Kat Loses Pie Privileges

[Flying Saucerian]

It is rumored Kat has reportedly been denied access to pie following an alleged mitten-loss incident.

More on the story as it develops...

[Kat]

Fake news. My mittens are in my coat pocket.

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by Kat

Fake news. My mittens are in my coat pocket.

But do you know where your coat is?

[Flying Saucerian]

The alleged mittens are said to be bright blue with a snowflake pattern and to have been gifted to Ms. Kat by a Mister S Claus, after which they reportedly danced around the Christmas tree singing a jolly song.

Ms. Kat's two sisters, Kit and Kut, are also said to be involved.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Kut?

[Sputnik]

Pie deprivation is such a cruel punishment.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by What Exit?

But do you know where your coat is?

Yes. It's on the couch.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

The alleged mittens are said to be bright blue with a snowflake pattern and to have been gifted to Ms. Kat by a Mister S Claus, after which they reportedly danced around the Christmas tree singing a jolly song.

Ms. Kat's two sisters, Kit and Kut, are also said to be involved.

Actually, they're black with no pattern. Just solid black.

[JimNightshade]

What kind of pie?

If chocolate is involved I don't believe you and need proof.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by Kat

Fake news. My mittens are in my coat pocket.

You will need a hat as well, Miss. Kat.
Where is your hat?

It should be on top of your head when outside, and not on top of your head when inside. This is so is it not?

[Jaglavak]

And if not why not?

[Kat]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

You will need a hat as well, Miss. Kat.
Where is your hat?

It should be on top of your head when outside, and not on top of your head when inside. This is so is it not?

My hat is in the bowl by the door with my masks and my keys and the wallet with the broken strap that my niece made for me.

And yes, that is so.

[Jaglavak]

Kat isn't afraid of pie
The pie is afraid of Kat

[Sputnik]

You're kitten me with these silly puns.

[Rock]

Originally Posted by Kat

My hat is in the bowl by the door with my masks and my keys and the wallet with the broken strap that my niece made for me.

And yes, that is so.

You have a hat bowl? A Kat hat bowl? A bowl for the hats of Kat? That's pretty kool.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Kat isn't afraid of pie
The pie is afraid of Kat

Especially mincemeat pie.

[Flying Saucerian]

Originally Posted by Kat

Actually, they're black with no pattern. Just solid black.

That's a fine thing to say about one's sisters.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Rock

You have a hat bowl? A Kat hat bowl? A bowl for the hats of Kat? That's pretty kool.

There's only one hat.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

That's a fine thing to say about one's sisters.

They don't seem to have an issue with it.

[Flying Saucerian]

Well, sure. They didn't lose their mittens.

And they said the pie was delicious, thank you.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by Kat

There's only one hat.

This \is very true.

It has been proven so in the literature of our fore-fahers and fore-mothers and also in the literature of the prophets.

[Flying Saucerian]

A spokesman for the Cat Community has spoken out against Kat's mitten-loss.

"We are appalled," Miss Wilhelmina Fluffykins told the Associated Press. "Such behavior is completely un-jellicile."

[Random Precision]

How awful! Is there a local chapter of the Kittens without Mittens support group she can reach out to?



They say they have a 12-step program, but it just looks like a bunch of cats licking themselves to me.

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by Random Precision

How awful! Is there a local chapter of the Kittens without Mittens support group she can reach out to?



They say they have a 12-step program, but it just looks like a bunch of cats licking themselves to me.

The 12 steps start with licking the right paw, and rubbing the right ear with it, then you lick the left paw, and rub your left ear with it, then you lick your right paw again and rub your nose with it. Repeat for the left paw. 4 steps right there. If you have a cat, you'll see the other 8, and they repeat them over and over again.

They have a '12 step program', but, damn, it's boring if you're not a cat...

[Flying Saucerian]

In a recent interview on ANIMAL PLANET, Kat dismissed her critics as "a bunch of pussies" having "hissy fits" and insisted she doesn't like pie anyway.

She also kept bringing up Hunter Biden's laptop...

[fucktard loser]

In an effort to promote the adoption of tau as the new standard for all things circle adjacent top scientists would like to remind all undecided felines that tau is twice as big as pi and has no mitten related restrictions associated with it.
Upon closer inspection I should’ve used some commas , , , there, that should cover it.

[Kat]

Is it your fault that the pie guy wasn't at the farmer's market this weekend?

[Guinastasia]

Maggie always loved pie -- to the point that my mother couldn't just leave one out to cool on the counter. She'd have to build a little cage around it with cookie racks so Maggie wouldn't eat all the crust.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Guinastasia

Maggie always loved pie -- to the point that my mother couldn't just leave one out to cool on the counter. She'd have to build a little cage around it with cookie racks so Maggie wouldn't eat all the crust.

she's right: pie is awesome

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by Guinastasia

Maggie always loved pie -- to the point that my mother couldn't just leave one out to cool on the counter.

Maggie and Felix would have been kindred spirits. Felix isn't interested in chicken or fish, but he ate a Cheeto right out of MD's hand last week. And he took a tortilla chip fragment from me. Once he ate uncooked rice. That didn't agree with him, so fortunately he hasn't repeated it.
Cats are weird.

[C2H5OH]

Puddin', the cat I had in the 90s used to love peas. Whenever I was eating them, he'd come up and tap me on the elbow to say 'give me one'. Fresh, canned, or frozen, cooked or raw, he loved them.

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by JackieLikesVariety

she's right: pie is awesome

+1

Also, bread.

[Flying Saucerian]

Bread pie, however, not so much...

[Doyle]

nm

[JimNightshade]

Do you have a secret as to what is better than pie, AND bread?

[Solfy]

Bread pudding is pretty good. Not as good as pie, speaking in generalities.

[Flying Saucerian]

And immediately after posting that, I thought to Google and... Yes, there is a recipe online for Amish Bread Pie. It seems to be basically bread pudding in pie form.

It was apparently popular with the Amish during the Depression, when everyone was looking for ways to stretch their food budget. Its main ingredients are bread, pie crust, milk, sugar, and cinnamon.

Go check it out if you're so inclined...

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Do you have a secret as to what is better than pie, AND bread?

Puddin' would probably have voted for 'pea pie' AND 'pea bread'. He would certainly have eaten pot-pies, as long as they had plenty of peas in them.

[JimNightshade]

I am confused.

How about we all settle on chocolate cake?

[Jaglavak]

Because that would squish the cake and I don't like squished cake.

[Solfy]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

How about we all settle on chocolate cake?

Cake is inferior to pie, and chocolate cake is doubly inferior because it's a substandard use of chocolate. Seldom do chocolate cakes possess the richness and depth of flavor that they should. There are far too many insipid chocolate cakes in this world, masquerading as something delicious but ultimately tasting of flour, sugar, and broken promises.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Solfy

Cake is inferior to pie, and chocolate cake is doubly inferior because it's a substandard use of chocolate. Seldom do chocolate cakes possess the richness and depth of flavor that they should. There are far too many insipid chocolate cakes in this world, masquerading as something delicious but ultimately tasting of flour, sugar, and broken promises.

Chocolate pudding cake, with rich dark chocolate buttercream frosting, is as close to heaven as anyone could want. (And this coming from a self-proclaimed pie aficionado.)

[Solfy]

Dark chocolate tuxedo cake is also rich and delicious. But I’ve been burned by far, far more bad chocolate cakes than subpar pies.
Chocolate cake is good when it’s good but it’s not good often enough.

[C2H5OH]

Why don't we all settle around the chocolate cake, eat the chocolate, and just make a vanilla cake with what's left? Seems like a good compromise to me.

[JackieLikesVariety]

well, now I want cake AND pie.

[Jaglavak]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

Seems like a good compromise to me.

Compared to making you kill me, yeah I guess so.

[Solfy]

I’ve been craving lemon meringue since I dreamed about baking it last weekend. (except in the dream I was also making omelettes and I mixed up the meringue with the omelette eggs and everything went pear shaped)

[Guinastasia]

I always LOVED my grandmother's peach pie, and whenever she'd make some, she'd always make sure to come over and bring me a piece.

Originally Posted by Solfy

Maggie and Felix would have been kindred spirits. Felix isn't interested in chicken or fish, but he ate a Cheeto right out of MD's hand last week. And he took a tortilla chip fragment from me. Once he ate uncooked rice. That didn't agree with him, so fortunately he hasn't repeated it.
Cats are weird.

True 'dat. Why is it that they'll be uber-picky when it comes to cat food, but if it's something we're eating, they'll can't get enough?

[fucktard loser]

My father always had chocolate meringue pie for his birthday.

[JimNightshade]

The weather is getting better - we should change this to ice-cream.
Ice-cream is better than bread and pizza.