I have a question.

[Uthrecht]

Try to guess what it is.

Inspired by this post.

[mlerose]

You can't tell me what to do!

[Detroit Hoser]

I already guessed.

[Borborygmi]

Your question is But where is the money?

[Taur]

Why is there no St. Uhura?

[Metallic Squink]

Does this message board make my butt look big?

[Rock]

Why doesn't my stomach digest itself?

[Taur]

Does this milk smell okay?

[Metallic Squink]

What are you thinking about right now?

[Queen Tonya]

Why are they called apartments when they're all smushed together?

[Solfy]

Is it hotter in the summer than it is in the city?

[Dazzling White Diamonds]

Dammit, Uthrecht, why would you want to know that? Gross, dude.

[THespos]

It's the -gry question. Isn't it?

[OutStandingInTheField]

I used to have a question, but it got on the roof and we had to shoot it. Or was that a quetzal? Oh! Now I have a question too!!

[Roo]

I have an answer! It answers your question perfectly. Guess what it is.

[Rock]

Originally Posted by Roo

I have an answer! It answers your question perfectly. Guess what it is.

Yes?

[WednesdayAddams]

What's the square root of 19?
Is the Keynesian economic model really better?
Is China more of a Socialist nation than Communist?
How do they get the chocolate coating around those Easter rabbits without melting the marshmallow?

It has to be one of those.

[Dragonlady]

Oh, I hope it's the marshmellow bunny one.

[SoylentPopTart]

I think so Brain, but burlap pants always make me chafe.

[Roo]

Originally Posted by SoylentPopTart

I think so Brain, but burlap pants always make me chafe.

I had forgotten about that meme/show.

I remember a thread by Autolycus similar to this one a couple years ago.

[timbicile]

In my own defense I didn't see post by St.Urho as a new post so didn't reply. Now I have no idea what the question was. Did I answer whatever the question is?

[dogbutler]

African or European?

[St. Urho]

Originally Posted by timbicile

In my own defense I didn't see post by St.Urho as a new post so didn't reply. Now I have no idea what the question was. Did I answer whatever the question is?

Answers my question, anyway.

[Anacanapuna]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

How do they get the chocolate coating around those Easter rabbits without melting the marshmallow?

They create the chocolate shell first, then hold it in a chilled container while the melted marshmallow is poured in. A second chocolate cold-coater seals the bottom. Whole process takes five seconds.

I seen it on Discovery Channel.

As for the OP, it's a two-parter:

Is it pantless Thursday yet, and if not, why not? (Uthrecht always asks complex questions.)

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

(Uthrecht always asks complex questions.)

Indeed, he does.

[Anacanapuna]

Originally Posted by Roo

Indeed, he does.

I clicked on the linky thingy. It made my head hurt.

You did that on purpose, din't you?

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

You did that on purpose, din't you?

Is that your guess for the OP? I think it's a pretty good one.

[scareyfaerie]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Wolf Larsen]

The question is simple but the answer is not. You remind her of her father and she is conflicted but turned on by it.

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

They create the chocolate shell first, then hold it in a chilled container while the melted marshmallow is poured in. A second chocolate cold-coater seals the bottom. Whole process takes five seconds.

I seen it on Discovery Channel.

Thank you. That removes one of the things racing through my brain at one in the morning when I can't sleep. Of course, it will likely be replaced by something equally ridiculous, but such is life.

[Taur]

Can you hear me now?

[jali]

Does jali need tea?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by dogbutler

African or European?

Why couldn't she have been Asian?

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by scareyfaerie

Does my bum look big in this?

No hon, you look slinky vivacious and yummy.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

No hon, you look slinky vivacious and yummy.

...


That's not a very good hobo joke at all.

[Jaglavak]

It is, however, the correct answer. Memorize it because there will be a pop quiz when you least expect it.

[Detroit Hoser]

Need more room to write answers on my hands.

Note to self: Get bigger hands.

[timbicile]

On the other hand you could write smaller.

[Dallas Jones]

What was the curious thing the dog did in the night?

[scareyfaerie]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

No hon, you look slinky vivacious and yummy.

That's an excellent answer. I like you. Can I take you home and keep you?

[Borborygmi]

Look, keeping this thread going is all fine and well, But where is the money?

[BwanaBob]

How does a thermos know whether to keep things hot or cold?

[Taur]

Originally Posted by Borborygmi

Look, keeping this thread going is all fine and well, But where is the money?

NOT in the safe and I'M DISAPPOINTED!