Does Quasi (Me) Have A Sock Puppet?

[Quasi]

This is for anyone who thinks Quasi (me) has a sock puppet. What you see below is where my stalker is located. See his IP? Now when I checked the date, it read 12.20.14...... What follows is not my IP, but I am sure that my mods and admins can determine this very simply, even though this person who is stalking me isn't a member here. Right?

Locationallas, Georgia, United StatesIP Address:At&t U-verse (108.65.221.218) Referring URL:

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthr...p=1147472Entry Page:

www.wheretobud.blogspot.com/Exit Page:

Okay, where was I on 12.20? Fuck if I know, but if I was here then all y'all have to do is back-check my IP, right? I'm on Charter and we have been since 2009, by the way.

I do not have a sock; I resent being accused of having one and I hate insinuendoes (or whatever that fuckin' word is)

www.wheretobud.blogspot.com/?zx=a5c71bfbcd1ff4c3

Quasi

[SmartAleq]

Most of us have socks, I have some I can't log in for because I can't for the life of me remember what email I used or the password for the account. Nobody here even cares if you have socks, so why is this upsetting to you?

[Quasi]

Carry-over from SDMB, I reckon, SA. Plus as I said, I don't like folks insinuating I have one when I don't.

I'm ALWAYS Quasi or Quasimodem (how many of us are there now?), and I don't feel the need to have a sock.

Basically, that's it. That and I'm being stalked and do not want to be misunderstood here.

Thanks

ETA: Also, what I was trying to say is that if anyone sees the above IP address and thinks it's me with a sock, it isn't. It's just a possibility if anyone needs to check me out.

Quasi

[SmartAleq]

Ah. Well, if it helps any we accuse each other of sockdom all the time--as a matter of fact, board lore has it that we are actually all socks of @Dragonlady anyway. What I'm saying, basically, is don't let it get you upset because it's not any sort of serious accusation around here and nobody actually cares whether you have knitted footwear or no. As for stalkers, fuck 'em. They're mostly tards.

[Quasi]

Hey! I'm a "tard"!

Difference is, I'm happy about it and don't give a shit. Long as I wake up to one more day, I got it made, dudes and ladies!

Just don't wanna die in pain. During my sleep would be good, in "the saddle" would be better, and a morphine drip comes in last place.

Kübler-Ross can kiss my ass. I've already reached stage 5, and it only took me 3 days or so.

Q

[Kat]

Yeah, nobody cares, and if anyone does, that's their problem, not yours. I have at least a half dozen socks.

[Quasi]

Really?!

Then if so many of you have socks, and I don't, how am I supposed to know who to respond to in earnest?

Y'all might think that's a big "Ha-Ha" to each other, but what about someone like me?

My fucking brain is gonna spin around and around trying to figure out what to answer to whom.

At this point in my life, what I need is "real" people (not socks) to speak with me.

SDMB doesn't have this "app", which is why I left there.

So how do we work this out, y'all? I definitely don't want to take every thing written here personally, but I'm an old guy (yeah, I'm a frickin' genius, but who fuckin' cares at my age) and don't have that many friends.

Thanks for any answers

Quasimodem

Quasi

[AuntiePam]

Originally Posted by Quasi

Really?!

Then if so many of you have socks, and I don't, how am I supposed to know who to respond to in earnest?

If you have an earnest response, go ahead and respond. Don't consider yourself "fooled" if you respond to a sock. Nobody's pointing and laughing. And if they are, fuck 'em.

I don't know who's a sock and who isn't, or whose socks belong to who. Doesn't matter.

[Chacoguy]

Don't sweat it dude, you're good. Most folks socks are obvious; for instance I have one that is 'Hitler'. He got permaboxed by Fenris.

[Quasi]

"permaboxed"....... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sounds like permafrost. I love it!

Thanks, Chaco!

[Glazer]

So you're Hitler. I always though that was Andacanoftuna.

[SmartAleq]

Naw, Chacoguy, KidV and I were tossing around the idea of being horrible dictators for a sock hop (Chacoguy's idea, natch) but then we got baked and the rest of us flaked out so only Hitler survived. So to speak. I think Pol Pot is around, though. And Stalin. Guess it was railroad time for dictator socks!

Basically, take every username at face value because there's no way of knowing who that person "really" is so why even sweat it? I actually know who's behind quite a few socks but I forget after a while so I just treat each one as a distinct personality (because they are, really) and go from there.

[Dragonlady]

It's true. Ever since Brian accused everyone of being my sock of one sort or another, I have more trouble keeping track!
Most socks are pretty obvious by their names and posting style. If you can tell, don't worry about it.

[Dwarf With A Stepladder]

Geez, I still can't get the smell of Fenrises taint out of my nose. It's been months. I think I have to set my nasal hair on fire or sumpthin.

[Glazer]

Shouldn't have stuck your head up his ass.

[Dwarf With A Stepladder]

He paid. But I shoulda charged extra. He's so furry there. And lez not ever talk abou the dingleberries.

[missred]

Quasi, if it makes you feel any better, even I have a sock here (missred's evil twin).

[Glazer]

At least we now know what the stepladder is for.

[JackieLikesVariety]

I am unusual (apparently) in that I have no socks*. or stalkers!

like Smartie and Drags said, it doesn't matter.







* I can't even keep track of just me!

[The NSA]

Don't worry guys, we're keeping good track of everyone.

[Suck my Sock]

HEY!

WHAT the FUCK are you guys going on about over here?

Is there something WRONG with being a sock? WELL?


....



didn't fuckin' think so........

Wuncha Beirdos

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Kat

Yeah, nobody cares, and if anyone does, that's their problem, not yours. I have at least a half dozen socks.

Really? Which ones?

[Inna Minnit]

I love the word insinuendo. Can we keep it?

[Jeffery Dahmer]

That's SO CUTE! I could just eat you up.

[Quasi]

Sounds like I am in good company! Just wish Madondra (my wife Dondra) weren't so straight-laced. She's one of those "Gotta Go To Church Every Sunday" types.

Which it is so much fun for me to try to make her think evil thoughts and shit.

Sometimes I try to trap her, but she always catches me.

Right now, she's sleeping and looking like the angel she is.

Okay, Puke ya bastitches!

Thanks.

Really.

Q

[Quasi]

Thanks. I mean really.

This old man appreciates ya'!

Y'all are my this:

Quasi

[Muffin]

There is only one poster on the Giraffe Boards. The rest are all socks of that poster.

[Quasi]

Originally Posted by Inna Minnit

I love the word insinuendo. Can we keep it?

Well sure you can, but I'm not sure it originated with me, Inna. Really, I think it's one of the many Yogi-Isms (there's another word - is it malapropisms?) which is where it may have originated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogi_Berra

Thanks for the credit, though!

Quasi

[Dragonlady]

Originally Posted by Muffin

There is only one poster on the Giraffe Boards. The rest are all socks of that poster.

The Sock is totally correct.

[Glazer]

I for one like being a sock of Drag's. I can post anything I want and she takes the blame.

[Dragonlady]

There are some perks.....

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Really? Which ones?

Eh, go find them for yourself, lazybones.

[Quasi]

Still haven't heard from the person who set this whole fucking thing up here and made me think I was on SDMB with that "insinuendo" about whether or not my personality is a












SOCK.

Thanks

Q

[Li'l Cthulhu]

Look at you little mortals getting all worked up over a few little socks. You all are sooooooo CUTE! Tee hee hee!

[Nicolas Sockozy]

All of zeez filsy socks are deesgusteeng! Eet offends mah sensahbeeleeteez!

[Richard Nixon]

Oh put a sock in it, you fucking Frenchy.

[Lyle]

Excuse me, Mr. President, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this. What if me and the boys was to shoot these socks dead? Would that pep you up some?

[Richard Nixon]

That might help.

[Black Dynamite]

Dick Nixon, you are one fucked up motherfucker. Don't you fuck with any of these socks, they are my people and I will not stand for some lame ass cracker messing with my people!

[Brave Sir Robin]

I think I just wet my armor.

[Kim Il-sung]

It is wrong to try to avoid the struggle against sockism under the pretext that independence and revolution are important, but that peace is still more precious.

[Fresh Lettuce]

Should I call my friends @Crispy Bacon and @Sliced Tomatoes and make everyone a nice big BLT? I think that would make people feel a lot better than anything mentioned above.

[Brain]

:: sigh ::

We must prepare for tomorrow night.

[NoClueBoy]

I have no socks

Feet cold

[Han Solo]

I've got a bad feeling about this...

[Captain Jack]

You have a bad feeling about everything.

[Cаptаіn Jаck]

Oy, you aren't the real Captain Jack.

At least, I don't think you are ... I mean, if I'm here then -- wait a sec lemme

URP

lemme check here ... :: feels self :: Nope, I'm definitely here.

So you can't be. Nothing personal, mate, it's just you aren't me and I'm not you and so we can't both be each other so I'm the actual real Captain Jack. See? Easy. Now hand me that rum.

[She]

Originally Posted by Brain

We must prepare for tomorrow night.

That's what I said!

[Brave Sir Robin]

Originally Posted by She

That's what I said!

Hey there, I 'ave a complaint about these seashells I bought from you on the seashore. Turns out they're plastic and have "made in China" stamped on them.

[Sulu]

Originally Posted by Brave Sir Robin

Hey there, I 'ave a complaint about these seashells I bought from you on the seashore. Turns out they're plastic and have "made in China" stamped on them.

Oh, my!