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131-My Durper Loves Snarkin'; My Durper Loves Snarkin' and we know what it takes and we know how to use it
![]() ![]() Feel free to bitch about the awfulness of the title until post 51. Anything after that will get you boxed forever… Or as long as a mod vaguely feels like doing. Last edited by Someone; 10th May 2020 at 09:02 AM. Reason: Fixed Fenrised title and got new video |
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I know what it takes but I don't want to use it.
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So along with arbitrary and capricious, we have to deal with vague?
That sucks worse than the title. |
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so, just awful pop songs from now on, I guess.
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Having Covid-19 while shedding your skin in frigid water at midnight as a school of barracuda nibbled on your nuts would suck less than this thread title.
Good job Fenris, this one will be hard for Haj to beat next month. |
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Does "until post 51" mean up to and including the 51st post, or is it that anything after (post) 51 is dangerous?
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Thread title fail.
It should be My Durper loves snarkin'. |
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What depth of hell did that song come from? I count myself lucky I've somehow never managed to hear it before and unlucky that I have now. And how the hell did it ever become a hit? If that was the early sixties, sure, but Professor Google tells me that's from 1970. 1970! After Monterey Pop. After Woodstock. Right in the middle of Jimi's heyday. Hell, Black Sabbath's first album came out about then. And that thing was a hit. Sometimes I despair in humanity.
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Hey!
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Just go back to numbers only.
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Welcome to the inside of Fenris's mind. Pop songs and Bad, Bad thread titles. (Sorry Beckadreck!)
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What kind of dumb name is White Plains? Mayo Sandwich was available. They're not even from New York.
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Could cornflakes2 be a Skald sock? It’s clearly a troll.
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In a thread asking why is round pizza put in a square box, which, to my reading, is why are pizza boxes square? KillCountPaul chimes in with an explanation why pizzas are... round?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...95&postcount=6 |
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If I never hear anything involving Tony Burrows again, that'll be fine by me. |
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I think people should quit picking on poor little Titan A.E. Q-45.
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I'm thinking of changing my user name to Mod Vaguely.
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Thanks, I guess. I mean... It's still horrible, but at least not Fenris'd, so there's that.
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Making this at least the third thread started by the OP with a sometimes thinly, and sometimes not so thinly, veiled misogynistic bent. There’s also the one about women and their hair and the one about how much men spend on their girlfriends (who don’t even give them sex after!). |
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Where do you click to report this abomination of a title? This happens so often you'd think there would be a button for it.
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If a bad title is intentional and succeeds, is it really bad?
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Yes. Just as the worst trolls are the most successful trolls and the perfect hydrogen bomb is the hydrogen bomb that does not exist. It’s a major flaw in the ontological argument, for instance, that that which exists must necessarily be superior to/greater than that which does not, but as can be plainly seen with bad titles and trolls alike, that is not necessarily the case. Before we can understand whether or not existence is truly to be preferred over non-existence for a given entity, we must understand the nature of the entity posited to exist and the sort of world it would lead to. To put it bluntly, the best troll is the troll that does not exist. Similarly, the best bad title is the bad title that does not exist. Any measure of existence beyond simple non-existence makes it worse, irrespective of how well it fulfills intent.
Last edited by Someone; 10th May 2020 at 12:44 PM. |
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Compared to masturbating with a cheese grater... Hmmm, tough call.
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This title is terrible. The only good thing about it is that it's not the last title.
I don't think cornflakes2 is skald. It reads differently. Maybe FJ? |
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FJ?
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Dang that's a bad, bad, bad title. Signed:BECKDAWREK. easy to spell, easy to rhyme, easy on the eyes! ![]() |
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Around here, Sicilian pizza is a big deal, and it's rectangular. Rectangular pizza in a round box would make no sense at all
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New Durper posts an incomprehensible debate:
Spoilered because long and rambling.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=896000 |
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I know I've posted this retro snark before but it never fails to make me laugh and I was reminded of it when watching some old-school Simpsons last night:
What's the biggest trend that has been started on the SDMB? In which Dopers grasp at straws trying to find an internet trend that they invented. This thread is from 2003. Stuff they tried to claim: Felching - nope, predates the web Band name - nope, Dave Barry og smash - Some feathers are ruffled when @hajario points out this originated outside the SDMB How you doin'? - nope, Friends joke When come back bring pie - nope, some old flash cartoon Cow-orkers - nope, predates the web Lies make the baby jesus cry - nope, Simpsons In particular there was some back and forth about the stupid og smash joke. 2003 Dopers were quite protective of their lame in-jokes ![]() The thread only went to two pages, probably because they realized that there actually wasn't any common internet lingo that originated on the SDMB. ![]() |
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I can't believe they missed 'gutter scum flith'. What about 'regards shodan'? And a huge whiff on throwing stuff in the quarry.
Meanwhile we're the cool kids because we have shit steam pork boot. |
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