2000 posts! Fuck yeah!

[WormTheRed]

As Who me? so nicely pointed out, this is MY 2000 POST.

SO FUCK YEAH!

Giraffeboards RULEZ!

ETA: So I figure this would be a good post to end this shit with... right?

ETTA: I'm gonna save my Space Oddysey post for something special - anyone have an idea?

[wring]

Huh. I don't think I have that many.

[blank]

It says 2001 here (have you seen a rather large monolith lately?)

[mlerose]

:assgrabs: for Worm the Viking!

[wring]

Nope. I don't.

[Borborygmi]

This is my 1,558th post!

[Giraffe]

Loser.

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Loser.

Ha, would a "loser" have earned the title of "Organ Grinder Monkey"?




Oh.

[Taur]

EXSHULLUNT PARTAY, RED THE VIKING WORM.


Btw, I am pre-celebrating my 1,000th post.

[WormTheRed]

[quote=Board Taurus;232290]EXSHULLUNT PARTAY, RED THE VIKING WORM.
/quote]


A mentioning of VIKINGS is totally worth my 2001 post. I will however maul Giraffe for calling me lame for this post celebration

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Man I am totally not there yet. I guess I should go hang out in the post-count-padding thread some more.

[Borborygmi]

That thread, of course, is a Talk Like A... thread. So the beauty of it is, it isn't really post-count-padding... it's biting satire.

[Elyanna]

I don't think I even want to know how many posts I have.

ETA: 3555? I'm such a blabber mouth!

[wring]

I can't count that high.

[WormTheRed]

Yeah, I still rule (for about a minute)

[Sybarite]

Welcome to the Kool Kidz!

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Sybarite

Welcome to the Kool Kidz!

Is 2000 the Kool Kidz benchmark?


When you reach 3000, you can spell it right, and really hang with the cool kids.

[Inner Stickler]

I passed 1000 a bit ago. My posting tendencies come and go.

[Inner Stickler]

It sounds like something all right.

[Sybarite]

I'd aim for "Gods of the Internet" before I'd aim for "Cool Kids." Just sayin'.

[Illuminati Primus]

Worm - You know that time you described yourself as an attention whore and I disagreed with you? Well, I changed my mind.

[WormTheRed]

Originally Posted by Illuminati Primus

Worm - You know that time you described yourself as an attention whore and I disagreed with you? Well, I changed my mind.

[Burnt Toast]

I don't even have 1,000 yet. Obviously, I need to post pad more often.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

I don't even have 1,000 yet. Obviously, I need to post pad more often.

It's just like riding a bicycle. The more you do it, the more likely you are to be hit by a car.


No, wait. I think my analogy needs work.

[meek]

Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

I don't even have 1,000 yet. Obviously, I need to post pad more often.

I don't even have 100 yet. Obviously, I need to type faster.
^{Happy 2000th Worm!}


Who types so slow ~ the batteries in the wireless keyboard go dead between keystrokes.

[Borborygmi]

Maybe a little work, but we know what you mean: posting is as easy as falling off a bump on a log. You can take that to the bank and smoke it.

[Pure]

I think I have, um, 12?


ETA: 35

but a cool avatar!

[Uthrecht]

Seriously for a moment, though, do those of you with "low postcounts" (for some value of either) actually feel this is some kind of shortcoming or that "high postcounts" (similarly) is amazing? 'Cause Burnt, meek, Ivory, you're all fine posters. Big deal about how many you have.

_{(Not that I mean to take away from the 2000 post celebration. Worm, you're still cooler than them; just don't tell them I said so)}

[Burnt Toast]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Seriously for a moment, though, do those of you with "low postcounts" (for some value of either) actually feel this is some kind of shortcoming or that "high postcounts" (similarly) is amazing? 'Cause Burnt, meek, Ivory, you're all fine posters. Big deal about how many you have.

Just like a man, to say that size doesn't matter.





ETA: Thanks, Inner Stickler.
And Uthrecht.

[meek]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Seriously for a moment, though, do those of you with "low postcounts" (for some value of either) actually feel this is some kind of shortcoming or that "high postcounts" (similarly) is amazing?...

Not at all. Quality > Quantity. <----- (This took me 30 minutes to type.)

_{And on preview, thx Sticks/Uthrecht}

[Pure]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Seriously for a moment, though, do those of you with "low postcounts" (for some value of either) actually feel this is some kind of shortcoming or that "high postcounts" (similarly) is amazing? 'Cause Burnt, meek, Ivory, you're all fine posters. Big deal about how many you have.

_{(Not that I mean to take away from the 2000 post celebration. Worm, you're still cooler than them; just don't tell them I said so)}

Doesn't phase me at all. It's like watching the odometer on your car roll over- it's fun and noteworthy, but doesn't make me feel bad that my car is only at some lesser number.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by Ivorytowerdenizen

Doesn't phase me at all. It's like watching the odometer on your car roll over- it's fun and noteworthy, but doesn't make me feel bad that my car is only at some lesser number.

...and it means those others are closer to the scrap heap.

[Pure]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

...and it means those others are closer to the scrap heap.

While I'm fresh and new!

I like it!

[Taur]

Originally Posted by Board Taurus

Can I scrape your burnt parts, Toasty?

Aww, baby. I'll bring out the silver butter knife and make your first time something special.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Seriously for a moment, though, do those of you with "low postcounts" (for some value of either) actually feel this is some kind of shortcoming or that "high postcounts" (similarly) is amazing? 'Cause Burnt, meek, Ivory, you're all fine posters. Big deal about how many you have. But just remember, with great posts comes great responsibility. And size matters. Keep posting, weaklings.

FTFY.

[Inner Stickler]

Is my postcount low or high? What's the average here?

[Inner Stickler]

Also, ivory, meek, and burnt are totally awesome. Don't change a thing guys.

(Yeah, I managed to doublepost. I think I covered it up well, though.)

[Sybarite]

The secret to high post counts - you know how sometimes you think the better of it, and just delete what you wrote? Well, stop doing that. And stop considering whether you have something of value to add - just let 'er fly!


(Hee hee - I mock Uthrecht and Zeener!)

[Burnt Toast]

Originally Posted by Sybarite

The secret to high post counts - you know how sometimes you think the better of it, and just delete what you wrote? Well, stop doing that. And stop considering whether you have something of value to add - just let 'er fly!

I do that all the time. I should stop second-guessing myself and just post drivel.

[Mbossa]

Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

I do that all the time. I should stop second-guessing myself and just post drivel.

Yup.

[Uthrecht]

no u

[Zeener Diode]

+1

[Sybarite]

+2

You see how it's done? Those are the masters! ^^^^

[Inner Stickler]

/6

[Taur]

.

[Mbossa]

wot

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

no u

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

+1

Originally Posted by Sybarite

+2

You see how it's done? Those are the masters! ^^^^

Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

/6

Originally Posted by Board Taurus

.

Originally Posted by Mbossa

wot

There's enough padding here to catch a three-story jumper.

If you don't mind, I'll pile them up and take a catnap.

|-0


ETA: zzzzzzzzzzz

[Pure]

Originally Posted by Board Taurus

.

Hah. I found you.

[Solfy]

HEY!

HEY ZEENER!!!

You awake?

How 'bout now?

WAKE UP, ZEENER!!

If I can't sleep, no one sleeps.

[Zombie Diode]

Zeener's not here, Mrs. Solfy...