I seem to have a thing for writing fucked up parody versions of famous poems, so I've decided to compile them here for your amusement. Or recreational outrage, that's good too.

This first one was inspired by a friend of a friend (of a friend? I can't remember how many levels of indirection we're talking here). Anyway, this person was in a production of Pirates of Penzance and a bunch of us ended up going. I wrote this on my friend's FB invitation page. He later said it was "the...