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Old 27th November 2016, 07:33 AM
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Today I ate a potato

Yes I did.

I was quite lovely.
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Old 27th November 2016, 07:39 AM
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What kind of potato? Baked, mashed, fried, boiled?
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Old 27th November 2016, 07:46 AM
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It was cooked in the sauce of a thousand lost souls, all of them of the beefy kind.

After frying pieces of beef, with some mushrooms, bacon, and onion, it was covered with a layer of red wine, thyme, oregano and a pint of beef stock, and left to simmer for many many minutes. At some stage, the potatoes were added along with a pinch of salt and pepper and a blob of butter.

After many more minutes, I ate a potato.
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Old 27th November 2016, 08:03 AM
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That sounds good. Now I wish I had a potato.
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Old 27th November 2016, 08:08 AM
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Potatoes are somewhat underrated.
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Old 27th November 2016, 08:14 AM
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Yes, they are. I think I will buy potatoes next time I go grocery shopping.
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Old 28th November 2016, 05:12 AM
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Me not like mash potatoes too much
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Old 28th November 2016, 05:19 AM
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Old 28th November 2016, 07:08 AM
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Now I want a potato too. Can you pick up one for me please Kat?
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Old 28th November 2016, 07:40 AM
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I've got some extras. Here, take 'em before they get all sprouty.
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Old 28th November 2016, 08:06 AM
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You like them even if they're plain or they're stuffed, oh, yeah.
Pretty obvious to me you can't get enough.
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
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Old 28th November 2016, 09:54 AM
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No one was talking about mashed potatoes.

You suck.

Potatoes are very lovely.
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Old 28th November 2016, 12:46 PM
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No one was talking about mashed potatoes.

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Potatoes are very lovely.

Red Potatoes give me gas
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Old 28th November 2016, 01:09 PM
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Old 28th November 2016, 02:51 PM
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
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Old 29th November 2016, 09:46 AM
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Old 29th November 2016, 09:57 AM
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Old 29th November 2016, 10:04 AM
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And back to your own self, not much improved.

Quelle surprise.
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Old 29th November 2016, 10:21 AM
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And back to your own self, not much improved.

Quelle surprise.
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Old 29th November 2016, 11:49 AM
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He's Indian. And Canadian.
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Old 30th November 2016, 07:54 AM
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[Trump] You've just added two more reasons why he should be deported. [/Trump]
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Old 3rd December 2016, 07:56 PM
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Here's one. Bacon Grease, diced bacon, Minion's I, white potatoes and yams peeled I have to. Glossy. Add the mustard, turnip ,and collard greens. Smoked turkey necks and water or stock. Salt pepper, cayenne, and hot sauce.

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Old 3rd December 2016, 07:57 PM
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Diced onions...

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Old 3rd December 2016, 07:58 PM
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Boil the shit out of your greens.

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Old 3rd December 2016, 07:59 PM
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The likker is heVeanly.

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Old 3rd December 2016, 07:59 PM
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A shot of greens likker with a whisky chaser.

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Old 3rd December 2016, 08:00 PM
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If there's shit in my greens, I would just throw them out and buy new greens.
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I had fried potatoes this morning with eggs
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Old 3rd December 2016, 08:01 PM
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A jaglavak jag, shot of kraut juice and a Pittsburgh boilermaker

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Old 3rd December 2016, 08:03 PM
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Potatoes are the shit.

Burpy, may I ask you a personal question?
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Old 3rd December 2016, 08:04 PM
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Sweet white yam and Idaho spuds with bacon and green snap beans and turnips

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Old 3rd December 2016, 08:04 PM
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Old 3rd December 2016, 10:00 PM
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Thanks The adult. spot on a pot o greens. Some Doo them up alaminute... We braise and flavor adult.

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Old 4th December 2016, 12:07 AM
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Burpy, may I ask you a personal question?
Hello Radical Edward, of course you may.
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Old 4th December 2016, 11:20 AM
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I had two potatoes for dinner last night--one a standard baked potato with cheese and sour cream and green onions, the other a small sweet potato with just butter and green onions. It was a most satisfying meal.
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Old 4th December 2016, 05:53 PM
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Are you 7?
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Old 4th December 2016, 11:49 PM
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Hello Radical Edward. No.
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Oh, ok. Happy Monday!
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Old 5th December 2016, 05:04 AM
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Old 5th December 2016, 09:27 AM
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Well at least he doesn't live in a dumpster like TheNewSMG!
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Old 5th December 2016, 09:50 AM
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Well if you really must know, which it seems like you must, I am actually quite ancient.

Do you know the song “Universally soldier” from Sir. Donnovans?

It is much like that it is yes. We Burpies have roamed the earth for millenniums, from before the Dinosaurs could fart in fact. If you listen carefully on new years eve, you may hear us talk to each other. It is a soft rumble, up in the clouds, above the bangs of the fireworks. Much like whales, we communicate on a spectrum carried very well by clouds yes. We will likely be here when it all ends as well, ready to make pretty pictures with our Kodak cameras.

I am sure I have explained this before, but there you go.

For the remaining days of the years, as I have retired, I spend my time in my little house with Mrs. Burpy and my hobbies and my garden shed. Sometimes I go off on an adventure.

Would you like some lobster and lager?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:00 AM
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Could I have lobster and porter instead?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:04 AM
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Well of course!

I only have Founders and Funky Buddha though - would that be ok for you?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:06 AM
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Probably--I'm just not fond of light hoppy fizzy beers. I like to chew my beverages, dammit!
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:17 AM
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Bon appetit!

I shall serve this for you on a porcelain plate with a knife and a fork and a pint of goodness!
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:26 AM
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