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Old 20th January 2016, 05:02 PM
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The great dildo of '16.

It all began here, eight years ago.

Giraffe made that post, so I obliged. Admitting it was the first step, though.

Since then...
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...... (Fenris to the defense!)
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........ (Yessuah)
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.......... (..but I later regretted it)
........... (although apparently I was wrong)
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Eight years of this joke, at least one mention every year since then, but sometimes as long as an entire year in between them.


Well, it all seemed to come to a climax in this thread's tags. I added only one (and at the start of the thread, it was second tag to be added at the time) and that was "Giraffe is a dildo". Seemed to "Dildo-fy" the tags from then on, though.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Giraffe for Dildo '16!
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Old 20th January 2016, 05:29 PM
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Well, that was a quick trip down Memory Lane. Like watching a video that condenses all eight Harry Potter movies under five minutes. So many names, long gone...
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Old 20th January 2016, 07:52 PM
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Why am I not surprised you are starting another penis topic?
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Old 21st January 2016, 07:15 AM
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wow :o
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Old 21st January 2016, 08:34 AM
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So does this mean that all the tags in the next snark thread have to be some variation on "Idle Thoughts is a dildo"? Because I can so do that
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Old 21st January 2016, 08:42 AM
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Either that or something about a burlap bag of cashews.
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Old 21st January 2016, 12:03 PM
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You really shouldn't say Giraffe is a dildo. It suggests that he has some utility.
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Old 21st January 2016, 03:16 PM
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Yeah, he's as useless as a moose that gives blowjobs.
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Old 21st January 2016, 04:47 PM
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Not to mention virtuosic vermin. . . .
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Old 21st January 2016, 05:14 PM
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Oboy. Here comes El Kabong!
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Old 21st January 2016, 06:24 PM
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I might be willing to concede that Giraffe is a dildo. Even a good dildo. But a Great Dildo? Puh-leeese.

See? It doesn't even look like a rabbit.
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Old 22nd January 2016, 04:23 AM
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Oboy. Here comes El Kabong!


::kabongs the moose with her tiny violin::

Right on the moose knuckle!
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Old 22nd January 2016, 08:04 AM
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Where's that damned cat when I need him?
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Old 22nd January 2016, 08:07 AM
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:: looks up from licking self ::

I'm busy here, dammit.
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Old 22nd January 2016, 01:19 PM
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Did you hear about Mr. Chia Head's new haircut? It's a dill 'do!
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Old 16th February 2016, 11:06 AM
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Respect the dildo dammit!
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