What the fuck is wrong with this place?

[SmartAleq]

Plus, it's freaking hilarious. Unintentionally, but sometimes that's the best kind of funny.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Unintentionally funny do you say? Then may I present Zardoz ... the MST3K RiffTrax FilmRoasters (?) version!



Well the first seven minutes of it anyway. And as awful as Zardoz is it already seems like it's seven minutes too long.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Unintentionally funny do you say? Then may I present Zardoz ... the MST3K RiffTrax FilmRoasters (?) version!

I didn't know there was one of those! :SMOOCH:

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Isn't "throwing a hairball" exactly what you'd expect a 3-D printer to do when you ask it to make a wig?

Hmm. Now that you mention it, I guess it is. This Giraffe and Fenris business is much more nefarious than at first glance.

[Formerly Robert McNamara]

Great (said, as in - oh FFS)......Dec. 23, 1993 was the last time I took acid and of course it had to be that fucking "Zardoz" movie someone brought home (yeah remember bringing rented vhs cassettes back home?), and because it was X-Mas the freaks I lived with set up one of those jumbo-at-the-time convex screens - this one having only the green beam working.
So on this jumbo "mint-o-vision" screen was "Tetsuo" (greenishly, not in its original b + w), while beside it there was a normal TV showing these fucking disgusting images of Sean Connery's butt-naked ass on a fucking horse with long hippie hair (Sean's hair, that is), and then there's this vague, traumatizing memory of some creepy fuck being declared a "renegade", as everyone at the table start to wave their fingers at him, calling him "renegade", and somehow killing him telepathically.
Really, you DON'T want to see this shit on acid.

[socko]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Plus, it's freaking hilarious. Unintentionally, but sometimes that's the best kind of funny.

That's a huge part of the internets

[The Internet]

If you know what is good for you, you will not speak of My large parts.

[JimNightshade]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Jaglavak]

Did you kick him square in the Large Parts?

[Musicat]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

I think the answer is clearly cash prizes

No, beer.

[JimNightshade]

I certainly did not! Heathen! I politely asked him to bugger off, after sharing a six-pack of Grolsch.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

I certainly did not! Heathen! I politely asked him to bugger off, after sharing a six-pack of Grolsch.

So, you were internet dating and went Dutch?

[BJMoose]

Thank God he didn't go Canadian.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Did you kick him square in the Large Parts?

That's a pretty tall order. To kick a Moose in the antlers.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Musicat

No, beer.

cash! you can buy beer with yours

[Random Precision]

I was trying to follow this discussion and I was getting a bit lost when I realized that the OP's question has been definitively answered.

[Zeener Diode]

There are no definitive answers! Not while I still have questions!

[Random Precision]

Please submit all questions to your local subcommittee on zoning and planning in writing 30 days prior to the event in question.

If your questions cannot be answered by the local subcommittee, they will be referred to the next full meeting of the regional committee on zoning and planning which meets on the 1st Wednesday of each month ending in a G which is preceded by a full moon. Or April 31st, whichever occurs soonest.

Thank you, your questions are very important to us.

[Jaglavak]

The regional committee on zoning and planning which meets on the 1st Wednesday of each month ending in a G which is preceded by a full moon is kind of an awkward title. Can I just refer to it as the committee?

[socko]

Originally Posted by Doyle

even the modes only check in about once a week.

The modes are actually half the users