128 - If you like Piña Snarkadas and gettin' Durped in the rain...

[Someone]

And,

Originally Posted by Someone

Closed. Further action may be taken pending mod discussion.

[Someone]

The birdman is quicker than me. I reported it and found it closed already. That was nice to see.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You should really change username. May I suggest:

FTFY

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Who is this idiot Mr Quatro and what the hell is he, eleven? Wants to know how many women have been "caught" not wearing a bra. TEE HEE TEE HEE BRA BOOBIE BRA CAUGHT NAUGHTY OMG BOOOOOOBBBBEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!

Christ what a fucking moron. Somebody needs to shut that shit down.

He's a fundie Xtian religious nutter. Here's one of his greatest hits. One of my socks gets it closed and got discovered and banned in the process. Here's a pit thread with links to other of his notable hits.

ETA: He's also an old geezer and probably somewhat senile.

[Someone]

Wine Wolf?

Yes, alcohol is transparent, but still...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wine Wolf?

Yes, alcohol is transparent, but still...

That was a joke. Someone here (I forget who) suggested something like that for my next sock name, and I translated it as close as I could in Latin so that any mod who reads here and saw the suggestion might not twig to it right away.

[Someone]

I've been think of starting a sock repository, collecting typical derper names*. But seeing how the the derper mods read here, it would defeat its own purpose.



*They need to be what they think of as witty and possibly contain a pun, e.g. Cereal Killer or Master Wanker**.


**I assume that's what Master Wang Ka was going for

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And,

When jturd is the only one on your side, it's a pretty good sign you're being wrong and gross.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

He's a fundie Xtian religious nutter. Here's one of his greatest hits.

Man, the Lord really whiffed on that prediction.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Man, the Lord really whiffed on that prediction.

In all fairness, who would have though that Jill Stein would get more than 50,000 votes in Michigan? Surprised the fuck out of me as well.

[Someone]

HBD Ratty.


I don't want to embarrass you by telling everyone it's your birfday. So I encode it behind acronyms.

[Someone]

Thanks, Sputty!

I don't embarrass easily, given what a clueless wonder I can be

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

He's a fundie Xtian religious nutter. Here's one of his greatest hits. One of my socks gets it closed and got discovered and banned in the process. Here's a pit thread with links to other of his notable hits.

ETA: He's also an old geezer and probably somewhat senile.

Yeah, saw that pit thread after I posted here and read some of his earlier bullshit but had to stop because the eye rolling was giving me a headache and headaches make me nervous these days. What a fucking toolbag!


_{Hippie Birfsday, Ratty!}

[Someone]

Happy Birthday @Rat Diva

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

HBD Ratty.


I don't want to embarrass you by telling everyone it's your birfday. So I encode it behind acronyms.

Boxing day isn't till December 26th.

Anyway, happy birthday Rat Diva!

[Someone]

So somebody posts a totally innocuous poll in IMHO: Is it gross to wear sneakers without socks?

jturd drops this in post 19:

Originally Posted by Someone

What's gross, is paying so much attention to other people's personal preferences that don't concern you.

What the heck? How is this thread any more “gross” than FairyChatMom’s asking what color clothes you wear or how big your closet is? “Random shit I’m curious about” is what the board was founded on.

The sneaker thread actually yielded some interesting info from rowrbazzle: Calvin Coolidge’s son died while he was in the White House - from an infected blister caused by wearing sneakers without socks! Here’s the link if you’re interested. It’s a great example of how life was very different before antibiotics. Fighting ignorance and all that.

(And happy Rat-day!)

[Someone]

Thanks, everyone! 😁

[Someone]

Happy Birthday Rat Diva

[Someone]

SQUEEK*




*"And many happy returns. It'll be a long time before we see each other again."

[Someone]

Chessic Sense is unemployed and casually wonders if he could be their charity case since someone has to be. Of course, he probably deserves it the most since he is their better.

[Someone]

[Nelson] HA-ha! [/Nelson]

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Thanks, everyone! 😁

A birthday boxing, just for you.

The other half of your birthday boxing is that you get to pick any regular Snark thread participant and have them boxed for 12 hours.

[Someone]

Happy Happy, Ratty! :tootcake:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The other half of your birthday boxing is that you get to pick any regular Snark thread participant and have them boxed for 12 hours.

Pick Fenris.

[Someone]

Excellent idea.

[Someone]

*dies from lack of snark*

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

*dies from lack of snark*

right? I'm even missing snark and I pretty much come here for the non snark.

[Someone]

Hey, I tried.

And Ludovic brought something too. If it’s not good enough for you, then go find something yourself. Sheesh.

(Please don’t box me, Ratty)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And,

Haha, ecg opened it back up to give that pervy old fuck a warning.

Good!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

(Please don’t box me, Ratty)

Oh, like that's going to help.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I've been think of starting a sock repository, collecting typical derper names*. But seeing how the the derper mods read here, it would defeat its own purpose.



*They need to be what they think of as witty and possibly contain a pun, e.g. Cereal Killer or Master Wanker**.


**I assume that's what Master Wang Ka was going for

Fun fact: "Wanker" is an anagram of "Newark".

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Haha, ecg opened it back up to give that pervy old fuck a warning.

Good!

But Jesus told him to start that thread, I assume. Isn't that his thing, god tells him what to post in their chit chats?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

But Jesus told him to start that thread, I assume. Isn't that his thing, god tells him what to post in their chit chats?

Well, there is all that time spent driving around while hanging from the rear-view mirror. Gotta talk about something.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

A birthday boxing, just for you.

The other half of your birthday boxing is that you get to pick any regular Snark thread participant and have them boxed for 12 hours.

ooooOOOOOooooh

I'll have to ponder this one...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oh, like that's going to help.

@Fenris please box Jaglavak

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Oh, like that's going to help.

This is Ratty’s fault

[Someone]

I know Annie is a favorite target here, but I'm a little worried. She hasn't been on the Dope for over 2 weeks, I think she's mentioned she does most of her browsing at the library, which are closed, so hopefully that is the only reason.

I don't want to bug her, but I do hope she's OK. I'm pretty sure she lives in the area hardest hit by COVID-19. (in NJ)

[Someone]

I hope everyone is okay too. But no need to worry about Annie, that virus would rather bite a sleeping Chick Norris on the ass than mess with the one armed ninja.

I hope we're all safe and virus free. Even Fenris.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I know Annie is a favorite target here, but I'm a little worried. She hasn't been on the Dope for over 2 weeks, I think she's mentioned she does most of her browsing at the library, which are closed, so hopefully that is the only reason.

I don't want to bug her, but I do hope she's OK. I'm pretty sure she lives in the area hardest hit by COVID-19. (in NJ)

I think the word "target" is a little strong. Annie gets snarked on a lot because she posts a lot of ridiculous things. But I don't think anyone here has any real animosity toward her.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I know Annie is a favorite target here, but I'm a little worried. She hasn't been on the Dope for over 2 weeks, I think she's mentioned she does most of her browsing at the library, which are closed, so hopefully that is the only reason.

I don't want to bug her, but I do hope she's OK. I'm pretty sure she lives in the area hardest hit by COVID-19. (in NJ)

I've read a lot by and about Avenging Annie (she's a very entertaining character) and I distinctly remember her mentioning that she posts from the library. I'm thinking that's b/c she doesn't have internets at her crib. So I hope she's Ok but her not posting isn't a sign that she's sick or anything.

Cheers

PS: lol Sputnik "Chick Norris."
Monstera, I agree that there's no animosity towards her, certainly not from me. I like her. She's just fun to snark on.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I know Annie is a favorite target here, but I'm a little worried. She hasn't been on the Dope for over 2 weeks, I think she's mentioned she does most of her browsing at the library, which are closed, so hopefully that is the only reason.

I don't want to bug her, but I do hope she's OK. I'm pretty sure she lives in the area hardest hit by COVID-19. (in NJ)

She works in a grocery store, so she's pretty much on the front lines now.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

She works in a grocery store, so she's pretty much on the front lines now.

I think it’s a gift shop.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think it’s a gift shop.

Whatevere it is, it is not easy to do one-handed.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I think it’s a gift shop.

I believe the owners are Jewish.

[Someone]

Derper question of the week.

Originally Posted by Someone

Why am I getting ads? Is anybody else who is a paid member getting ads, or am I behind on my payment?

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=892904

Membership expired, feed the monster or...Because you're not running Ad block?

Post #3 in that thread.

Ed stripped me of my honorifics (SDSAB, charter member) after a near banning.

Okay, there might be snark hidden in there. Near Banning? Anyone?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Okay, there might be snark hidden in there. Near Banning? Anyone?

It might be related to this: dropzone has been suspended

ETA: I've never seen an "indefinite suspension" during my time at the Dope. Is that something Ed typically did?

I suppose dropzone had to grovel to Ed to get back in, and losing his Charter Member status was part of the deal. That all sounds a little excessive to me. Why not just suspend him for 30 days, then ban him if he got out of line again?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I know Annie is a favorite target here, but I'm a little worried. She hasn't been on the Dope for over 2 weeks, I think she's mentioned she does most of her browsing at the library, which are closed, so hopefully that is the only reason.

I don't want to bug her, but I do hope she's OK. I'm pretty sure she lives in the area hardest hit by COVID-19. (in NJ)

I don't think it would be bugging her to send her a PM or email. Or call her if you have a phone number. I've snarked on her, but I certainly don't wish her any harm. Now I'm concerned and I hope she's OK.

[Someone]

Paul finds guessing at Covid19 death toll 'distasteful' speaking with the persipacity of someone who

I keep lists of mass killings. I keep a list of the daily body count from this virus. I play the dead pool each year.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Paul finds guessing at Covid19 death toll 'distasteful' speaking with the persipacity of someone who

So not just a loon, but a hypocrite loon.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Paul finds guessing at Covid19 death toll 'distasteful' speaking with the persipacity of someone who

He's a loon, but it's the predicted deaths poll, not toll, that he finds distasteful.