With the 107th pick in the Durp, the Snarks choose..

Someone · #1 24th September 2018, 08:46 AM

GO...

Someone · #2 24th September 2018, 08:50 AM

First!

In before complaints about the thread title, and also I bring no snark because I haven't been on the dope.

Someone · #3 24th September 2018, 09:01 AM

Second!

Someone · #4 24th September 2018, 09:32 AM

I have no idea WTF that title is supposed to mean. Third then.

Someone · #5 24th September 2018, 10:09 AM

That is definitely a thread title.

Someone · #6 24th September 2018, 10:22 AM

hey whats happening

Someone · #7 24th September 2018, 10:25 AM

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...... I bring no snark because I haven't been on the dope.

I keep coming here but I'm not really on the dope much anymore either. they are too bad to even read for snarking porpoises!!!! (we need a porpoise emoticon)

Someone · #8 24th September 2018, 10:34 AM

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I have no idea WTF that title is supposed to mean. Third then.

What the hell else can you do with 107, derp and snark?

Someone · #9 24th September 2018, 10:35 AM

107 Derpers of Snark on the wall?

Someone · #10 24th September 2018, 10:48 AM

A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!

Someone · #11 24th September 2018, 11:17 AM

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A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!

WATCH OUT FOR THE KNIFE

Someone · #12 24th September 2018, 11:27 AM

Gee, haj, you totally fenrised the title this time. Congratulations!

Someone · #13 24th September 2018, 11:29 AM

Doper genius aceplace57 offers a typically sharp analysis of the criminal justice system.

Someone · #14 24th September 2018, 11:43 AM

Republican's and rape. A new thread. In the pit. Early on, but this has potential when the men's rights advocates arrive.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862732

Someone · #15 24th September 2018, 12:09 PM

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Doper genius aceplace57 offers a typically sharp analysis of the criminal justice system.

What I love about Acey is that virtually every post of his follows the same basic model of 3-4 short declarative phrases with the expressive level barely exceeding See Spot Run.

Someone · #16 24th September 2018, 01:29 PM

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What I love about Acey is that virtually every post of his follows the same basic model of 3-4 short declarative phrases with the expressive level barely exceeding See Spot Run.

Look, look, look. See Ace drool. Drool Ace, drool.

Someone · #17 24th September 2018, 01:43 PM

Like a stopped clock twice a day, BigT gets one right. Belatedly, and through no real effort of his own.

Someone · #18 24th September 2018, 01:57 PM

Every time SA posts, another woman leaves the dope.

Someone · #19 24th September 2018, 02:12 PM

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A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!

WATCH OUT FOR THE KNIFE

Butthurt?

Someone · #20 24th September 2018, 02:24 PM

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Doper genius aceplace57 offers a typically sharp analysis of the criminal justice system.

Oh. Contest. Count the spelling and grammar errors in all of Acey's posts. Which post gets the most?

Someone · #21 24th September 2018, 03:36 PM

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Republican's and rape. A new thread. In the pit. Early on, but this has potential when the men's rights advocates arrive.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862732

Wait, so you are asserting that men shouldn't/don't have rights?

Wow.

Someone · #22 24th September 2018, 03:47 PM

Go away troll.

Someone · #23 24th September 2018, 03:50 PM

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Gee, haj, you totally fenrised the title this time. Congratulations!

I stand on the shoulders of giants.

Someone · #24 24th September 2018, 03:57 PM

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Republican's and rape. A new thread. In the pit. Early on, but this has potential when the men's rights advocates arrive.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862732

Wait, so you are asserting that men shouldn't/don't have rights?

Wow.

You're a dumbass.

Someone · #25 24th September 2018, 04:39 PM

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Doper genius aceplace57 offers a typically sharp analysis of the criminal justice system.

It drives me crazy that he starts a thread then makes the first post in the thread immediately after. Someone pointed that out once and, like the FedEx arrow, it's impossible not to notice it.

Someone · #26 24th September 2018, 05:05 PM

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Every time SA posts, another woman leaves the dope.

I hate him so much.

Someone · #27 24th September 2018, 05:18 PM

This is all 100% politically motivated. Ford was not harmed. Whatever groping happened, happened over her clothes. There was no skin-on-skin contact and she was able to get away fairly easily. None of this is true of Bill Clinton if we're to go by the same type of evidence. So where was your outraged screeching then? Hmm?

It's okay you know, because , well, he really didn't get a good feel.

I'll give you a cite, but I know you don't need one.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...7&postcount=18

Someone · #28 24th September 2018, 05:24 PM

That had a bit of competition these days from UltraViolent but I guessed right.

Someone · #29 24th September 2018, 06:14 PM

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I have no idea WTF that title is supposed to mean. Third then.

What the hell else can you do with 107, derp and snark?

I don't have any opinion on how awful the title might be--I just really have no clue as to what it's trying to say or if it refers to something. If there's a clever meaning to it, by all means enlighten me so I may bask in the sheer genius of it all.

Someone · #30 24th September 2018, 06:23 PM

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What the hell else can you do with 107, derp and snark?

I don't have any opinion on how awful the title might be--I just really have no clue as to what it's trying to say or if it refers to something. If there's a clever meaning to it, by all means enlighten me so I may bask in the sheer genius of it all.

It's a sportsball thing (specifically I know Football and Baseball do it). Basically, it has to do with "picks" for players coming up out of college and/or moving due to free agency.

I think.

Someone · #31 24th September 2018, 06:35 PM

Okay, that clears it up grammatically anyway.

Someone · #32 24th September 2018, 06:52 PM

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Wait, so you are asserting that men shouldn't/don't have rights?

Wow.

IP ban this troll. please.

Someone · #33 24th September 2018, 07:35 PM

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Okay, that clears it up grammatically anyway.

The goal, for the athletes, is to be the first picked (kind of like grammar school). So to being the 107th pick would kind of suck.

Someone · #34 24th September 2018, 08:09 PM

What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

Someone · #35 24th September 2018, 08:26 PM

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This is all 100% politically motivated. Ford was not harmed. Whatever groping happened, happened over her clothes. There was no skin-on-skin contact and she was able to get away fairly easily. None of this is true of Bill Clinton if we're to go by the same type of evidence. So where was your outraged screeching then? Hmm?

It's okay you know, because , well, he really didn't get a good feel.

I'll give you a cite, but I know you don't need one.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...7&postcount=18

I wish they'd just topic ban him when it comes to anything related to sexual assault. Either that or his whole, "but liberals!!!" schtick Seriously, has he EVER been able to come up with ANY other type of defense in an argument? (Not counting the infamous "paper towel tube"?)

Someone · #36 24th September 2018, 08:31 PM

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What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

I guess the only useful answer to this is:
Thirty seventh!!!

Someone · #37 24th September 2018, 08:35 PM

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What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

Translation: With the 107th draft pick in the NFL, the Chargers choose... There are a couple hundred new players participating in the draft every year. And remember, the guy who gets picked last still gets paid $100K per game.

Someone · #38 24th September 2018, 08:42 PM

Even for Sharty, this is... just... like... day-umm.

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The last time I heard that kind of talk from a so-called conservative, it turned out he wasn't really all that conservative.

See, unless you're 100% in favor of a man's right to make any female his personal plaything and nertz to those hysterical termagants if they don't like it, you can't be a real conservative.

ETA: Finally, a rat lawyerin' tag!

Someone · #39 24th September 2018, 09:32 PM

Wow. This thread title's bad, even for Fenris. Absolute nonsense, and this is me saying it.

Someone · #40 25th September 2018, 02:27 AM

Czarcasm, being god-curious, has started a thread in IMHO where he wants to know when people in the Bible turn from almost certainly historical to almost certainly mythical.

DrDumbth drops this post.

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I would say we start with David being 90% myth and 10% real, and work our way up to Omri being 90% real 10% myth. George Washington is somewhere around 10% myth, so you cant discount someone just because there's myths about him/her.

Pretty much, everyone after Solomon can be counted on to be real.

However, there's little doubt that David & Solomon were based on real people.

There is some possibility that Moses, Abraham, Aaron, etc were based on a real person.

I am sure that everyone in the NT is a real person.

I had really no idea DD was actually that dumb.

Someone · #41 25th September 2018, 02:53 AM

Annual (or semi-annual) why I'm not going to my high school reunion thread. Many "I didn't like anyone or they didn't like me" responses. But Bosda shows us he has probably been an annoying asshole his entire life.

Someone · #42 25th September 2018, 05:18 AM

And, the poor mod with stickumrectumius explains why myogenic posts are part of the dope.

Keep in mind those threads are in the Pit. If you are looking for a nice and safe place, stay as far away from the Pit as you can.

Believe me, I am very much in favor of making this place less misogynistic, but the Pit is the Pit. There are quite a few topics in the Pit that would get moderated in a heartbeat in any other forum. As long as those posts don't actually cross the line into trolling, then they are allowed in the Pit.

See, it's the victims fault for slipping on the misogynic trash, not the person who tossed it there. Come on ECG, get a clue. Shit is shit. You want to remove it, you got to take the assholes with it.

Then a little later.

Moderator Note

Let's keep this thread focused on rape-related posts in the Pit (ETA: and other forums), please. Do not expand this thread into the broader topic of misogynistic behavior on the board in general. Misogynistic behavior on this board is definitely an issue here and I don't want to dismiss it, but since it is a hot button topic for so many people it usually results in pages and pages of posts that just go around and around rehashing the same issues over and over, completely drowning out whatever smaller issue sparked the conversation. We need to be able to discuss the smaller issues without them getting lost in the broader discussion.

Anyone wonder if the official position if the dope supports misogynist ralphing in threads? It's too hot to talk about.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862797

Someone · #43 25th September 2018, 05:19 AM

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What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

Translation: With the 107th draft pick in the NFL, the Chargers choose... There are a couple hundred new players participating in the draft every year. And remember, the guy who gets picked last still gets paid $100K per game.

Minimum salary for rookies is $480k, so more like $30k per game. And the guy who gets picked last will quite likely not even make it through training camp - teams draft a lot more players than they intend to keep. So he's probably only going to get a few grand of training camp pay.

Someone · #44 25th September 2018, 05:37 AM

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Anyone wonder if the official position if the dope supports misogynist ralphing in threads? It's too hot to talk about.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=862797

Hell, they support racist, transphobic, homophobic, Islamophobic, and pedophiliac ralphing in threads because "free exchange of ideas" is the mostest importantest thing of all, even if you're alienating large chunks of your rapidly dwindling readership. Why not misogyny?

Someone · #45 25th September 2018, 05:48 AM

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What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

Amongst all of the teams, there will be well over 107 picks, most of whom won’t end up making the team in the end.

Someone · #46 25th September 2018, 06:21 AM

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What sportsball teams field more than a hundred members, anyway?

I suspect this title sucks.

Amongst all of the teams, there will be well over 107 picks, most of whom won’t end up making the team in the end.

This title should nonetheless have waited until the 256th thread, Mr. Irrelevant.

Someone · #47 25th September 2018, 06:34 AM

I suggest people who dislike this snark title begin working on a title with 108, snark and derp in it, (in the snark naming thread of course. )

Oh, and fuck the Oxford comma and the horse it rode in on.

Someone · #48 25th September 2018, 06:49 AM

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Oh, and fuck the Oxford comma, and the horse it rode in on.

FTFY

Someone · #49 25th September 2018, 06:55 AM

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Wait, so you are asserting that men shouldn't/don't have rights?

Wow.

IP ban this troll. please.

Oh look at you.

I pose a simple question, whether or not men have rights. Not whether or not men have the right to rape women, or to take a shit on women or to piss on a woman if they are taking a shower, all of which you assumed, which makes you a butthole.

Simply whether or not they have the rights that are written in the Constitution.

Obviously you don't believe/think/feel they do, but rather they (men ) shouldn't have ANY rights.

Which is fine.

Moronic and stupid, but fine. It just means you are a staff writer at JEZEBEL, which again, SUPER-DEE-DOOPER for you.

Tell the rest of us, just how AWESOME is it when all of you over at JEZEBEL have the inside of your vagina drain out of your body at the same time every month?

Someone · #50 25th September 2018, 07:05 AM

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Dumbassery snipped

No one except you said men have no rights. Dumbass.