You're Not A Monkey!

[Flying Saucerian]

Why can't you just accept that?

[Lungfish]

Eh?

[running coach]

I am so a monkey!
*flings poo*
See!?

[Kat]

You're not a monkey, you're an APE!

[Pere]

Originally Posted by Kat

You're not a monkey, you're an APE!

Depends. How cladistic do you wanna get?

[JackieLikesVariety]

I'm pretty sure I am a primate of some kind: I'm very good at reading body language.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Pere

Depends. How cladistic do you wanna get?

I don't want to get whaled on by an orangutan, so I'll stick with differentiating the two.

[Cochrane]

Of course, I'm a monkey. Here I come, walking down the street.

[Kat]

Don't you get the funniest looks from everyone you meet?

[Cochrane]

I'm just trying to be friendly. All I wanna do is sing and play.

[Kat]

I guess you're the young generation. Do you have something to say?

[Anacanapuna]

Say, is that silver on your back or are you just prematurely ... OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

[The Futility of Nihilism]

This is what I like about this place. Nobody hesitates to just monkey around.

[Ludovic]

No monkey! No monkey! YOU'RE the monkey!

[BJMoose]

Thank God I'm a moose and I don't have to act like you people.

[Cochrane]

Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty apes!

[JimNightshade]

I too am a monkey!

I scratch my armpits every morning when I wake up, I scratch my arse a bit and smell my finger.

When I wake up from the inevitable fainting that causes, I scratch my balls and make coffee.

When I get out of the shower, I flex my muscles at imaginary monsters, do a little karate move, and exhaustingly put on my underpants.

I then become human about 30 minutes later.

This is all very common monkey behavior.

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

I too am a monkey!

I scratch my armpits every morning when I wake up, I scratch my arse a bit and smell my finger.

When I wake up from the inevitable fainting that causes, I scratch my balls and make coffee.

When I get out of the shower, I flex my muscles at imaginary monsters, do a little karate move, and exhaustingly put on my underpants.

I then become human about 30 minutes later.

This is all very common monkey behavior.

That prehensile tail must come in very handy when it's time to wash your back.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by Random Precision

That prehensile tail must come in very handy when it's time to wash your back.

Yeah - it really is kinda handy!

[Jaglavak]

Sure, but on the other hand hand hand...

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Sure, but on the other hand hand hand...

...you'd like to hear some funky Dixieland?

[Scuba Ben]

Paging @Hockey Monkey, please pick up the bananaphone for an important message.

[Pencil]

Originally Posted by Scuba Ben

pick up the bananaphone

[Colonel Plink]

Speak for yourself

[Rat Diva]

Well, DUHHHHHHH. That's why my name's not Monkey Diva.