The MJM Lists - Page 3

Rat Diva · #**101** 29th May 2020, 04:59 AM

And I said heeeeey-yay-yay-yaEE, heeeeey-yay-yay... I said hey, what's goiiiiiiin' on!

I'm an incorrigible, and very bad, car singer. That one commercial that was on about 14,657 times an hour a few years ago, the guy belting out "Sweet Caroline" while stuck in traffic, got me busted on big time because I do that too. I've never had the driver of the car next door start singing along, though. Dirty looks, yes.

JackieLikesVariety · #**102** 29th May 2020, 05:37 AM

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And I said heeeeey-yay-yay-yaEE, heeeeey-yay-yay... I said hey, what's goiiiiiiin' on!

love that song!

JimNightshade · #**103** 29th May 2020, 07:45 AM

Hey look - page 3

AveburyBay · #**104** 29th May 2020, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Hey look - page 3

Page 3! I know I am late to the party, can someone explain to me what's happenin'?

JackieLikesVariety · #**105** 29th May 2020, 08:31 AM

I'm not sure but it's always nice to see you posting AB!

3acres · #**106** 29th May 2020, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AveburyBay

can someone explain to me what's happenin'?

What's happening? Well, four cops murdered a guy in Minneapolis and now they've called in the national guard. China's dropping the hammer on Hong Kong and preparing to do it to Taiwan, too. The President says the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat. There's a global pandemic. And there's a slim chance that a Falcon 9 with two astronauts aboard will lift off from Cape Canaveral tomorrow afternoon. That's about it.

Jaglavak · #**107** 29th May 2020, 10:39 AM

I got the lawn edged yesterday. And a pigeon just bounced off my window but it looks like he's OK.

Detroit Hoser · #**108** 29th May 2020, 10:46 AM

We have the stupidest damn mourning doves around here. They're always going inside the chicken run through the welded wire fence but then can't find their way back out. So they fly into the fence over and over face first, and still can't get out.

Rat Diva · #**109** 29th May 2020, 11:03 AM

Jeez, they're actually dumber than chickens.

Detroit Hoser · #**110** 29th May 2020, 11:05 AM

They're dumber than everything.

blondbear · #**111** 29th May 2020, 02:24 PM

Pigeons are also known as "rock doves", but that's putting lipstick on a pig if you ask me.

And speaking of mourning doves, every year they try to make a nest on top of the fire extinguisher box next to my front door. Of course that means every time I come or go, they freak out and fly away, which inevitably leads to the nest falling on the ground. Stupid birds!

3acres · #**112** 29th May 2020, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by blondbear

Pigeons are also known as "rock doves", but that's putting lipstick on a pig if you ask me.

If you call 'em squabs, you can eat 'em.

Detroit Hoser · #**113** 29th May 2020, 03:11 PM

Yeah, they're good decoys for when the hawks are looking for a chicken dinner. More of an appetizer than an entree, but very plentiful so it's easy to fill up.

Rock · #**114** 29th May 2020, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nominal

I don’t understand, why is this still on the first page?
Never mind, I’m never gonna get it.

I don't understand it either. We have so many posters working together it's heartwarming, and still the thread won't drop off the front page.

JackieLikesVariety · #**115** 29th May 2020, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

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Originally Posted by Nominal

I don’t understand, why is this still on the first page?
Never mind, I’m never gonna get it.

I don't understand it either. We have so many posters working together it's heartwarming, and still the thread won't drop off the front page.

heartwarming is the word: all of us working together.

yay, us!

Rock · #**116** 29th May 2020, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

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Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

I don't understand it either. We have so many posters working together it's heartwarming, and still the thread won't drop off the front page.

heartwarming is the word: all of us working together.

yay, us!

We shouldn't be discouraged, though. I really believe that perseverance is the key here.

Oxirane · #**117** 29th May 2020, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bumbershoot

I don't understand it either. We have so many posters working together it's heartwarming, and still the thread won't drop off the front page.

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Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

heartwarming is the word: all of us working together.
yay, us!

What a great community, just pulling together for a common goal, we've got some nasty storms in the area, and I've got my

by my side and the last of the

tincture I found in my little stash box starting to kick in, so as long as we have power, I am committed to sacrifice my time for the greater good to get this thread off the front page...

:sips:...ahhhh...man, this is tougher than I thought it would be...

EDT: Hey, I think there's a streaming Dead show tonight, so I might sacrifice a little time over there as well...for the common good, of course...

Random Precision · #**118** 29th May 2020, 06:14 PM

I'm sorry everyone. No matter how many times I post to this thread, it simply will not go away. Which is strange, because it's always worked before - as soon as I post, the thread falls off the page like a wounded rock.

Well, nothing for it but to keep trying!

Glazer · #**119** 29th May 2020, 08:40 PM

I for one blame @mjmlabs. If he hadn't embarrassed himself we wouldn't have to work so hard to cover up his mess.

Jaglavak · #**120** 29th May 2020, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nominal

How the fuck is it the prick from South Africa with the last name of “musk” hasn’t been teased and taunted into obscurity?

He was. As a kid Musk was bullied so hard that he once ended up in the hospital after being thrown down a flight of stairs. I hope he has used his money to pay back each and every one of those assholes a thousand times over.

Karma · #**121** 29th May 2020, 09:01 PM

Aw, now, don't blame mjmlabs! Clearly, it is our fault, for none of us being mind readers.

I will post to help this thread fall from the front page. Just doing my part, you know.

stormie · #**122** 29th May 2020, 11:27 PM

are we all trying to keep mjmlabs from listing? because he's still leaning to the right waitwaitthat'stoofar . . . oh dear . . . if we all stay on an even keel we can get this thing downright upright and right off the front page . . .

3acres · #**123** 30th May 2020, 04:35 AM

Right off the front page? You think we can do it? I suppose if we all hunker down and work together as a team, we might succeed!

JackieLikesVariety · #**124** 30th May 2020, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 3acres

Right off the front page? You think we can do it? I suppose if we all hunker down and work together as a team, we might succeed!

I think you mean buckle down. if we hunker down we all just stay inside. oh, maybe that is what you meant.

well, it hasn't worked so far. maybe we need to do both?

3acres · #**125** 30th May 2020, 05:23 AM

Hunkering and buckling. Would you call that hunkling or buckering?

Oxirane · #**126** 30th May 2020, 07:55 AM

I'd call that something that might be illegal in 26 states, rainstorms passed last night, we needed the rain, and it's sunny out and cooler, so I will need to work on the garden, but I will be back to help the community get this off the front page as it's only right and fair to all...

JackieLikesVariety · #**127** 30th May 2020, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 3acres

Hunkering and buckling. Would you call that hunkling or buckering?

this is going to take some thought and, just possibly, a few more posts. luckily we have time.

blondbear · #**128** 30th May 2020, 10:07 AM

There hasn't been a list in this "List" thread for over 120 posts. That's a bad case of false advertising if you ask me.

Detroit Hoser · #**129** 30th May 2020, 10:08 AM

That's exactly why we're getting it off the front page.

C2H5OH · #**130** 30th May 2020, 11:45 AM

Well, the rain has stopped, so I have to go outside and work some more, but I'll do my part and post before I go. Can't have too many people trying to get this off the front page, after all.

Glazer · #**131** 30th May 2020, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jackass

Around NASA nominal is good, they like when everything is nominal. Around here Nominal is a jackass with too much time on its hands and nothing worth a tinkers damn to say.

He ain't all that bad. His only real problem is always trying to elicit a pity party in his honor.

Jaglavak · #**132** 30th May 2020, 03:40 PM

No, the real problem is he's better at it then me. Grrr!

stormie · #**133** 30th May 2020, 03:47 PM

Aww that's terrible. I'm sure if you try really hard, you can be a bigger and better sorry-ass guy.

Oxirane · #**134** 30th May 2020, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nominal

Around NASA nominal is good, they like when everything is nominal. Around here Nominal is a jackass with too much time on its hands and nothing worth a tinkers damn to say.

If it's anything to you, as we watched the launch, every time they said, "Nominal", I kept thinking, man, I know that dude...

stormie · #**135** 30th May 2020, 06:46 PM

Has anyone noticed the same sort of thing as this: my page shows 9 active threads and this is one of 'em. Can't we at lease keep this out of the top 10?

JackieLikesVariety · #**136** 30th May 2020, 09:55 PM

have we hunkered yet? or buckled? what did I miss?

blondbear · #**137** 31st May 2020, 08:51 AM

No posts in this thread today...what's up with that?

C2H5OH · #**138** 31st May 2020, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by stormie

Has anyone noticed the same sort of thing as this: my page shows 9 active threads and this is one of 'em. Can't we at lease keep this out of the top 10?

Magic 8-Ball says: Fuck, no!

Jaglavak · #**139** 31st May 2020, 01:38 PM

No problemo. In User Control Panel under Thread Display Options, simply adjust your Number of Posts to Show Per Page to 1.

stormie · #**140** 31st May 2020, 02:19 PM

Well Thank Dog for that suggestion!

stormie · #**141** 31st May 2020, 02:19 PM

I wouldn't want this ridiculous collection of mlists to be the #1 top thread!

stormie · #**142** 31st May 2020, 02:20 PM

OOh forgot to say, that would be apaling!

stormie · #**143** 31st May 2020, 02:20 PM

Sorry, appalling.

What Exit? · #**144** 31st May 2020, 04:18 PM

OK, move along, nothing to see here.

move along, nothing to see here.

Holy shit, look at that everyone!

Random Precision · #**145** 31st May 2020, 05:15 PM

What? I didn't see anything there.

Oxirane · #**146** 31st May 2020, 05:33 PM

ooh, piece of candy...

stormie · #**147** 31st May 2020, 06:41 PM

Is it terrible that I saw a spoilered "a peice of Candy" and thought of a severed leg?

It is, isn't it.

Detroit Hoser · #**148** 31st May 2020, 07:08 PM

I thought, "Skor bar!"

Good to see everyone pulling together to get this thing off the front page.

Karma · #**149** 31st May 2020, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by What Exit?

OK, move along, nothing to see here.

move along, nothing to see here.

Holy shit, look at that everyone!

Cool!! Now do "Row, row, row your boat!!"

JackieLikesVariety · #**150** 31st May 2020, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Detroit Hoser

I thought, "Skor bar!"

Good to see everyone pulling together to get this thing off the front page.

now I want a skor bar!