Lucifer

I got my nose lasered this morning. I now have a smoking black hole in my face where my nose used to be. It's a tremendous improvement. Well, at least it will be once the smoke clears.

A couple people I work with (that retarded baboon that reminds me of Patrick Star and the utterly repellent bitch that sits in front of me) put on a little show for us here in Cubeland yesterday. They staged a fake fight, and argued loudly for about 5 minutes. They were really nasty to each other and the whole thing was rather disturbing. When finally the bitch in front of me said "April Fools!" I thought to myself "Holy fuck. That wasn't funny at all". It made me realize that retarded stunt we pulled at Dumbo last year sure was fucking stupid. Oh well. You live, you learn.

I will now friend you.

The guy that sits diagonally to me here in cubeland reminds me of Patrick the Starfish from SpongeBob SquarePants. The guy is repellently stupid, and annoys me to no end. To make matters worse, he is one of our desktop support guys, and since I'm in systems I have to deal with him all the time. I'm working on a pretty big software deployment (Office 2007) that has me working with him 1-on-1 every day and it's very frustrating. I've been keeping my eyes peeled for a Patrick The Starfish t-shirt, because I think if I wore it to the office it would make me feel better. The guy that sits behind me is an Irish guy from Dorchester. Pick a stereotype about Irish Catholic Bostonians and you'll get a bullseye on describing this guy. He's funny as hell, and keeps me from flipping my lid and pounding the snot out of Patrick the Starfish when I get dragged down into his stupid.