To our new SDMB refugees and Fair-weather friends

Borborygmi · #1 22nd April 2016, 08:34 AM

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Jeezus. Read the thread. Post 13 dumb-dumb.

I didn't bother reading the posts on the Dope, not gonna start doin' it here.

This guy. This guy gets it.

Chefguy · #2 22nd April 2016, 08:39 AM

WTF? I woke up this morning in some sort of alternate universe. Who the fuck ARE you people? Where's my gigantic post count?

I'm cold and frightened.

someone else · #3 22nd April 2016, 08:44 AM

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WTF? I woke up this morning in some sort of alternate universe. Who the fuck ARE you people? Where's my gigantic post count?

I'm cold and frightened.

It's okay man, we're all gonna get through this together. It is kinda Twilight Zony. Like we're on the Dope, but everything's a little different, like maybe it's really a little girl's dollhouse dope, or we're actually dead and don't know it or something. But we're all here, or a lot of us are here, or some of us are here, well I'm here and you're here anyway. Or maybe you're not even here! Am I the only one here? Aw cripes, this just doesn't work as well. As far as I can tell you can post any old thing here. It's just no fun if there aren't rules to break.

Chefguy · #4 22nd April 2016, 08:52 AM

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WTF? I woke up this morning in some sort of alternate universe. Who the fuck ARE you people? Where's my gigantic post count?

I'm cold and frightened.

It's okay man, we're all gonna get through this together. It is kinda Twilight Zony. Like we're on the Dope, but everything's a little different, like maybe it's really a little girl's dollhouse dope, or we're actually dead and don't know it or something. But we're all here, or a lot of us are here, or some of us are here, well I'm here and you're here anyway. Or maybe you're not even here! Am I the only one here? Aw cripes, this just doesn't work as well. As far as I can tell you can post any old thing here. It's just no fun if there aren't rules to break.

I've been a member here since way back, but admit to rarely visiting, other than to see which coward is fat-mouthing me here about some petty bullshit over there. Not that I don't deserve it on occasion, of course. Any idea what's going on over there? Some sort of cyber attack from a disgruntled bannee?

*Giraffe* · #5 22nd April 2016, 09:15 AM

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Where's my gigantic post count?

Does that help at all?

Chefguy · #6 22nd April 2016, 11:30 AM

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Where's my gigantic post count?

Does that help at all?

You mean besides the awards and accolades?

Okay, I'm slow and stupid and didn't see that my post count was artificially enhanced, much like my. . .umm. . .never mind.

BrickaBracka · #7 22nd April 2016, 11:42 AM

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my post count was artificially enhanced.

Don't sell yourself short.

Fast typer, I'm sure of it. I can spot you guys a mile away.

wolfpup · #8 22nd April 2016, 05:21 PM

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Okay, I'm slow and stupid and didn't see that my post count was artificially enhanced, much like my. . .umm. . .never mind.

What skulduggery is this? By my rough calculations, it will take me 500 years of assiduous labor just to match the exalted prestige that was bestowed on you by a mere whim of the reigning overlord. Bastards! This is exactly why we don't have feudal systems any more, the kind where you suddenly wield supreme power just because some watery tart throws a sword at you.