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[Scuba Ben]

ABWOP

OHAI, @Burpy. I haven't seen you in a while. My fish net access has been full of holes this week.

Anyhow, I would appreciate your input on a very important topic. What variety of wine pairs well with vegetable lasagna and fresh horseradish root? And do you prefer the varietal from Galil, Yarden, or Baron Herzog? I'm going to need two to four bottles for next Tuesday night, as we have company coming over.

Also, and this is a question for everybody more generally, is age 5 too young to teach people that no respectable person drinks white Zin at a formal dinner?

[Burpy]

Originally Posted by Scuba Ben

ABWOP

OHAI, @Burpy. I haven't seen you in a while. My fish net access has been full of holes this week.

Anyhow, I would appreciate your input on a very important topic. What variety of wine pairs well with vegetable lasagna and fresh horseradish root? And do you prefer the varietal from Galil, Yarden, or Baron Herzog? I'm going to need two to four bottles for next Tuesday night, as we have company coming over.

Also, and this is a question for everybody more generally, is age 5 too young to teach people that no respectable person drinks white Zin at a formal dinner?

You put the fork on the left side of the plate, the knife on the right side, the soup spoon above the plate, and the whoopee cushion on the seat. I don't know about the rest of your question, but you should drink wine in a wine glass, coffee in a mug, and whiskey and other distilled loveliness straight from the bottle - just like grandma Burpy did.

I hope this helps.

[Jaglavak]

Oh, I know how. But I'm not kinky enough to actually enjoy such a thing.

No offense, Ben. I'm sure you were threatened with a shotgun or something.