Where the hell is Fenris?

[Detroit Hoser]

He's late.

[stormie]

is . . . is Fenris pregnant?

[Kat]

No, he's late. As in, the late Fenris.

[Detroit Hoser]

Exactly.

Where is our late, dear Fenris?

[stormie]

I do not know. Hey @Fenris, where you at???

[Jaglavak]

Geez I sure hope he didn't finally catch that car he's always chasing.

[Oxirane]

Listen, I've been boxed capriciously and arbitrarily once, it was part of the Unboxed Boxing Debacle where perfectly innocent posters were thrown into 24 hour purgatory, shouldn't we let sleeping Fenris's lie? Asking for a friend...

[Zeener Diode]

From the wikipedia page:

The male fenris rises to walk the earth on the eve of the quarter-moon, where it will flourish and expand its scope of mayhem and chaos, before succumbing to the self-destructive impulses that wrack its reptilian brain for a period of up to several weeks. During this phase it will seek others to infect, before ultimately disappearing for a fortnight. The newly-hatched fenrii will rise to assume the place of the old one.^[72]

[Detroit Hoser]

So you're saying he turned into a lizard?

[Kat]

Are we sure he wasn't a lizard to begin with?

[Detroit Hoser]

Good point.

[Karma]

Originally Posted by Detroit Hoser

So you're saying he turned into a lizard?

It got better!

[Ghost of Fenris]

Could you keep the noise down, people? It's enough to wake the dead.

[stormie]

I think General Blah-Blah captured Fenris. That's how the General returned.

[Pencil]

Seriously. he went MIA a couple of years ago. Incredibly, concerns were raised, Giraffe was alerted, woke up and checked. He came back with some vague explanation and suddenly, after some weeks/months(?) we were graced with his lupine self again.

[Flying Saucerian]

Someone must have smacked him with a rolled-up newspaper...

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Oxirane

Listen, I've been boxed capriciously and arbitrarily once, it was part of the Unboxed Boxing Debacle where perfectly innocent posters were thrown into 24 hour purgatory, shouldn't we let sleeping Fenris's lie? Asking for a friend...

I think YOU did something horrible to Fenris so you wouldn't have to snake his hair clogs out of the hot tub drain anymore.

Provide us with the juicy details, please.

[Flying Saucerian]

Just found out: Seems Rat Diva threw a ball, he ran after it, and we haven't seen him since.

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Pencil

Seriously. he went MIA a couple of years ago. Incredibly, concerns were raised, Giraffe was alerted, woke up and checked. He came back with some vague explanation and suddenly, after some weeks/months(?) we were graced with his lupine self again.

The one with the Belgian accent? Seems legit.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

Just found out: Seems Rat Diva threw a ball, he ran after it, and we haven't seen him since.

Yep, I told him it was a costume ball, so he showed up dressed like Twilight Sparkle while everyone else was in formalwear. I think he was kidnapped by an egregiously deranged Brony for purposes too horrible to mention.

Beta-reading egregiously horrible fanfiction for one...

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Detroit Hoser

Exactly.

Where is our late, dear Fenris?

I'm here. But I'm not late. It's still March, right? Then I'm right on time.

[Rat Diva]

What's that sme... oh, hi, Fenris :wave:

[Jaglavak]

Dude! How can you still get away with your habit of touring Latvian whorehouses going on sabbatical even during lockdown?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Fenris

I'm here. But I'm not late. It's still March, right? Then I'm right on time.

Oh, hey, it's that guy. Ummm, what's your name again?

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Fenris

I'm here. But I'm not late. It's still March, right? Then I'm right on time.

Where the hell were you? It's your turn.

Hurry up.

[Musicat]

Originally Posted by Fenris

I'm here. But I'm not late. It's still March, right? Then I'm right on time.

I think we're experiencing some relativist time dilation. Either that or it's really late March.

I will be turning 10 later this June.

[stormie]

It's March 49th. Everyone knows the Fenrises come back on March 49.

[BJMoose]

Just as long as he doesn't fly over Capistrano.

[Rat Diva]

Are you saying he's a swallower?

[Sputnik]

Originally Posted by stormie

It's March 49th. Everyone knows the Fenrises come back on March 49.

The Hides of March be upon him.

[Pencil]

FINALLY!

Now I understand what March Madness is. Thank you Unca Fenny!

[Inna Minnit]

Was he turned down for parole again?

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

Are you saying he's a swallower?

hmmm, might that be deserving of a kabonging?

[Kat]

*stabs Ratty with a katana*

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Kat

*stabs Ratty with a katana*

I thought katanas were reserved for swallowers of the Dalai Lama.

[Flying Saucerian]

It's Kat's katana. She keeps it on a hot tin roof.

[Detroit Hoser]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

It's Kat's katana. She keeps it on a hot tin roof.

Wow. That was awesome.

[Rat Diva]

Well, played, Saucerman

Only now I've got stab wounds and second-degree burns Anyone got a bandaid?

I'm also picturing Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman squaring off with katanas now. It amuses me.

[BJMoose]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

Anyone got a bandaid?

:: hands Rat a graphic equalizer ::

[Zeener Diode]

An auto-tuner would help her when she's singing in her car.

[stormie]

and Fenris is saying . . . this I come back to?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

An auto-tuner would help her when she's singing in her car.

Hey, that's not nice. I love sitting here listening to her sing.


Seven states away.

[Flying Saucerian]

Well, you have to look out for the people throwing shoes at her...