Silly Little Friday Evening Poll

[Kat]

Who fell into the well?

[Flying Saucerian]

Pussy.

Who put her in? Little Johnny Green.

Who pulled her out? Big Willie Stout.

What a naughty boy was that, to drown our little pussy Kat...

[JackieLikesVariety]

what is wrong with you people?~!

[Kat]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

what is wrong with you people?~!

Do you want it alphabetically or in order of importance?

...

Nevermind, we ain't got that kinda time.

[Zeener Diode]

Timmy falls down the well.

Timmy falls up the well.

Timmy falls down the well.

Timmy falls up the well.
Timmy falls down the well.

Timmy falls up the well.
Timmy falls down the well.

[Zeener Diode]

[Kat]

@Detroit Hoser gets it.

[picunurse]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

what is wrong with you people?~!

Its a doggerel most of us learned in grade school.
"Ding dong bell
Pussy's in the well..."

You know the rest.

That is, unless I missed something.

[Pogo]

Jack and Jill?

[C2H5OH]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a daughter

[Flying Saucerian]

And don't think I haven't noticed this poll got almost as many votes as both my previous polls combined.

I commence to sulk.

[Jaglavak]

Uh oh! Looks like Saucerian fell down the well now.

[Flying Saucerian]

The Well... Of Loneliness! 'Sob.'

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

And don't think I haven't noticed this poll got almost as many votes as both my previous polls combined.

It's because you didn't have wombats.

[Flying Saucerian]

There were no wombats on Pee-Wee's Playhouse. They had a dog sometimes...

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Kat

@Detroit Hoser gets it.

I mean, Chang went first, but by the time I remembered that part I'd already voted for Tikkitikkitembonosarembocharibariruchipipperipembo and hit enter. Such a fail.

Oldmanwithaladder was kind of dick, too, except back then I didn't know what that meant. I had this on a 45 single. It wasn't my favorite so I didn't have it memorized.

But here's one I loved and still have memorized, all in its racist unglory:

Part 1


Part 2


It's the exact version I remember from c.1966, where "Black" is replaced with "Brave," a giant surprise considering how my parents were absolute bigots/racists until they died.

I do love pancakes, though.

[Flying Saucerian]

You now have as many votes as both of my polls combined.

I mention this so someone can add more.