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Joey P · #1 3rd March 2009, 10:32 AM

testing, Can I post here?

Hi, Neighbor! · #2 3rd March 2009, 10:35 AM

You're in the box. Good luck getting out.

SoylentPopTart · #3 3rd March 2009, 11:30 AM

What a lame ass pitting. I give you a one half on a scale from 1 to 10.

Uthrecht · #4 3rd March 2009, 11:30 AM

Except that this isn't a Pit thread - it's a Box thread. Not entirely the same.

SoylentPopTart · #5 3rd March 2009, 11:37 AM

Yea, I don't know about that. As a sub forum of the pitt, doesn't that also make it the pit? A second ring of hell so to speak?

I know the rules are loose around here but I think have to draw the line somewhere.

Uthrecht · #6 3rd March 2009, 11:40 AM

Well, my understanding is that this is a penalty box zone to put people that violated the rules, the only place they can post, so they may be ridiculed by the board at large. So that would imply they could post non-pit threads. At the same time, it would imply that all responding posters could mock the OP, so your post is still mostly on-message.

The Cid · #7 4th March 2009, 03:49 PM

I thought you had to get thrown in the Box. Or else the cat dies. Right?

This Year's Model · #8 11th March 2009, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cid

I thought you had to get thrown in the Box. Or else the cat dies. Right?

No, no. You can't tell if the cat is wearing a hat until you are thrown in the box. Otherwise, one may safely assume that the cat is eating green eggs and ham in its socks.

whirlingbladesofkick · #9 11th March 2009, 07:31 PM

In French, chat chapeau. In Spanish he's a gato in a som-bre-ro!

Borborygmi · #10 12th March 2009, 04:32 AM

I find this thread shocking. I thought we weren't allowed to say box or variants, e.g. boxlapper.

Seeker of Truth & Beauty · #11 12th March 2009, 09:49 AM

<singsong>
I'm playing in Joey's booo-ooooox!
I'm playing in Joey's booooooo-ooooox!
</singsong>

Joey P · #12 12th March 2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeker of Truth & Beauty

<singsong>
I'm playing in Joey's booo-ooooox!
I'm playing in Joey's booooooo-ooooox!
</singsong>

Don't you people knock before coming in?

Uthrecht · #13 12th March 2009, 09:55 AM

Not really, no.

Seeker of Truth & Beauty · #14 12th March 2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey P

Don't you people knock before coming in?

That would spoil all the fun. And the surprise.

Joey P · #15 12th March 2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeker of Truth & Beauty

That would spoil all the fun. And the surprise.

:: pulls pants back up real fast:: What?

Uthrecht · #16 12th March 2009, 10:07 AM

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Carry on.

Seeker of Truth & Beauty · #17 12th March 2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey P

:: pulls pants back up real fast:: What?

<singsong>
I saw Joey's booo-ooooox!
I saw Joey's booooooo-ooooox!
</singsong>

Joey P · #18 12th March 2009, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Carry on.

It's to late now.

:note to self, wait until Ultrecht goes to bed to do that again:

Uthrecht · #19 12th March 2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey P

:note to self, wait until Ultrecht goes to bed to do that again:

Well, that sounds awkward.

Joey P · #20 12th March 2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Well, that sounds awkward.

Hey buddy, you're the one that just decided to march right in to the box, couldn't leave me alone for two freakin' minutes.

*Veb* · #21 12th March 2009, 10:23 AM

Shhhhh! Can't you people see Joey P is taking a test?

Waitaminutewaitamintuewaitjustaminute here...

What is that paper sticking out of your shirt sleeve, young man? It wouldn't be a crib sheet, now would it?

That was for all of you with strict school teacher fetishes. Sickos.

Uthrecht · #22 12th March 2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVeblen

That was for all of you with strict school teacher fetishes. Sickos.

Wait, are his pants up or down at this point?

Joey P · #23 12th March 2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Shhhhh! Can't you people see Joey P is taking a test?

Waitaminutewaitamintuewaitjustaminute here...

What is that paper sticking out of your shirt sleeve, young man? It wouldn't be a crib sheet, now would it?

That was for all of you with strict school teacher fetishes. Sickos.

It's a sperm test, now do you REALLY want to know what's on that paper that I hid up my sleeve when everyone came waltzing in is?

*Veb* · #24 12th March 2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Wait, are his pants up or down at this point?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey P

It's a sperm test, now do you REALLY want to know what's on that paper that I hid up my sleeve when everyone came waltzing in is?

GIRAFFE! In here! Now!

That brilliant "Box" idea is so not working out as planned.

And I'm not cleaning up in here, nuh-UH, not gonna do it, can't make me.

Joey P · #25 12th March 2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVeblen

GIRAFFE! In here! Now!

That brilliant "Box" idea is so not working out as planned.

And I'm not cleaning up in here, nuh-UH, not gonna do it, can't make me.

I can smell your (can I say it) cunt.
::Flings semen all over TVeblen's face::

*Veb* · #26 12th March 2009, 11:23 AM

Look, if we'd known you had these...issues, nobody would have barged in when you were, uh, like...that.

I assume your, your, condition resulted from an accident and none of us think the less of you even though there's, uh, considerably less of you, so to speak, then expected.

Now 'scuse me because I gotta go dry heave now.

Seeker of Truth & Beauty · #27 12th March 2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVeblen

Look, if we'd known you had these...issues, nobody would have barged in when you were, uh, like...that.

Speak for yourself. Some of us enjoy issues.

Borborygmi · #28 12th March 2009, 12:16 PM

Ahhh, this thread reminds me of the wonderful '80s band Living in a Box. Especially their hit single "Living in a Box". Which was from their album Living in a Box.

Where are my pants?

Joey P · #29 12th March 2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Ahhh, this thread reminds me of the wonderful '80s band Living in a Box. Especially their hit single "Living in a Box". Which was from their album Living in a Box.

Where are my pants?

Sorry, I think I'm wearing them. Where are my pants?

Hi, Neighbor! · #30 12th March 2009, 12:25 PM

You left them under my bed.

Uthrecht · #31 12th March 2009, 12:27 PM

Well, I'm wearing those, and now I know why it's so cramped.

Seeker of Truth & Beauty · #32 12th March 2009, 12:44 PM

There's always guys taking off their pants wherever I am. Or is it the other way around....?

KidVermicious · #33 12th March 2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey P

It's to late now.

:note to self, wait until Ultrecht goes to bed to do that again:

Yeah, if you wait until he comes to bed, you don't have to do it by yourself.

KidVermicious · #34 12th March 2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeker of Truth & Beauty

Speak for yourself. Some of us enjoy issues.

Wrong issue, Seeker. Try March.

Joey P · #35 12th March 2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidVermicious

Yeah, if you wait until he comes to bed, you don't have to do it by yourself.

That's why I said goes to bed and not comes to bed.

Borborygmi · #36 13th March 2009, 05:58 AM

Bump.

I just wanted to help this thread along since it's on the verge of being the most successful Box thread ever in the entire history of this message board.

Do we really want THE TIME IS WRONG!!!!!! to continue to hold on to that title? I think not.