December 2018, 10:01 AM
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What does it mean?
The Hobbit begins with a reference to Bilbo Baggins "Eleventy-first" (111st) birthday. The alternate title to the book is "An Unexpected Journey." Put those through a Fenris and you get this crap.
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Old 29th December 2018, 10:11 AM
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And Adams?
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Old 29th December 2018, 10:17 AM
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Cecil I guess. Remember, it's Fenris.
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Old 29th December 2018, 10:19 AM
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This is post #30. You have 27 more posts to bitch about the title.
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Old 29th December 2018, 10:20 AM
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Also, READ MY RETROSNARK AND ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!!!
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You're just double posting trying to use up your arbitrary limit of posts bitching about your Fenrised up title. Your posts shouldn't count towards the total, dude.
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:28 AM
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And yet...
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...they DO count. Nyahh-nyaah
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:29 AM
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Also, 57 has great numerological significance. It's hardly arbitrary
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:33 AM
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I read your retro-snark. It was nice.
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When I read those old snark threads and realize how little has changed in SEVENTEEN GODDAMNED YEARS I just get too sad to snark.

Can we start a new thread to just complain about the shitty snark titles? I'm not sure 57 posts is enough.
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:36 AM
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Also, 57 has great numerological significance. It's hardly arbitrary
I'm anxiously awaiting post 56 so I can get the magic post for my title complaint. Pad the post-count some more...
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:47 AM
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I read your retro-snark. It was nice.
YOU may have one (1) free post wherein you can "whine about the thread title" after post 57 because you liked my retrosnark and followed instructions.



Everyone else? This won't work again. Beck is the only winner of the Non-Transferrable 58 and beyond thread title snark coupon.
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Also, with this post, (#40), you only have 17 more where you're allowed to bitch about the title without CONSEQUENCES.
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:48 AM
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Can we start a new thread to just complain about the shitty snark titles? I'm not sure 57 posts is enough.
No
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:53 AM
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That’s a title alright.
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:55 AM
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I'll just park this here then keep editing to add comments about the title.
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Old 29th December 2018, 11:57 AM
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I never get the titles.

This is not a complaint so it doesn't count towards the 57 posts.
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The numerology number 57 resonates with creative expression.

It tends to assert its sense of personal freedom into its creativity. The result can be unexpectedly creative communication and artistic works.

57 tends to be both an extrovert and an introvert, both talkative and introspective, both consulting with others and looking inward for answers.
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Cecil I guess. Remember, it's Fenris.
In that case...
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Old 29th December 2018, 12:05 PM
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The title...
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is really...
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stupid
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