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Old 21st September 2009, 07:35 PM
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How to look like a dork
1. Ride a Segway...
2. ...wearing Dockers and a polo shirt...
3. ...and a full-face motorcycle helmet.



No photo, alas, as I was driving by and passed too quickly.
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Old 21st September 2009, 07:36 PM
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That's hot.
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Old 23rd September 2009, 02:34 AM
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That's hot.
That was funny. Sorta anyways...
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2. Wear plaid pants...

4. Smoke a pipe.
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Old 21st September 2009, 07:38 PM
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I thought #4 was profit!!
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Old 21st September 2009, 07:41 PM
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1. Wake up
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3. *sobs*
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Old 21st September 2009, 09:17 PM
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UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs t-shirt and basketball shorts?
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UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs t-shirt and basketball shorts?
Long Beach State Dirtbags t-shirt.
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Old 21st September 2009, 07:44 PM
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Profit from looking like a dork?

I should be richer than Gates by now.
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I should be richer than Gates by now.
Well, it worked for Gates, now, didn't it?
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Old 21st September 2009, 11:06 PM
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1. Ride a Segway...
2. ...wearing Dockers and a polo shirt...
3. ...and a full-face motorcycle helmet.



No photo, alas, as I was driving by and passed too quickly.
DUDE!

You could have at least waved at me.
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Old 21st September 2009, 11:27 PM
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If he color coordinated, he may have looked good.
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Old 22nd September 2009, 05:12 AM
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Wear almost white shorts and an almost white tank top with a brown belt and brown chunky sandals.
You will either look like a dork or an understudy for Jesus in Godspell.
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Old 22nd September 2009, 05:57 AM
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Pleated Dockers?
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Old 22nd September 2009, 08:23 PM
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Pleated Dockers?
Alas, I'm unable to verify this; if I see somebody on a Segway wearing Dockers, a polo shirt, and a full-face motorcycle helmet, you can be more than usually certain that I won't be looking anywhere near his crotchal area.
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Old 23rd September 2009, 04:35 AM
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I'd have to say that someone with such massive dorkitude would definitely be wearing pleated Dockers.
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Old 23rd September 2009, 04:47 AM
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But I don't wanna wear pleated dockers!
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Old 23rd September 2009, 08:10 AM
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You don't need the Dockers, U. You've got this covered.
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Guys. Don't try to compete with the pros, OK?
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Old 23rd September 2009, 02:34 PM
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I don't think he quite competes with the guy in the OP, but I was impressed by the dorkitude of a guy in class today who

1) brought a doughnut for the prof
2) discussed the prof's blackboard pointer stick with said prof during the break

Really, those two were enough! This guy annoys me.
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