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Old 11th February 2020, 01:22 PM
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127-We’ve all got a special fetish, Durper snarking don’t upset us, all we ask is that is that you let us snark it our way...
Snark it OUR way
SNARK it our way
Snark it OUR way
At Durper King



You can bitch about the title until post 86. Also first post bitches
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Old 11th February 2020, 01:33 PM
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I like it!
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Old 11th February 2020, 01:41 PM
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For the kids who don’t get the title of the thread.

The worst earworm in history.

This one is from the heart of whiteness


This one is more funkalicious


Because if it’s worth doing ones, it’s worth overdoing. Five versions
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Old 11th February 2020, 01:42 PM
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Fenris, you should be ashamed.
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Old 11th February 2020, 01:45 PM
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Now it’s in your head. Good luck with that
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Old 11th February 2020, 01:46 PM
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Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
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Old 11th February 2020, 02:20 PM
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blah blah title sucks
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Old 11th February 2020, 02:21 PM
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God help me I remember all of those commercials.
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Now it’s in your head. Good luck with that
It's in your head! Zombie! Ay yah ay yah ay yah!
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Old 11th February 2020, 02:43 PM
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Now I want a Whopper. Of course, I've wanted one for over a year, now, so that's nothing new.
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Old 11th February 2020, 02:48 PM
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Some things can never be erased from memory, I guess...

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

There was a contest when I was a kid and you had to reel off that phrase in under x seconds to win (something) if you were the 36th caller to WLOL. Drove the folks insane practicing that shit.
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Old 11th February 2020, 03:08 PM
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Bijou Drains has his panties in a wad because some sportswriter posted the word "fuck" on her Twitter page.

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see it here. https://twitter.com/SaraCivian

For a job page I think it's very unprofessional. I asked her about it and she did not reply. It would be OK for a personal page. She's around 27. Anyone think it's OK for a business page? I assume her boss knows about it but maybe not.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=889908
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Old 11th February 2020, 03:26 PM
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Have it your way... EXTRA KETCHUP!

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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.
Soon parodied by two all beef Patties, Special Ross, Lester Sleaze pickin bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
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Some things can never be erased from memory, I guess...

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

There was a contest when I was a kid and you had to reel off that phrase in under x seconds to win (something) if you were the 36th caller to WLOL. Drove the folks insane practicing that shit.
Our local was to say it BACKWARD to win (whatever).

bun seed sesame, on onions, pickles, cheese, lettuce, sauce special, patties beef all two

Guess which version I remember better?
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Old 11th February 2020, 03:36 PM
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Oh wow, I forgot that they used to have separate commercials for white people and black people. I mean, I guess they still do, but it tends to be a little less...gross.
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Have it your way... EXTRA KETCHUP!

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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.
Soon parodied by two all beef Patties, Special Ross, Lester Sleaze pickin bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
No, it was two obese Pattys!

And Lester Cheese because he had toe cheese in addition to bunions, corns, amd so forth.
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Old 11th February 2020, 03:54 PM
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This title is lame-broiled. If I had it my way, the title wouldn't suck worse than the vaguely onion flavored extruded ring shaped objects they sell at BK.
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Old 11th February 2020, 05:29 PM
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Ferris should go to jail for posting those videos.
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Ferris should go to jail for posting those videos.
Box him!
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Old 11th February 2020, 06:56 PM
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For the kids who don’t get the title of the thread.
White people order Whoppers like this. (nasal voice) "Sir, may I please have one Whopper?"

Black people order Whoppers like thiiiiiiiiiis ....
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Old 11th February 2020, 08:47 PM
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As usual, a Fenris title sucks.
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First bitches post!
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Bijou Drains has his panties in a wad because some sportswriter posted the word "fuck" on her Twitter page.

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see it here. https://twitter.com/SaraCivian

For a job page I think it's very unprofessional. I asked her about it and she did not reply. It would be OK for a personal page. She's around 27. Anyone think it's OK for a business page? I assume her boss knows about it but maybe not.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=889908
He’s also weirdly obsessed with her living arrangements. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...9&postcount=17
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Old 11th February 2020, 10:26 PM
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you know what's always bothered me about the Burger King commercial is that the best special order the mom could think to order is "extra ketchup"
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Old 12th February 2020, 02:17 AM
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Oh, come on, you know what "extra ketchup (catsup)" means, right?
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Ferris should go to jail for posting those videos.
Come on Fenris, you gonna take that? Box Giraffe!
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Old 12th February 2020, 03:48 AM
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Now I want a whopper for breakfast.
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Some things can never be erased from memory, I guess...

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

There was a contest when I was a kid and you had to reel off that phrase in under x seconds to win (something) if you were the 36th caller to WLOL. Drove the folks insane practicing that shit.
Once when I was little I was dangerously sick; I couldn't keep anything down, became very dehydrated and eventually was taken to and kept at the hospital. I am told that I had become delirious from the dehydration and kept brainlessly repeating the Big Mac 'two all-beef patties...' jingle, which my dad actually took as an encouraging sign. "Oh, good... I think he's okay!" It all seems so very Simpsons. Fortunately my Marge... er, my mom realized maybe something was wrong and got me the proper medical attention.
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Ferris should go to jail for posting those videos.

Who the hell is Ferris? Ain't no Ferris here...

However, Fenris has come up with one of the worst titles in history.
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Ferris should go to jail for posting those videos.

Who the hell is Ferris? Ain't no Ferris here...

However, Fenris has come up with one of the worst titles in history.
100 Giraffe bucks and a Happy Meal if you edit the title to something like "Run for the border."
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Old 12th February 2020, 06:08 AM
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Health Reminder.

https://www.giraffeboards.com/calend...-2-12&e=72&c=1

Please be safe.
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Hey, someone left a perfectly good Whopper just laying here on the floor!::munch munch munch GULP:: Wait, health reminder? I wonder what that's all about...

::click::

God damn it
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Oh, and not to put ideas into Fenris' head, but this could have been a lot worse. Have you mercifully forgotten McD's Mac Tonight commercials from the 80s?

Well, I'm merciless.
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Hey, someone left a perfectly good Whopper just laying here on the floor!::munch munch munch GULP:: Wait, health reminder? I wonder what that's all about...

::click::

God damn it
You can't be doing reckless things like this. You've got 4 kids to think about now.
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The real whopper is the lie they tell you about how good its going to be.
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You can't be doing reckless things like this. You've got 4 kids to think about now.
Yeah, I can't go to the bathroom as is without tripping over at least 34,987* cats, at least one of whom will try to jump on the toilet as I'm getting ready to sit.

*ok, so that's a slight exaggeration.
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No, they really will jump up just as your butt is coming down to the seat, it's not an exaggeration. I haven't peed alone since the day UPS rang the doorbell and the cats hid for two hours.
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I tell them, I don't bother THEM while they're using the litterbox, so they should show me the same courtesty. They listen about as well as you would guess.
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I tell them, I don't bother THEM while they're using the litterbox, so they should show me the same courtesty. They listen about as well as you would guess.
Have you tried sitting on 'em?
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They've got fangs and claws, and it's a wide target. So no.
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Well... If she's nekkid:
Then that poor pussy would be sat on by a...

Rat.



ETA: How did you sneak by me?

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Oh, and
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Oh, and not to put ideas into Fenris' head, but this could have been a lot worse. Have you mercifully forgotten McD's Mac Tonight commercials from the 80s?

Well, I'm merciless.
don't post mac tonight; he's a hate symbol now

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Who let him out of the box?
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I am probably the last person to ask this but, seriously, where the fuck is the snark?????? WHERE??
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I am probably the last person to ask this but, seriously, where the fuck is the snark?????? WHERE??
It's something that must be hunted.
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Weak snark.

Almost missed this one.

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Airplanes fly by pushing down air. It's an F=ma type of thing.


Anyone care to guess who posted that? He's no genius.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...22&postcount=6
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Oh, and
No kitty pictures in the Snark thread!
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Anyone care to guess who posted that? He's no genius.

The OP is no brainiac either:

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Should we start as follows: A plane is on the runway. Air pressure at 35 pounds per square inch is pushing both up and down on the wings.
Let's see, that's about twice the standard air pressure on earth. So that would put him about 700 miles deep in the atmosphere of Jupiter.
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