Men just don't understand...

[Auntbeast]

Originally Posted by jali

Stay away from me with that four hour monster.
I can just imagine: sore and frozen jaw, sore and tender orifice.
Four hours - sheesh.

Thank you jali. So often, when men are talking about their dicks, I'm left thinking "I have no where I would like for that to go." I got physical and aesthetic considerations I'm dealing with here.

Size: Really, too big, is just, too big. Just scares me.
Girth: see above
Duration: There is only so much time I can tolerate having my tender bits assaulted, even in a good way.

Maybe I'm Goldilocks, but guys, really, what you guys dream of, rarely ever elicits any feeling from me other than "Not with my toys."