If you open this thread, you must post in it before leaving

[Dosipede]

Let's see how many of you actually follow the rules. I don't give a shit what you post, but post something.

[Anacanapuna]

Nope, not gonna' post. Nothing. Breakin' the rules, right here.

So there.

[timbicile]

Okay.

[Lungfish]

Originally Posted by Dosipede

I don't give a shit what you post, but post something.

Make me!

[Pansy]

Don't tell me what to do!

[Kat]

I'm not going to post here and you can't make me!

[Toonces]

Darn it! Rebelling quietly is no fun, and I'm too lazy/apathetic to start a "I didn't post in Dosipede's thread" thread!

[Chacoguy]

Thirty views, six posts.

[Mako]

Rancid cheesebasket.

Rule followed, thread exited.

[SmartAleq]

Do you have to post EVERY time you open the thread, or just the first time? Rules are confusing.

[drewbert]

Well, I'm just not going to open the thread, then. So there.

[Dosipede]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Do you have to post EVERY time you open the thread, or just the first time? Rules are confusing.

Every time.

[Crackhead]

Who is Leaving? And when is he supposed to fucking post?

[SmartAleq]

Oh well, in that case then...

[Crackhead]

Now what am I supposed to write? I just came to see what smart aleq wrote, but I can't possibly match the wit and humor I displayed in my first post.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

Thirty views, six posts.

by god, it's anarchy!

[Detroit Hoser]

There's nothing good on TV right now.

[Random Precision]

Ok. So this happened.

[Crackhead]

[Dosipede]

[Random Precision]

I've uncovered the loophole in the OP. If I never leave, I never have to post. Bwaa-ha-ha!



I'll be going now.

[SmartAleq]

If you use the Cool Iris previewer for Firefox it lets you read the thread without incrementing the view counter! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Crackhead]

That not following the intent of the law you miscreant. @what's this mention thing;

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Dosipede

Every time.

After I post in the thread, it reloads the thread. Do I have to post again at that point, or is it okay to leave then?

[SmartAleq]

I can even add a comment without incrementing the view counter! Take that!

[BJMoose]

Originally Posted by Dosipede

Let's see how many of you actually follow the rules. I don't give a shit what you post, but post something.

Who died and made you dull??

[Random Precision]

These silly rules make lurking too much work.

[Wolf Larsen]

v = dx/dt
a = dv/dt

[Kat]

Wait, no one said there was going to be math.

[Random Precision]

I was never here, understand?

[Iris]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

If you use the Cool Iris previewer for Firefox it lets you read the thread without incrementing the view counter! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The what?

[Dosipede]

Originally Posted by Kat

After I post in the thread, it reloads the thread. Do I have to post again at that point, or is it okay to leave then?

This ain't rocket science here. Figure it out. Yeah, it's OK to leave then.

[Kat]

Good.

[Random Precision]

Glad that's cleared up.

[Diamonds02]

What causes your farts to stop smelling over a decade and then suddenly start smelling again?

[Borborygmi]

 
 
 

hey what's this it's stay alive the survival
game let's play last one with a marble on the
board wins your turn move a lever i'm gonna
block that strategy i'm out me too uh oh i
win i'm the sole survivor

[Crackhead]

I heard their was some math goin on up in here.

[Wolf Larsen]

The latex plugin appears to be busted:

[EmilyG]

I opened this thread to see what others wrote. Here's my post.

[Wolf Larsen]

I opened this to read what EmilyG posted. Now I'm going to go heat up my coffee in the microwave, it's getting cold.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

The latex plugin appears to be busted:

Shoulda used lube.

[Solfy]

The Geeb, valuing quantity over quality since 2009.
(as my post count attests)

[Rat Diva]

I only came in to see what Solfy posted.

[BrickaBracka]

Judging by the views/post ratio...we've got some dishonest jerks around here.

[Rat Diva]

Kilroy was here!

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by BrickaBracka

Judging by the views/post ratio...we've got some dishonest jerks around here.

But to be fair, we have some honest jerks too.

[Dosipede]

So this young woman has a cleft palate that's pretty noticeable, and she's really self-conscious about it. Her friends are always trying to pick her up and take her out, but she never gets any attention from boys.

One day her friends all drag her to a dance, saying, "We have the perfect guy for you! He's wonderful." She says, "What's wrong with him?" And they go, "Oh, he has a wooden eye. Don't mention anything. He's really self-conscious about it."

So they get to this dance and she's getting pretty excited about a guy that might actually have something in common with her. They walk in and her friends kind of shove these two people together. They're standing there awkwardly avoiding each others' glance near the punch bowl.

Finally, he kind of shuffle his feet and goes, "So, uh, you wanna dance?"

Her: "Oh, would I?! Would I?!"

Him: "Well, harelip! Harelip!"

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Dosipede

Her: "Oh, would I?! Would I?!"

Him: "Well, harelip! Harelip!"

[Crackhead]

How come no one comes in here to see what I wrote Do all of you have other, better crackheads to listen to?

[Solfy]

Semprini.