101 Snarkmations starring Cruella DurpVille

[Someone]

This snark is...not.

[Someone]

fine here's some retro snark

Illuminatiprimus is a Satanist and belongs to some weird vampire cult. But he (she? not sure actually) can't talk about it per the Vampire cult's rules. And of course, Dopers defend it.

Would you like to see the opening of the Vampire Bible? It's available in PDF form online, but luckily someone posted it in the dope thread:

Originally Posted by Someone

I am a Vampire.

I worship my ego and I worship my life, for I am the only God that is.

I am proud that I am a predatory animal and I honor my animal instincts.

I exalt my rational mind and hold no belief that is in defiance of reason.

I recognize the difference between the worlds of truth and fantasy.

I acknowledge the fact that survival is the highest law.

I acknowledge the Powers of Darkness to be hidden natural laws through which I work my magic.

I know that my beliefs in Ritual are fantasy but the magic is real, and I respect and acknowledge the results of my magic.

I realize there is no heaven as there is no hell, and I view death as the destroyer of life.

Therefore I will make the most of life here and now.

I am a Vampire.

Bow down before me.

Yeah. People defended that. Lol.

[Someone]

Thanks to the NSFW doper pic thread, we can be sure that he was a dude.

Plumbean, have you ever been boxed? I haven't and I don't have a smiley. Maybe that's the key!

Wait, nope forgot about becks. Another beautiful theory slain by an ugly fact.

[Someone]

tell me about it i have a smiley and i've been boxed like a million times

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

fine here's some retro snark

Illuminatiprimus is a Satanist and belongs to some weird vampire cult. But he (she? not sure actually) can't talk about it per the Vampire cult's rules. And of course, Dopers defend it.

Would you like to see the opening of the Vampire Bible? It's available in PDF form online, but luckily someone posted it in the dope thread:

Yeah. People defended that. Lol.

Eh, it mostly sounds like Objectivism with plastic fangs.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Don't worry your fear of boxes will soon be put in perspective by the horrors* of the box, to which Fenris might** consign you on any capricious and arbitrary moment***

*It smells like pee

and pickles!

[Someone]

Hey I just saw on the very bottom: no cheese stands alone. Do I own this place or what?

[Someone]

Cheese, schmeese. I want to talk about Ms. Liberty's impending pedicure.

[Someone]

I need my avatar. I want lady liberty with the red toenails. Who can tell me how?

[Someone]

I had a realistic dream about repelling down her skirt to get to the feet. I spilled my paint though. It was a sad dream.

[Someone]

I gotta read all the rules and faqs so I can navigate around here. See I don't shut up, y'all gonna be sorry. Sorry about the triple posts. I am kinda punchy.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I need my avatar. I want lady liberty with the red toenails. Who can tell me how?

If no one beats me to it, I will do it tomorrow. Basically, you take the image and shrink to 100x100. I have a tool I found online that makes that easy peasy. If you search for avatar maker, you can find several.

[Someone]

Ok

[Someone]

Wow, so DrDeth is STILL up in arms about the rebeW incident? Jeepers creepers! It's been 3 years already. Get a life, dude.

(just catching up on some of the other recent events. I got distracted by :beck: )

[Someone]

Is fervour high or something? I've never really noticed him all that much, but in octoputz's Pit thread, he's coming off like he just went on a bender.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Man, we are so screwed.

As long as we keep you away from the toast we'll be fine.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I need my avatar. I want lady liberty with the red toenails. Who can tell me how?

https://www.giraffeboards.com/profile.php?do=editavatar

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

For being welcoming, a boxing! But an arbitrary and capricious one.

Aw... I missed my boxing!

[Someone]

Broomstick has the butthurt.

Originally Posted by Someone

Right... they don't tolerate cyber-bulling, but the posts and threads that make up an incident of cyber-bulling remain for all time. So to someone coming in from outside it might look like it's tolerated.

Three -- count'em, 3 -- additional paragraphs deleted.

[Someone]

So being called on your bullshit is "bullying."

[Someone]

What's up with these black creatures, seldom observed in the wilds of suburbia?

Lame snack, but how does one encounter make it some kind of racial stereotype? ITD was right to be deeply suspicious.

[Someone]

@Beckdawrek - Go to this thread to download your new shiny avatar!

In User CP (the tab on the left) - choose "edit avatar" - and upload the file.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What's up with these black creatures, seldom observed in the wilds of suburbia?

Lame snack, but how does one encounter make it some kind of racial stereotype? ITD was right to be deeply suspicious.

Sounds like he meant to imply the guy was making a killing in nickel bags because all black people drug dealers, amirite, rather than having some innocent reason for having a bunch of $5 bills.

[Someone]

I don't understand this therefore it's a lie!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

@Beckdawrek - Go to this thread to download your new shiny avatar!

In User CP (the tab on the left) - choose "edit avatar" - and upload the file.

Or...don't. I have capriciously used my powers for good instead of evil* and gone to the Admin panel and uploaded the avatar for you (Rebo's avatar was too good not to post). So you should be good to go Beck

Also it gave me the chance to mash buttons in the admin section. PS--if the board suddenly catches fire or breaks or something...Rebo did it.




*Just this once. Don't get used to it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wow, so DrDeth is STILL up in arms about the rebeW incident? Jeepers creepers! It's been 3 years already. Get a life, dude.

(just catching up on some of the other recent events. I got distracted by :beck: )

I thought he flounced from here because < something something > Opalcat's dead but her legend lives on. or some such, but no, his flouncing was Broomstick related:

Originally Posted by Someone

Yes, you guys are just a bunch of internet cowards and bullies. Used to be you had some snark, some wit, but all it is now is cheap cowardly bullying.

I am done with this board. Rejoice oh cowards!

He must really have a crush on her. And I'll bet that she appreciates that

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Sounds like he meant to imply the guy was making a killing in nickel bags because all black people drug dealers, amirite, rather than having some innocent reason for having a bunch of $5 bills.

I had a client pay me roughly $175.00 in sticky quarters, and he was all pissy about it. He wanted to pay me in two weeks (when he got paid), but I'm strictly payment when services are rendered. He explained to someone that the quarters were his collection (state quarters, old quarters, whatever quarters). They had been glued into some sort of display, and were left sticky. He was white. I hate honkies.

[Someone]

Okay. Just when you think people might actually be listening.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=856356
Do women brag about their junk thread got closed then reopened.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Is fervour high or something? I've never really noticed him all that much, but in octoputz's Pit thread, he's coming off like he just went on a bender.

He's always been like that. I've never seen any coherent posts from him.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

So being called on your bullshit is "bullying."

And demanding personal info to back up the bullshit is "attempted doxxing".

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I don't understand this therefore it's a lie!

That particular moron is the same about any subject he can't understand. The 'R' stands for retard.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Okay. Just when you think people might actually be listening.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=856356
Do women brag about their junk thread got closed then reopened.

And Asimovian is justifiably taking some heat for reopening it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I thought he flounced from here because < something something > Opalcat's dead but her legend lives on. or some such, but no, his flouncing was Broomstick related:

He must really have a crush on her. And I'll bet that she appreciates that

I just looked at his profile. He's still lurking as of yesterday.

[Someone]

madsirdurp's still lurking, too.

[Someone]

none of you liked my vampire retro snark fine i'm leaving never to return

[Someone]

Finally!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I just looked at his profile. He's still lurking as of yesterday.

DrDeth has not received any visitor messages.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ah. I had no idea that was illegal.
Eta- I wonder if it would have still been illegal if there was no such thing as the Raffe.

Yes -- requests for no/limited exchanges between boards started when something drew the attention of st * rm fr * nt to the Durp and there was a "board war" of sorts.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And Asimovian is justifiably taking some heat for reopening it.

Closed again.

[Someone]

Jeez, I take a long nap and all hell breaks loose!

@Beckdawrek!
:beck:

Also where is my personal Blob smilie???

[Someone]

I think all I got was this:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yes -- requests for no/limited exchanges between boards started when something drew the attention of st * rm fr * nt to the Durp and there was a "board war" of sorts.

I thought the board war was with a Left Behind messageboard?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Jeez, I take a long nap and all hell breaks loose!

@Beckdawrek!
:beck:

Also where is my personal Blob smilie???

Yeah, she came to the dark side and was rewarded with her own smilie AND a custom avatar. Some people have all the luck.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Finally!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Yes -- requests for no/limited exchanges between boards started when something drew the attention of st * rm fr * nt to the Durp and there was a "board war" of sorts.

I can see that... But most of us here are also there. It's not like we are some random hate group.


Definitely not*random* anyway.

[Someone]

New (signed up today) needs advice on her potential lesbian relationship.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes THIS to go off the rails?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

New (signed up today) needs advice on her potential lesbian relationship.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes THIS to go off the rails?

I don't even have to click on the link to know that's a troll. I wonder if she's friends with umkay?

[Someone]

I always seek out discussion boards for fans of has-been newspaper columnists when I have a major personal decision and need advice.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I always seek out discussion boards for fans of has-been newspaper columnists when I have a major personal decision and need advice.

You're no fan of the Landers sisters, are you? You just gave Judith Martin the vapors.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I thought the board war was with a Left Behind messageboard?

Oh, ghod, you're right. I'd put that whole thing out of my mind.

But there was a SF thing, too.

Originally Posted by Someone

I can see that... But most of us here are also there. It's not like we are some random hate group.


Definitely not*random* anyway.

Really? I think we're pretty random.