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  #101  
Old 15th June 2018, 08:12 AM
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My bicycle is scattered all over the garage.
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Old 15th June 2018, 09:07 AM
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this thread makes me picture everyone in the Land Down Under video

"Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say"
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Old 15th June 2018, 11:21 AM
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
Let's see you sign that.
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Old 16th June 2018, 09:51 AM
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This is the only sign language I know:
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Old 16th June 2018, 09:56 AM
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I am SHOCKED.
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Old 19th June 2018, 02:10 PM
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When are we going to rise up and *nod*
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Old 20th June 2018, 10:37 AM
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Where'd Zeener Diode go? He seems to be conspicuous by his absinthe.
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Old 20th June 2018, 12:02 PM
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::kabongs Sour Grapes with her tiny guitar::
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Old 20th June 2018, 03:33 PM
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O but that kabonging doth maketh my heart grow fonder.
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Old 21st June 2018, 02:31 AM
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O but that kabonging doth maketh my heart grow fonder.
But I naturally thought that was the

Yanno, that's too low-hanging even for me.
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Old 21st June 2018, 06:52 AM
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::kabongs Sour Grapes with her tiny guitar::
I hope you never take up the piano. That would just hurt too much.
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Old 21st June 2018, 07:03 AM
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She's a rat. And while they're shockingly strong for their size and also can climb anything, even a tiny piano is probably too much for her to lift.

Probably.
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Old 21st June 2018, 07:13 AM
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There's always the MIT option: shove it off the roof.
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Old 21st June 2018, 07:47 AM
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Careful thought, she may have access to a fork lift.
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Old 21st June 2018, 01:40 PM
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So with all this cheese and opium, is anyone else like super constipated?
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Old 21st June 2018, 03:13 PM
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So with all this cheese and opium, is anyone else like super constipated?
Oh is that what that smell is?
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Old 23rd June 2018, 10:17 AM
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Just a reminder to everyone to clean up after you use the bathroom. God it's a mess in there.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 10:30 AM
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They're all hopped up on goofballs, we're lucky they remember to use toilet paper!
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Old 23rd June 2018, 02:19 PM
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Or the lovely hand towels Plumbean got as a wedding present from his mother.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 03:28 PM
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Or the lovely hand towels Plumbean got as a wedding present from his mother.
Gee whiz Lincoln, you're really pale. You ok?
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Old 23rd June 2018, 03:59 PM
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Or the lovely hand towels Plumbean got as a wedding present from his mother.
Gee whiz Lincoln, you're really pale. You ok?
Well, considering he's been dead for 150 years, would you expect him to be sporting a healthy tan? And just what do you know about our 16th President, and the circumstances of his death? Spill the beans, woman! The people have a Right to Know!
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Old 23rd June 2018, 04:39 PM
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Just who are you people?
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Old 23rd June 2018, 05:30 PM
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Just who are you people?
Novelty Socks.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 05:35 PM
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Fine way to talk to a guy who's saved the kingdom 20 times.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 05:59 PM
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Just who are you people?
Novelty Socks.
Most of us have at least a couple hanging around.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 06:32 PM
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True.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 06:34 PM
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Word.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 06:35 PM
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Meow.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 06:38 PM
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I am sick of these motherfucking socks on this motherfucking board.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 07:09 PM
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Sing it.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 08:13 PM
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I put on my Halloween socks. Yea, I am festive and shit.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 08:46 PM
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I put on my Halloween socks. Yea, I am festive and shit.
All my socks are Halloween socks. Both in real life and on the Gweeb.
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Old 23rd June 2018, 09:15 PM
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That is so swag.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:22 PM
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I heard there was cheese. I like cheese.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:24 PM
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We have a lovely giraffemilk gouda melting in pot #5.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:32 PM
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Say what you will about giraffes, at least you don't break your back leaning over to milk them.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:42 PM
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Since giraffe is really a goat in a polka-dot sweater, sadly, you are wrong.

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Old 24th June 2018, 03:44 PM
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Next you're gonna tell me that's not actually milk...aw shit.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:46 PM
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Man you guessed both halves of that secret.
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:48 PM
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Next you're gonna tell me that's not actually milk...aw shit.
Is...Is that what's in pot #5
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Old 24th June 2018, 03:50 PM
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There's a reason we call it Giraffy Cheese
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Old 24th June 2018, 04:28 PM
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I'm just not eating the food here, 'kay?
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Old 24th June 2018, 04:29 PM
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Here, guys, MOAR OPIUMZ so you don't think about it.
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Old 24th June 2018, 04:58 PM
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Gee whiz Lincoln, you're really pale. You ok?
Well, considering he's been dead for 150 years, would you expect him to be sporting a healthy tan? And just what do you know about our 16th President, and the circumstances of his death? Spill the beans, woman! The people have a Right to Know!
Say what now? Lincoln Hayes is alive and well, as are Pete Cochran and little ole me.
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Old 24th June 2018, 05:02 PM
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Nobody give Julie dope. She's a narc.
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Old 25th June 2018, 02:23 AM
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She told me she could get 'ludes.
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Old 25th June 2018, 05:23 PM
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Old 25th June 2018, 10:09 PM
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Pass the opium, please. I feel like utter hell.
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Old 25th June 2018, 10:11 PM
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Pass the opium, please. I feel like utter hell.
You might need to roll one the passed out junkies for their stash.
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Old 25th June 2018, 10:13 PM
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Pass the opium, please. I feel like utter hell.
You might need to roll one the passed out junkies for their stash.
Can you? I'm achy and feel awful.

ETA l will owe you one?
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