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Old 15th April 2015, 02:51 PM
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Because fuck poverty!

A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:11 PM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Can I have a daiquiri instead?
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:12 PM
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Because fuck poverty!

A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Can I have a daiquiri instead?
A gimlet would be delightful over here.
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:14 PM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Can I have a daiquiri instead?
FUCK you, and...

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A gimlet would be delightful over here.
FUCK you.



You can, however, take an old pair of shoes from my "Wore for a Whole Day" discard pile.
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Old 15th April 2015, 07:51 PM
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Can I have a daiquiri instead?
FUCK you, and...
But I don't LIKE margaritas. I like daiquiris.

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You can, however, take an old pair of shoes from my "Wore for a Whole Day" discard pile.
No thanks. Your 47 inch stiletto heels suck.

Also, you sucked in Iron Man 3.
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:44 PM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Back off you pretentious, organic, new age, self obsessed, anorexic skank. Don't make me use my exquisitely muscled calves to kick you in your wrinkly butt.
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:53 PM
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Do 22 year old strippers have wrinkly butts?
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:53 PM
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Because fuck poverty!

A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Back off you pretentious, organic, new age, self obsessed, anorexic skank. Don't make me use my exquisitely muscled calves to kick you in your wrinkly butt.
Listen you HUSSY. I'm fuckin' Pepper Potts. PEPPER. POTTS. Robert Downey Jr. wishes he could fuck me. So, know who you're talking to.

And it's not wrinkly! I just got out of my daily volcanic mineral salt bath, with water imported from Iceland, so I'm a bit prunish is all.

PRUNISH.
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Old 16th April 2015, 03:37 AM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Am I too late for free margaritas?

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Back off you pretentious, organic, new age, self obsessed, anorexic skank. Don't make me use my exquisitely muscled calves to kick you in your wrinkly butt.
KICK! KICK! KICK!
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Old 16th April 2015, 06:02 AM
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Because fuck poverty!

A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
Am I too late for free margaritas?
All the booze is inside me now. INSIDE. OF. ME.

Come on in and get it...
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Old 15th April 2015, 03:52 PM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
This is SO much better than Oprah and those bees!
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Old 15th April 2015, 04:44 PM
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A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU. A margarita for YOU... AAAAAND... A margarita for YOU.
*yoink*

I GOT HER TEQUILA BOTTLE! I GOT HER TEQUILA BOTTLE!
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