53: Herbie the derp bug.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I didn't even get to see the :FON:

It was a bunch of smileys at a rave with flashing lights and stuff. It was also kind of big.

Found it. It's here.

http://s159.photobucket.com/user/osc...miley.gif.html

[Someone]

First they came for the oversized, obnoxious, flashing emoticons, and I didn't say anything, because I wasn't an oversized, obnoxious, flasshing emoticon.

[Someone]

Then they came for the paper towel tubes, but I didn't say anything because I was stuck in the 50s, and busy sucking on Saint Joe Paterno's dick.

[Someone]

But what crime did :gtfo: commit? Huh? None! That's what. This is just another case of racist white cops hunting young black men for fun.

[Someone]

We so do need a dancing Snoopy smiley.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

But what crime did :gtfo: commit? Huh? None! That's what. This is just another case of racist white cops hunting young black men for fun.

I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

But what crime did :gtfo: commit? Huh? None! That's what. This is just another case of racist white cops hunting young black men for fun.

:gtfo: deserved it. Cops Giraffe don't shoot blacks smilies for no reason.

[Someone]

Some people just need to get goddam lives, already.

([GAME] threads in the Game Room.)

[Someone]

And Colibri makes his point.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It's a mass purge!

Giraffe did what he had to do.

Now :gtfo:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And Colibri makes his point.

That was fairly hilarious.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That was fairly hilarious.

What the hell does it matter about post counts and the supposed padding?

That's SO 2004...





Seriously, does anyone have a real reason to care? Or is it just sour grapes?

[Someone]

I don't think the mods are going to do anything except to keep Dex's solution in place. And who can blame them? Just look for the goddam [GAME] tag in the title and don't open it if you're not interested.

They should just make an announcement, though.

"We have no plans to change the Game Room from the way it currently is laid out. We think it works fine the way it stands."

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And Colibri makes his point.

I think Colibri is in a bad mood, after Mr Nylock scolded him.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Some people just need to get goddam lives, already.

([GAME] threads in the Game Room.)

Things were so much more relaxed in the 50s. If that had happened in say 1952, we would have waited until about April of 1961 before bringing it up again. Durpers are just so now. They should just get a paper towel tube and, as the kids these days say, Chillax.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think Colibri is in a bad mood, after Mr Nylock scolded him.

That is one of the greatest burns of all time.

[Someone]

I was fully expecting butthurt to give Nylock a warning.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What the hell does it matter about post counts and the supposed padding?

That's SO 2004...





Seriously, does anyone have a real reason to care? Or is it just sour grapes?

Yes, especially from a Guest, not a Member.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think Colibri is in a bad mood, after Mr Nylock scolded him.

After Colibri rolled his eyes and spoke down to him again, Nylock came up with one of the absolute best zings I've seen... possibly ever!

[Someone]

The Sony hack (where employees social security numbers, medical information and other data) was actually an elaborate PR stunt to promote The Interview.

[Someone]

nm

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think Colibri is in a bad mood, after Mr Nylock scolded him.

And we all know how well declaring yourself king of your own thread worked out for etv78.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And we all know how declaring yourself king of your thread worked out for etv78.

But how well it worked for Liberaltarian in his "My Pretty Jesus" blog-post/threads when Tomndebb and other mods would do whatever to make sure his threads left Lib as king.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

But how well it worked for Liberaltarian in his "My Pretty Jesus" blog-post/threads when Tomndebb and other mods would do whatever to make sure his threads left Lib as king.

What happened there if you don't mind me asking?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What happened there if you don't mind me asking?

Libertard spent a thread or two making up definitions of the "Jesus=Love", "Love=Atoms" variety, so normal words had weird, esoteric meanings.

Somewhere around the third thread, he started tossing off bigoted statements like such-and-such early Christian couldn't POSSIBLY have been anti-Jewish, because he WAS Jewish, despite believing in the Trinity, renouncing his relgion, etc. Several people (and I) complained, and Tomndebb shit his pants trying to prove that it was ok for Lib to have a blog on the SDMB.

There were bunches of other complaints, but here's mine (I remembered the title so it was easy to Google)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=523068

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I was fully expecting butthurt to give Nylock a warning.

That is Señor Butthurt to you!

[Someone]

It seems that the SDMB has decided I'm a horndog, since this is pretty much all they show me for ads anymore. Is it like this for everyone?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=523068

And that's why I stay out of GD. "I said this: [parse parse parse parse parse]", "No, you said: [parse parse parse parse parse] and I said [parse parse parse parse parse]", "No, he said [parse parse parse parse parse], you said [parse parse parse parse parse], and I said [parse parse parse parse parse]", "I agree with [parse parse parse parse parse] but [parse parse parse parse parse] is [parse parse parse parse parse], not [parse parse parse parse parse]" ad infinitum.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What the hell does it matter about post counts and the supposed padding?

That's SO 2004...





Seriously, does anyone have a real reason to care? Or is it just sour grapes?

Hey!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think Colibri is in a bad mood, after Mr Nylock scolded him.

To be fair, Nylock is acting like a bit of a whiny tool.

[Someone]

Newsflash: Aruvqan manages to get through a whole post without mentioning her own illness or disabilities!

That's not to say she doesn't mention anybody else's illness or disability. IN A THREAD ABOUT MIXING BOWLS!

Originally Posted by Someone

I have a set of 3 ceramic - 1, 2 and 4 quart; stainless - the full set with multiples of some sizes; pyrex 1, 2 and 4 quart sizes and plastic as well. While I do have a copper 2 quart size, as I almost never make meringue, it sits lonely on top of the cupboards in the utility room gathering verdigris. Oddly enough, I have a hell of a set of vintage copper cookware from the last century that also pretty much never gets used. I simply do not have the space for all the cookware I own - I have grabbed the good stuff from my Mom [she is now fully crackers with her Alzheimers and is in a resident facility] and along with my own 30 years of collecting good cookware I have an odd combination of stuff ranging from the copper stuff, to la creuset to commercial stuff I got [with the pot that blows most peoples minds ... a 100 quart stock pot.]

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

To be fair, Nylock is acting like a bit of a whiny tool.

Whininess is my derp superpower; don't knock it.

[Someone]

Durpers dis their partners, again. Some of those are light-hearted and amusing, but some of them, wow. There are some issues there. Still reading the thread, but so far, Lemur866 is the...um... winner:

We have a kitchen counter. We have a sink. We have a dishwasher.

My wife will take dishes from the counter, and put them in the sink. Oh, she's going to wash them? No, of course not, she puts them in the sink and walks away.

WHAT THE FUCK. It would just as easy to put the dish in the dishwasher. Oh, you don't want to wash that particular thing in the dishwasher? Then go right the fuck ahead and wash it in the sink, that's fine. Don't feel like washing it right now, or ever? Then leave it the fuck alone.

Because when you put the fucking dish in the sink, and we're cooking and washing and doing daily tasks, and the sink gets filled with grease and moldy water, the dish is even filthier and harder to clean, plus even if you want to wash a fucking dish now you have to clean the goddam sink first before you can wash one fucking thing.

You don't have to wash the goddam dishes. But if you aren't going to wash the goddam dish, stack it on the counter so that someone else--like me--can, when the time comes, wash the goddam dish. Except she somehow thinks that by piling filthy rotting dishes in the sink with a half-inch of greasy dishwater and leaving them there she's helping. I mean, part of doing dishes is putting them in the sink, right? So she's moved us forward by one step, right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

If things are staying unwashed so long they get moldy and begin to rot, I think there are bigger problems than just the wife.

[Someone]

That and it's a dumbass idea. I use one dish, I rinse it out and set in the sink. One or two fucking dishes aren't going to grow mold and flies until I do dishes later on that day. Leaving them all over the counter? WTF? (Granted, I don't have a dishwasher, or I'd stick it in there)

And who the fuck uses greasy, dirty water to wash dishes? There's this thing called dish soap, they might try using it. Works very well with hot water, I've found.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

To be fair, Nylock is acting like a bit of a whiny tool.

I have a great deal of respect for whiny tools. Especially when wielded by a dentist.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Durpers dis their partners, again. Some of those are light-hearted and amusing, but some of them, wow. There are some issues there. Still reading the thread, but so far, Lemur866 is the...um... winner:

If things are staying unwashed so long they get moldy and begin to rot, I think there are bigger problems than just the wife.

Then he follows up with this. Holy hoarder, Batman!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It seems that the SDMB has decided I'm a horndog, since this is pretty much all they show me for ads anymore. Is it like this for everyone?

Yeah, for me, pretty much.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Hey!

Eh, he's just jealous. Everybody knows that sour grapes make the best whine.

[Someone]

My wife puts dirty dishes in the sink. And I'm pretty sure she's fucking my boss. But I'll just talk about the dishes because I'm in denial about the other stuff.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Didn't see any snark about this one yet:

27 year old virgin wants to know if he should hire an escort.

Seriously now, he really needs to get laid.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Durpers dis their partners, again. Some of those are light-hearted and amusing, but some of them, wow. There are some issues there. Still reading the thread, but so far, Lemur866 is the...um... winner:

If things are staying unwashed so long they get moldy and begin to rot, I think there are bigger problems than just the wife.

It's a good thing Leaffan finally up and got divorced. Otherwise he would have dominated that thread, blown up at people and told them he was the normal one and his wife was a loon, and then finished up with how they just couldn't get divorced because of the kids. Lather, rinse, repeat in the next "foibles of your SO" thread.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

My wife puts dirty dishes in the sink. And I'm pretty sure she's fucking my boss. But I'll just talk about the dishes because I'm in denial about the other stuff.

Not just your boss but your gardener and the guy who delivers groceries, too. But we'll focus on the dishes for now.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Libertard spent a thread or two making up definitions of the "Jesus=Love", "Love=Atoms" variety, so normal words had weird, esoteric meanings.

Somewhere around the third thread, he started tossing off bigoted statements like such-and-such early Christian couldn't POSSIBLY have been anti-Jewish, because he WAS Jewish, despite believing in the Trinity, renouncing his relgion, etc. Several people (and I) complained, and Tomndebb shit his pants trying to prove that it was ok for Lib to have a blog on the SDMB.

There were bunches of other complaints, but here's mine (I remembered the title so it was easy to Google)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=523068

Did Liberal have naked pictures of Tomndebb or something? I swear, Liberal was always smearing his feces all over the walls of GD, but Tomndebb just stood back and didn't even blink.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Eh, he's just jealous. Everybody knows that sour grapes make the best whine.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Did Liberal have naked pictures of Tomndebb or something? I swear, Liberal was always smearing his feces all over the walls of GD, but Tomndebb just stood back and didn't even blink.

Liberal played the passive-aggressive "it's OK, I'll cope, don't do anything for poor me" card better than an Italian-Jewish grandmother.

[Someone]

Ontological proof of mods.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Liberal played the passive-aggressive "it's OK, I'll cope, don't do anything for poor me" card better than an Italian-Jewish grandmother.

It was hilarious watching his meltdown at Domebo. That tact didn't work so well there.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Liberal played the passive-aggressive "it's OK, I'll cope, don't do anything for poor me" card better than an Italian-Jewish grandmother.

What was the mod view of Lib? Let's hear some dirt from behind the scenes! How the hell did he get away his antics time and again?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Did Liberal have naked pictures of Tomndebb or something? I swear, Liberal was always smearing his feces all over the walls of GD, but Tomndebb just stood back and didn't even blink.

IIRC, they even made a special rule for him; we weren't allowed to call him godbotherer, even in the Pit. Mebbe he had nude pics of Zutti.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Eh, he's just jealous. Everybody knows that sour grapes make the best whine.

There's some truth in that, I mean, I made up this account in the first place to taunt KenDio when he was making all the noise about not missing the Durp after finally getting his ass banned. Then I decided I liked it so I kept it as my main, though I've never been exactly prolific over here.