I just had a brain dropping.

[Cochrane]

Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.

[Darmund]

Here's mine: Bald eagles are jerks.

[BJMoose]

Here's one from a dream last night: One should never tip a stripper with a handful of mixed nuts.

I made that remark to Puna. It seriously bothers me that Raffers are starting to appear in my dreams.

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by BJMoose

Here's one from a dream last night: One should never tip a stripper with a handful of mixed nuts.

Well obviously. Strippers prefer cash-ews.

[Cochrane]

Originally Posted by Random Precision

Well obviously. Strippers prefer cash-ews.

Gesundheit.

[Tad Cooper]

Originally Posted by Cochrane

Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.

I've made it well known that I am to be buried naked (open casket, please), with a cigar in my mouth and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire by my side. And wearing sunglasses.

[Jaglavak]

If things work out the wayI'm hoping, I'll drop dead from a heart attack right after I lose my shirt in a poker game. But I imagine the soilent green machine won't care either way.

[BJMoose]

:: makes note never to go to McDonalds agains ::

[dogbutler]

Originally Posted by Cochrane

Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.

I came into this world naked, screaming, and covered in another person's blood and fluids. I wish to go out the same way.

[Glazer]

I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming in terror like everyone else in his car.