Dirty Old Uncle Roger
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Last Activity: 17th May 2015 06:45 PM
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- About Dirty Old Uncle Roger
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- Tucson
- Occupation
- Corporate Whore
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- Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid.
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The Whiskey Rules
1. Shots are for po'buckers in loser bars. You put the whiskey in a tumbler and sip at it. You get the taste, you get the burn, and you don't get wrecked unless you're patient.
2. Chugging whiskey should be a capital offense. Fortunately, nature designed things so that this is largely the case.
3. Whiskey is manly in inverse proportion to its price. Maker's Mark is average. Below that is chest hair, above that is guys named Trevor...
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