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Old 1st April 2009, 04:26 PM
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It isn't fucking Boxing Day anymore, you illegitimate daughter of a diseased haddock!
It is clearly 9:20am April 2nd. Why was I boxed, Giraffe? Hmm?
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:27 PM
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Because he thinks it's FUN.
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:27 PM
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It is clearly 9:20am April 2nd. Why was I boxed, Giraffe? Hmm?
Because you don't know how to tell time?
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:28 PM
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It's California time, baby. The whole world revolves around us.
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:28 PM
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No, the real answer is that Boxing Day goes by Pacific Daylight Time.
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:30 PM
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Because he thinks it's FUN.
Whatever. He probably just wants to torture me for his pleasure. Well go ahead, Giraffe. Do your worst. Violate my orifices with your prehensile tongue, I'll never talk. Moan, squeal, and quiver with pleasure, maybe, but never talk.
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No, the real answer is that Boxing Day goes by Pacific Daylight Time.

Pacific Daylight Time can suck my ass.
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:33 PM
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Whatever. He probably just wants to torture me for his pleasure. Well go ahead, Giraffe. Do your worst. Violate my orifices with your prehensile tongue, I'll never talk. Moan, squeal, and quiver with pleasure, maybe, but never talk.
No. You called me a haddock. :: pout ::
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No. You called me a haddock. :: pout ::
No, baby, you misunderstood my intentions. Diseased fish sex is a fetish of mine.
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Pacific Daylight Time can suck my ass.
Mine, too. Arizona has no truck with this ungodly time shifting. Half the year (now) we're in synch with CA, the other half we're in synch with Albuquerque.
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:37 PM
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But what of Colorado, man? WHAT OF COLORADO?!
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:39 PM
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Japanese Standard Time rocks all your socks in all your box.

Also, Colorado can blow me.

No, really, please?
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Old 1st April 2009, 04:46 PM
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I stuck back at the diseased fish porn.

:gags:

So didn't want that mental image.

I'm sure looking at Mrs. Paul's fish sticks dubiously too now.
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But what of Colorado, man? WHAT OF COLORADO?!

If I ever want to ski naked and do lots of cocaine I'll call you.
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Old 1st April 2009, 06:39 PM
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Wait, you can ski naked in Colorado?
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I'm sure looking at Mrs. Paul's fish dicks dubiously too now.
Fixed that for ya.
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Old 1st April 2009, 06:43 PM
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Wait, fish have dicks?

Wow, can one learn too many life-altering facts in one day? I hope not.
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I don't think anyone should ever look at Mrs. Paul's fish sticks in any way other than dubiously.
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But what of Colorado, man? WHAT OF COLORADO?!
We just pwnt Denver?
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Wait, you can ski naked in Colorado?

You can do just about anything naked, if you are quick and/or well armed enough.

Last night some fellows were fighting in the road by the RV. I went out and told them to knock it off, or I'd have to use some kung fu on them.

That seemed to scare em off.


Plus$*, I was completely naked and had a gun.


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The thread started off so cute, but now it's just ewww. You do it with fishes too? They're so tiny!
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Khampelf, no worries, Boxing Day rules don't apply here.
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Tiny rigid fish dicks are never seen in bulletin board forums pitting themselves for being a douchebag........ Yeah.
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Old 1st April 2009, 08:32 PM
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The thread started off so cute, but now it's just ewww. You do it with fishes too? They're so tiny!
Well, so is Giraffe.
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Khampelf, no worries, Boxing Day rules don't apply here.

I always remember what forum I'm in after the feverish edit.
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Well, so is Giraffe.
I wouldn't tell *him* that.
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I wouldn't tell *him* that.
Well of course not. He already knows it.
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I always remember what forum I'm in after the feverish edit.
Ah, fuck. I'm back. I'll catch my commas here, but not in GBB.
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♫♪ The easy way is to just copy-paste. Or you can memorize the unicode value and type it with Alt +XXXX (where the Xs are the unicode value). My computer's Japanese Input Method Editor allows me to type them in using Japanese words for the equivalent symbols. おんぷ = ♪ ほし = ☆ etc.
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The only unicode I remember is ALT+0176, which gives you a degree symbol. °

m°v°m

Kilroy was here.
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ALT+13 = ♪
ALT+14 = ♫

ALT+0153 = ™ (another of my faves)
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ALT+13 = ♪
ALT+14 = ♫

ALT+0153 = ™ (another of my faves)

Thanks, I'll add them to my repertoire.
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Is this the thread with the hairy fishnuts?
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Is this the thread with the hairy fishnuts?
No, that thread's two doors down and to your left.
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Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?
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Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?
It's eerie how immediately I recognized that as a Bloom County reference.
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It's eerie how immediately I recognized that as a Bloom County reference.
And to get an idea for how old that is, that was back when Hare Krishnas still roamed the airports.
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It is clearly 9:20am April 2nd. Why was I boxed, Giraffe? Hmm?
OI! poke poke poke

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