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Today I ate a potato
Yes I did.
I was quite lovely. |
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What kind of potato? Baked, mashed, fried, boiled?
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It was cooked in the sauce of a thousand lost souls, all of them of the beefy kind.
After frying pieces of beef, with some mushrooms, bacon, and onion, it was covered with a layer of red wine, thyme, oregano and a pint of beef stock, and left to simmer for many many minutes. At some stage, the potatoes were added along with a pinch of salt and pepper and a blob of butter. After many more minutes, I ate a potato. |
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That sounds good. Now I wish I had a potato.
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Potatoes are somewhat underrated.
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Yes, they are. I think I will buy potatoes next time I go grocery shopping.
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Me not like mash potatoes too much
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if you are in Peru there are 3800 kinds to choose from.
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Now I want a potato too. Can you pick up one for me please Kat?
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#10
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I've got some extras. Here, take 'em before they get all sprouty.
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You like them even if they're plain or they're stuffed, oh, yeah.
Pretty obvious to me you can't get enough. You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds. Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. |
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No one was talking about mashed potatoes.
You suck. Potatoes are very lovely. |
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Quote:
Red Potatoes give me gas |
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
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You pretty much are poo gas.
[Trump] That kid needs to be deported. [/Trump] ![]() |
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Quote:
Your posts give me gas too. I'm gassy now |
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And back to your own self, not much improved.
Quelle surprise. |
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I'm more fun to talk to
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Quote:
He's Indian. And Canadian. |
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[Trump] You've just added two more reasons why he should be deported. [/Trump]
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Here's one. Bacon Grease, diced bacon, Minion's I, white potatoes and yams peeled I have to. Glossy. Add the mustard, turnip ,and collard greens. Smoked turkey necks and water or stock. Salt pepper, cayenne, and hot sauce.
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Diced onions...
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Boil the shit out of your greens.
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The likker is heVeanly.
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A shot of greens likker with a whisky chaser.
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If there's shit in my greens, I would just throw them out and buy new greens.
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I had fried potatoes this morning with eggs
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A jaglavak jag, shot of kraut juice and a Pittsburgh boilermaker
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Sweet white yam and Idaho spuds with bacon and green snap beans and turnips
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Thanks The adult. spot on a pot o greens. Some Doo them up alaminute... We braise and flavor adult.
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Hello Radical Edward, of course you may.
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I had two potatoes for dinner last night--one a standard baked potato with cheese and sour cream and green onions, the other a small sweet potato with just butter and green onions. It was a most satisfying meal.
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Are you 7?
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Hello Radical Edward. No.
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Well at least he doesn't live in a dumpster like TheNewSMG!
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Well if you really must know, which it seems like you must, I am actually quite ancient.
Do you know the song “Universally soldier” from Sir. Donnovans? It is much like that it is yes. We Burpies have roamed the earth for millenniums, from before the Dinosaurs could fart in fact. If you listen carefully on new years eve, you may hear us talk to each other. It is a soft rumble, up in the clouds, above the bangs of the fireworks. Much like whales, we communicate on a spectrum carried very well by clouds yes. We will likely be here when it all ends as well, ready to make pretty pictures with our Kodak cameras. I am sure I have explained this before, but there you go. For the remaining days of the years, as I have retired, I spend my time in my little house with Mrs. Burpy and my hobbies and my garden shed. Sometimes I go off on an adventure. Would you like some lobster and lager? |
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Well of course!
I only have Founders and Funky Buddha though - would that be ok for you? |
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Bon appetit!
I shall serve this for you on a porcelain plate with a knife and a fork and a pint of goodness! |
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You on medication
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Giraffiti |
1 potatoe 2 potatoe, spudicide |
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