128 - If you like Piña Snarkadas and gettin' Durped in the rain...

[Someone]

GO.

The title may be criticized prior to Post #47 or there will be boxings.

[Someone]

Snarkadas? There had to be a better one

Colsnarkdas?

[Someone]

this topic title is lame it should have been a joke about exponents of 2

i expect better for topic 256

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

i expect better for topic 256

Surely you've been around here long enough to keep your expectations extremely low.

[Someone]

Thank you Haj. We dodged a Fenris bullet here.

[Someone]

Was this thread briefly locked or am I hallucinating again?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Was this thread briefly locked or am I hallucinating again?

It was, for a few minutes!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Was this thread briefly locked or am I hallucinating again?

Yeah, it was!

[Someone]

Thread title is cute!

[Someone]

Come on guys, better start criticizing the title if you don't want to get boxed.

Title sucks! I hate that song! And peena coladas suck too!

[Someone]

And getting caught in the rain isn't that hot either unless you're in London or one of those frou-frou not-Florida places that rarely gets more than a misting.

[Someone]

Why can'twe have nice titles? The last one was okay. This one? No.

[Someone]

Dope down. Oh god. Dope down....


But with a maintenance announcement instead of a 504 error. Progress!

[Someone]

Nah, I got the maintenance one last night amid the 502s and 504s. It's still up.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

It was, for a few minutes!

...back in the 1920s.

[Someone]

I'm still waiting for this title:

"Her name was Snarkie
She was a Derp girl"


Should we do a Barry Manilow avatar theme some time?

[Someone]

Nibblin' on snark cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those derpers covered with oil

I'd prefer some Jimmie Buffet and a Margarita, but whatever.

[Someone]

I vote Harry Chapin

"Snarking on Dopers and the silver spoon,
little boy blue and the man in the moon,
Haj makes good titles
Not so much Fen
We'll all be boxed soon, son
Y'know we'll have a good time then"

Or

"Just about 30,000 threads of Dope Snarking"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Colsnarkdas?

::shudder:: No way, sounds too much like Colonoscopies.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

::shudder:: No way, sounds too much like Colonoscopies.

Well, who doesn't like a pineapple colonoscopy?

[Someone]

Don't get me started about him.

Him, him
What's she gonna snark about him?
She's gonna have to durp without him,
Or durp without me, me, me

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And getting caught in the rain isn't that hot either unless you're in London or one of those frou-frou not-Florida places that rarely gets more than a misting.

You've not been to London have you?

[Someone]

In London you just pop into any convenient 800 year old pub and wait it out.

[Someone]

Pina Coladas are great if you get rid of the coconut milk and pineapple.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You've not been to London have you?

Only around 10 days on 3 separate occasions. Only 1 of those days did it actually rain rain by Florida standards. A couple* times I did put my rainjacket on, but due to a combination of temperature and moisture that would make me cold rather than wetness per se, which I wouldn't have even felt had it not been cold mist rather than neutral-temperature fog.

*3, if you count Hatfield, which I wouldn't since it's outside the Oysterzone.

And maybe it's wrong to extrapolate, because it may be tourists and idiosyncratic drainage, but the way people pout and/or freak out at the slightest drop, and the way Hyde Park floods when it does rain tells me the people on the street and the drainage engineers are not used to Florida-style rains.

[Someone]

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...php?p=22174228

Magiver being Magiver and refusing to admit that guns are sometimes useful for those who want to kill people.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Pina Coladas are great if you get rid of the coconut milk and pineapple.

Never having had one, the pineapple, while great on pizza, does sound bad in a drink. The last few times I've ordered a mixed drink I've asked for a milk and Malibu, and every time the waitron pauses for a second then says "that sounds like it would taste good", which rarely happens for other less-common combinations.

[Someone]

Thread title blows chunks, eats the chunks and blows them again.

A better title would be I'll Snark you on the Derp side of the Moon

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Never having had one, the pineapple, while great on pizza, does sound bad in a drink. ...

Next time you're on Waikiki Beach, order a Blue Hawaii.

Vodka, Light rum, Blue curacao, Pineapple juice & Pineapple wedge.

Your mind will be changed about pineapple in a drink.

[Someone]

Snarknado 128 : The derpening.

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Eh, ...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Magiver being Magiver and refusing to admit that guns are sometimes useful for those who want to kill people.

Lets put it this way. If I ever wanted to kill a whole lot of people I wouldn't mess around with a gun. That said, I recognize that some amount of gun control is reasonable and necessary.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Pina Coladas are great

The downside is that you'll have that stupid song stuck in your head for the rest of the evening.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The downside is that you'll have that stupid song stuck in your head for the rest of the evening.

+1

[Someone]

Snark and Derp....
Hoochie Coo!

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Originally Posted by Someone

Lets put it this way. If I ever wanted to kill a whole lot of people I wouldn't mess around with a gun. That said, I recognize that some amount of gun control is reasonable and necessary.

Guns, and particularly assault rifles, are a very good choice indeed if your goal is to kill a whole lot of specific people, though. In fact, they're so very good at that task, why, it's almost as if that's what they were designed for.

R-rated dialogue spoilered, because nobody needs MFs dropped from their speakers at work:

Crappy thread title, too, but that's part of the charm, right?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Next time you're on Waikiki Beach, order a Blue Hawaii.

Vodka, Light rum, Blue curacao, Pineapple juice & Pineapple wedge.

Your mind will be changed about pineapple in a drink.

+1. And Waikiki Beach is optional; enuf Blue Hawaiis, even in your backyard, and Waikiki comes to you. (It's more a state of mind than an actual physical location. 🍹 )

Although tbh, almost all of the Blue Curaçao I buy winds up in margaritas instead.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Next time you're on Waikiki Beach, order a Blue Hawaii.

Vodka, Light rum, Blue curacao, Pineapple juice & Pineapple wedge.

Your mind will be changed about pineapple in a drink.

I was trying to think of a tasty beverage i could have for this evening. I think I'm going to try this. Assuming my local liquor store has whatever "Blue curaçao" is.

Thanks.

[Someone]

It's an orange liqueueueuer [it looks wrong no matter how I misspell it] so you should be able to find something that'll do.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I was trying to think of a tasty beverage i could have for this evening. I think I'm going to try this. Assuming my local liquor store has whatever "Blue curaçao" is.

Thanks.

A friend of mine in western PA has a drink he likes that contains blue curacao. He drives out of state (Ohio or Maryland, not sure) to get the exact brand he prefers.

[Someone]

Probably Bols. That's the O.G. Blue Curaçao. Or maybe Senior and Chumaceiro. It's actually kind of an interesting story, if you've got the time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curaçao_(liqueur)

[Someone]

Or just buy triple sec and drop blue food coloring into it.

If you want to spend a few bucks, cointreau or better yet grand marnier make make excellent margaritas.

[Someone]

Can we take the cocktail recipes over to whichever the hell forum they belong in, please? Thank you.

[Someone]

"if u like bean enchiladas" is the best tag I've seen for quite a while.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Can we take the cocktail recipes over to whichever the hell forum they belong in, please? Thank you.

We're patiently waiting for you to bring snark. Let me check. Yep, Cochrane, it's your turn to fetch snark.

[Someone]

Weak snark Friday.

Malfeasants confess to misbehaving.
Ever go to Facebook jail?

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=891046

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Snarknado 128 : The derpening.

I should have been alert several threads ago and suggested The Snarking of Durpham 123.

[Someone]

The Last Snarks of the Durp?

"It's not logical because the system is not acting logically. It's failing.

We keep hearing of intermittent episodes of various things not operating correctly. I'm convinced we're in some kind of death spiral.

Jenny
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator"

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=191

[Someone]

Speaking of bean enchiladas, Is passing gas while using a urinal considered acceptable in your neck of the woods?

Speaking for myself, I'd much rather a man does it at the urinal than in front of me in line somewhere

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The Last Snarks of the Durp?

"It's not logical because the system is not acting logically. It's failing.

We keep hearing of intermittent episodes of various things not operating correctly. I'm convinced we're in some kind of death spiral.

Jenny
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator"

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=191

I'm really sick of this crap. It's failing because someone doesn't give enough of a shit to fix it. How many people have said they would chip in? Elmwood could take care of it in a day or two. I would say this there, but I couldn't get past this post without a server error. It's inexcusable.