I have children's songs stuck in my head.

[Stubby Boardman]

Originally Posted by Zombies!

What do you mean? There are no children in our house at all, but Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and, dare I say it CeeBeeBees (the BBC tots channel) are regular fixtures on my TV.

I <3 Billy & Mandy

Right, there's no children in your house. Try turning on a baby show when there's a nine year old around. Try dealing with how stupid you feel when you want to watch Backyardigans while your child wants to watch Headline News.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by Stubby Boardman

Try dealing with how stupid you feel when you want to watch Backyardigans while your child wants to watch Headline News.

Don't worry, the kid'll grow out of wanting to watch that pap.

[Zombies!]

Originally Posted by Stubby Boardman

Right, there's no children in your house. Try turning on a baby show when there's a nine year old around. Try dealing with how stupid you feel when you want to watch Backyardigans while your child wants to watch Headline News.

That's when you pull out the "Go to your room" or "Go play outside" gambits, innit?