January Jonesing for Snark? (Derp Thread 68)

[Someone]

I'll never understand what arbitrary rules the dope uses to decide whether or not someone is a troll.
A few weeks ago someone signed up and started a thread about using hookers. A few joke posts from the regulars and the thread is locked.

Today someone signed up to start a thread about being a hooker and they're taking it totally seriously. Let's see if this one get's locked. Since "she's" still currently working, this thread should get locked for the same reason as the other one.

WAG is that it won't because the unwashed masses have decided that this person isn't a troll.

C'mon people, new user starts a thread about sex, it's a troll, umkay.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'll never understand what arbitrary rules the dope uses to decide whether or not someone is a troll.
A few weeks ago someone signed up and started a thread about using hookers. A few joke posts from the regulars and the thread is locked.

Today someone signed up to start a thread about being a hooker and they're taking it totally seriously. Let's see if this one get's locked. Since "she's" still currently working, this thread should get locked for the same reason as the other one.

WAG is that it won't because the unwashed masses have decided that this person isn't a troll.

C'mon people, new user starts a thread about sex, it's a troll, umkay.

No...I think Umkay was a fake amputee or quadripliegic, not a fake hooker

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

No...I think Umkay was a fake amputee or quadripliegic, not a fake hooker

Ask the Quadriplegic Hooker would be a great thread

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ask the Quadriplegic Hooker would be a great thread

Or "Ask the quad-amputee hooker".

And I realize Rule 34 and all that, but I'm not going to even ask Google.

[Someone]

The Torso from Thorsø.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

No...I think Umkay was a fake amputee or quadripliegic, not a fake hooker

Didn't that thread end up having a lot of talk about sex...then as soon as she was gone a new troll (with an oddly similar, all lower case name) popped up and started a thread about sex.
looked it up, jaymac1 showed up about a year later and started a thread about devotees. jaymac1 was an "18yo paraplegic woman"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Didn't that thread end up having a lot of talk about sex...then as soon as she was gone a new troll (with an oddly similar, all lower case name) popped up and started a thread about sex.
looked it up, jaymac1 showed up about a year later and started a thread about devotees. jaymac1 was an "18yo paraplegic woman"

Umkay was more than happy to talk about giving epic blowjobs and how she felt orgasms, but when someone asked her about her femmescaping preferences she got all pissy and defensive and so did her admirers. When the contradiction was pointed out, she launched into Phase II and came down with her "fatal" case of Internet Death Syndrome.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'll never understand what arbitrary rules the dope uses to decide whether or not someone is a troll... Since "she's" still currently working, this thread should get locked for the same reason as the other one.

This one makes Zotti get all tingly in the diapers. The other one didn't.