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Forum: General Blah Blah 6th November 2011, 06:00 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,109
Posted By Zucchini Paw
See? sex IS good for you! Ever tried to hold...

See? sex IS good for you!

Ever tried to hold gas while you're too far along in the act to excuse yourself for even a minute? Very audible orgasm lemme tells ya...tears and all...
Forum: General Blah Blah 12th October 2011, 03:41 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 781
Posted By Zucchini Paw
I think i went to that one a long, long time ago....

I think i went to that one a long, long time ago. Yes, it's absolutely black. The walls are painted with non-reflective black paint, you follow distant red lightbulbs and corners are padded so you...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 14th August 2011, 07:06 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 19,046
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Seconded. Movie wise, i hope they'll do 2 parts...

Seconded. Movie wise, i hope they'll do 2 parts for the ones that need it. Otherwise a Tv mini-series would do better.

Roland lookwise: the actor that playes the main male lead in tv series Haven....
Forum: Photo Safari 3rd April 2011, 03:49 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 40,171
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Miowzer 's the name. Miowzer McMiowington

Miowzer 's the name. Miowzer McMiowington
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th March 2011, 04:40 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,559
Posted By Zucchini Paw
-c'mere -who's a big fat bobba/bebeh? (said...

-c'mere
-who's a big fat bobba/bebeh? (said while rough side petting)
-BELLYRUB!
-leave it!
-off!
-stupid/dummy/jackass/dumbass/fucking dog!/torpedo (when there's knee high snow)
-DO YOU WANT...
Forum: General Blah Blah 18th March 2011, 05:35 PM
Replies: 322
Views: 23,563
Posted By Zucchini Paw
This had made me laugh like a loon (didn't have a...

This had made me laugh like a loon (didn't have a good week at all):
The 4th submission (http://comixed.memebase.com/page/9/) that begins with a photo of two soccer players.

*it's from Comixed at...
Forum: General Blah Blah 18th March 2011, 06:19 AM
Replies: 442
Views: 47,265
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Bunny Gravey!

Bunny Gravey!
Forum: General Blah Blah 16th March 2011, 07:16 PM
Replies: 442
Views: 47,265
Posted By Zucchini Paw
.i think i have a "please rape me" sign on my...

.i think i have a "please rape me" sign on my forehead. I'm sick to shit of having middle-aged men ask me (in a creepy way) if i was married/ alone and where is my place. Some shit started by...
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th March 2011, 02:49 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,046
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Mine is 50-60 pounds, only on the weekend when i...

Mine is 50-60 pounds, only on the weekend when i hop back into bed after the the early first walk.
Nope outta the room.
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th March 2011, 02:34 PM
Replies: 442
Views: 47,265
Posted By Zucchini Paw
-I am a stupid bitch, according to an old lady on...

-I am a stupid bitch, according to an old lady on the bus, sitting comfortabley. Cause you know, her cane has the right to be hung on the railing while i have to stand akwardly and unsafely hold on...
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st October 2010, 06:36 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 7,909
Posted By Zucchini Paw
A small section in one of the towns i used to...

A small section in one of the towns i used to live in, one side of the main road the streets are named after planets while the other after famous people (mostly composers: Beethoven, Bach, Mozart and...
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th October 2010, 08:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,919
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Same here Auntbeast. I can imagine that at one...

Same here Auntbeast. I can imagine that at one point (even during the first hour) that i would also get bored.
Forum: General Blah Blah 12th October 2010, 03:34 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 18,032
Posted By Zucchini Paw
GET IT?! *coughackspitoii*

GET IT?! *coughackspitoii*
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th October 2010, 12:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,531
Posted By Zucchini Paw
It's one day of ass-scratching randomly in the...

It's one day of ass-scratching randomly in the month. That can happen in two ways:
My documents/workload doesn't arrive to my office from the other location. When it does, it becomes a scramble to...
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th October 2010, 05:49 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,556
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Wholeheartedly agree with ivylass.

Wholeheartedly agree with ivylass.
Forum: Photo Safari 8th October 2010, 05:43 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 10,930
Posted By Zucchini Paw
No, they taste like boogers. Have to pick them...

No, they taste like boogers. Have to pick them outta your teeth like boogers too.:barf:
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th October 2010, 05:31 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 15,102
Posted By Zucchini Paw
I kinda realised that the actor that plays...

I kinda realised that the actor that plays detective Nathan Wournos on the show Haven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haven_(TV_series)) (that is loosely based on Stephen King's 'Colorado Kid' story)...
Forum: Photo Safari 5th October 2010, 04:32 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 10,930
Posted By Zucchini Paw
You think that's bad? what about THIS! UGLY!!! ...

You think that's bad? what about THIS! UGLY!!!
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx111/ZucchiniPaw/Varadero118.jpg
Ok, maybe i lied about the ugly.
Forum: General Blah Blah 5th October 2010, 04:20 PM
Replies: 291
Views: 32,994
Posted By Zucchini Paw
You made me miss a whole day of work to do a...

You made me miss a whole day of work to do a F&^$%*& 15 minute thing?! and it's only 1/2 of the job?! GGAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Forum: General Blah Blah 5th October 2010, 05:49 AM
Replies: 266
Views: 37,783
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Sharks actually carry two in their womb, and the...

Sharks actually carry two in their womb, and the strongest ends up eating (http://www.elasmo-research.org/education/topics/lh_intrauterine_cannibalism.htm) the weaker.
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd October 2010, 01:25 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,115
Posted By Zucchini Paw
I agree. If he have felt that strongly, a face to...

I agree. If he have felt that strongly, a face to face meeting would have been already done. I have been through this and watched a family member go through this. We all parted in the end. No matter...
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd October 2010, 01:02 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,422
Posted By Zucchini Paw
For me it starts a little stressed, but as the...

For me it starts a little stressed, but as the dream continues i forget about it. My dreams change so much in very little time. Almost like that stupid Old Spice commercial (look at me then at my...
Forum: Photo Safari 1st October 2010, 05:39 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,104
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Awsome pictures. I would dearly love to visit...

Awsome pictures. I would dearly love to visit such places one day.
Forum: General Blah Blah 1st October 2010, 05:33 PM
Replies: 291
Views: 32,994
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Hey you, assface. Yeah you! See that old man...

Hey you, assface. Yeah you! See that old man that is standing there on the bus, the one that was greatful for my seat? Then why did you park your ass in it?!

Sometimes i swear i'd like to...
Forum: General Blah Blah 1st October 2010, 05:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 619
Posted By Zucchini Paw
Thanks for the replies. I think i got a little...

Thanks for the replies. I think i got a little paranoid over nothing. I called and they sent someone. It doesn't seem to need emergency patching, since they told me since that they'll just do it on...
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