137-The snark o'clock whistle's on the blink. We haven't snarked and whadd'ya think? The durp is still on the S-D-M-B, so we don't know what the snark just happens to be.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Did eenerms used to be somebody else? They seem to be too big an asshole to not have registered before. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/op...ice-now/920618

Charter Member. The moron has been there for years. You just never noticed the stupidity, before now.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I was going to mention that a good move would be to step down and take up admin duties here, as did that ITD person.


BTW - you need a soapy smiley with lots of suds. Mebe @Rebo can help.

WE ALWAYS NEED MOAR EMOTICONS!

This one is named for me cuz I asked for it when I was Fenris for a day, this one I suggested after being capriciously boxed, and I briefly had little Jewish man back. A Soapy one would be icing on the cake, or gilding the lily. Not sure which!

[Someone]

See, there's the proof, mom likes you more.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I was going to mention that a good move would be to step down and take up admin duties here, as did that ITD person.


BTW - you need a soapy smiley with lots of suds. Mebe @Rebo can help.

WE ALWAYS NEED MOAR EMOTICONS!

We already have an emoticon named @pure.

[Someone]

Well that seems appropriate for this board. Balances nicely, as now we have soapy:

And we have dirty:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

madsirdurp was the one who bumped it, to make a swipe at astro.

A deserved swipe IMO. That last bit of astro's post was creepy as fuck.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

BigTurd did it. That's last-thread's snark.

ETA: Oops. He called out ZPG, not Stoid. My fault. You were right.

Wait. Hold the horses. ZPG supposedly works at UT?

[Someone]

ZPG's posts in that thread have gotten so reprehensible I can't even quote them without feeling like a racist by proxy.

For example.

[Someone]

Daaaamn! ZPG is a real sweetheart. She would have fit right in during the antebellum south.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Going back to the last few posts in the previous thread, I have no idea why people think DrDeth is female.

I too found this surprising (for me, it's a TIL deal). DD's posts have a very male vibe about them IMO.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG's posts in that thread have gotten so reprehensible I can't even quote them without feeling like a racist by proxy.

For example.

I thought you were exaggerating. God that's vile.

Even if she's a Performance Art (not that I think so, too consistent over the years, she's broadly what she says she is although probably with exaggeration), that's vile.

Really vile...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I thought you were exaggerating. God that's vile.

Even if she's a Performance Art (not that I think so, too consistent over the years, she's broadly what she says she is although probably with exaggeration), that's vile.

Really vile...

Vile posts should be flagged.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Vile posts should be flagged.

Consider it 🏴-ed.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG's posts in that thread have gotten so reprehensible I can't even quote them without feeling like a racist by proxy.

For example.

It gets worse.
“Actually in way, black people weaponized it against themselves by making it such a taboo term. Also, I’m Roma. We’re not considered white by the likes of the KKK.”

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

We already have an emoticon named @pure.

Squeeee! This thaws my cold, icy heart.

[Someone]

I don't generally participate in the Snark threads (don't judge me), but I will put in my humble vote for "Worst Thread Title Evah"...

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I don't generally participate in the Snark threads (don't judge me), but I will put in my humble vote for "Worst Thread Title Evah"...

And he didn’t put a time limit on complaints, so you know deep down he knows it's bad too. Evidence of a guilty mind.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And he didn’t put a time limit on complaints, so you know deep down he knows it's bad too. Evidence of a guilty mind.

I had no idea he was capable of feeling guilt.
The mind boggles

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Evidence of a guilty mind.

Really? Nobody is gonna pick up on this straightline? Sigh, fine I'll do it.


You think Fenris has a mind? I always figured somebody just set up an account and left a pack of actual wolves to bang on the keyboard.

[Someone]

:: ring, ring ::
Hello, this is Fenris' mind. Fenris is out right now, please leave a message.
:: beep ::

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Really? Nobody is gonna pick up on this straightline? Sigh, fine I'll do it.


You think Fenris has a mind?

I never said that. Naturally, the guilty mind would flee—abscond, if you will—from its cranial prison. Thus, the absence of a mind is the surest sign of guilt, and you all must—as the nearest thing to (and I really do apologize for this) a jury of Fenris'.... *cringe* peers—vote to convict.

If the mind absconds, innocence is gone. If the mind absconds, innocence is gone.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG's posts in that thread have gotten so reprehensible I can't even quote them without feeling like a racist by proxy.

For example.

She actually used the "I've got plenty of black friends" card

At a guess, I'd say she probably checks all the boxes in the "are you a racist" thread under the cover of "people are racist towards Roma so I get racist them right back, so nyaaah!"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

FEENY! Oh my god, wow. It's awesome to see you here again!

Also, I agree. It's way more fun to play with Stoid than it is ZPG. They're both nutcases, but ZPG is a hateful loon, whereas Stoid is just fucking bonkers.

How have you been??

Stoid is the most delightfully un-self-aware person who thinks she has herself figured out. That thread asking for relationship advice is the perfect example...how can I prove to this guy (and all of you) I'm not a desperate nutcase? I know I'll write 12 paragraphs that clearly depict me as a desperate nutcase. She's amazing.

[Someone]

ZPG is Roma and has a Jewish grandma?

ERROR: +++ division by zero +++

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG is Roma and has a Jewish grandma?

ERROR: +++ division by zero +++

Actually, according to Kal (who I haven't seen in a while but who was Roma), there are some Jewish Roma.

[Someone]

I wonder if the Jewish grandmother existed before ZPG got herself into that mess, or if ZPG got her (and all her black friends) from the same place acey's wife and children came from.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I wonder if the Jewish grandmother existed before ZPG got herself into that mess, or if ZPG got her (and all her black friends) from the same place acey's wife and children came from.

from a masturbatory fantasy?

[Someone]

ZPG is banned.

[Someone]

ZPG_Zealot has been banned for hate speech

[Someone]

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zp...-speech/920850

her got banded

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zp...-speech/920850

her got banded

Hence the phrase "a band of gypsies".

[Someone]

But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Actually, according to Kal (who I haven't seen in a while but who was Roma), there are some Jewish Roma.

That's a name I haven't heard in a while, but yeah, Kal is pretty cool guy.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's a name I haven't heard in a while, but yeah, Kal is pretty cool guy.

I don't remember Kal.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG_Zealot has been banned for hate speech

That took long enough but I am glad it's finally done.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG_Zealot has been banned for hate speech

Well it's about time.

[Someone]

Kal was indeed a pretty cool guy. Unlike ZPG, he only mentioned being Roma when it was actually relevant. IIRC he was a proud father of a son who should be about 7 now.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well it's about time.

Was wondering what they were waiting for. Mod loop discussion, I guess.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Was wondering what they were waiting for. Mod loop discussion, I guess.

Mod loop discussion with the new Modes.

[Someone]

Oh, excellent! Now she has another sob story about being discriminated against, to use as an excuse for being a festering rage monkey.

[Someone]

At least the mods didn't try to shake her hand.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

ZPG is banned.

It's a sad day in Snarkville. She was one of the best sources of snark, there.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Was wondering what they were waiting for. Mod loop discussion, I guess.

A mod loop discussion that lasted about 10 years!

[Someone]

Well, y'know, it always takes longer than they think.

[Someone]

It's a sad day in snarkville

A new banning in the morning

And I don't know who to point and laugh about

Oh no no no

[Someone]

Here's a nice TMI thread: Diarrhea: Deadly and Not

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Here's a nice TMI thread: Diarrhea: Deadly and Not

Alas, I have Dim_B on ignore. Not that I find him particularly offensive, just too damn stupid. Although stupidity gives its own offense, in a way. Still, the fact that I still read SlackWit's comments ought to say something about what I think about Dim_B.

[Someone]

See? You know how to say Dim_B to convey not just ridicule and humiliation, but a level of utter contempt that indicates you see physically harming that person as merely an inconvenience in life, not a matter of breaking a moral code.




...too soon?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Here's a nice TMI thread: Diarrhea: Deadly and Not

Too late to ETA, Guess who takes the bait?

aruvqan, of course.

[Someone]

In happier and way less icky news, Spice Weasel is back!