Reuben vs

[Jaglavak]

OK, lets go ahead and get it all out in the open, shall we?

[Rat Diva]

I sense bitterness...

[Detroit Hoser]

I sense a Reuben in my dinner plans tonight! Thanks for the idea, Jag!

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

I sense bitterness...

an impressive level!

ETA I check to see if anyone was voting and was surprised, because I assume some of us will vote on anything.

[Borborygmi]

I can empathize with the lashing out about the unfair treatment of the Reuben in these parts put I'm sorry to see 3am gas station coffee catch a stray.

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

I sense bitterness...

Yeah lady, you’ve mistreated the Reuben for the last time.

[TroutMan]

What is a stink flipper? Are they good? It sounds good.

[Jaglavak]

Well, first you harpoon a seal. Then after getting everything useful off of it, you wrap up the flippers in the hide and bury it in the right kind of mud for a year. If you do it just right you don't quite get botulism. The less said about the flavor, the better.

[JackieLikesVariety]

[Rat Diva]

I think Jag is the one who's flipped 🫤

[Jaglavak]

Oh yeah, I forgot to include an old tire off the highway. Tandoori retread anyone?

[Random Precision]

Don't knock fried bats until you've tried them.

Especially with a side of lichen.

[JackieLikesVariety]

I love that people are voting

[Zeener Diode]

Okay, first of all:

• There is no expiration date on Twinkies
• The can of Schlitz will be lake-temperature, which is always cooler than land-temperature (unless you're in a deep freeze)
• That last dog, on greasy rollers, is chock full of weenie goodness

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Oh yeah, I forgot to include an old tire off the highway. Tandoori retread anyone?

Added it for you

[Zeener Diode]

Methinks someone has her finger in the scale...