Al Gore accused of sexual harassment

[Zeener Diode]

Say it ain't so.

http://news.opb.org/article/7700-por...ormer-vp-gore/

[Doyle]

No charges will be filed due to lack of evidence. Sounds like more bullshit.

[Zeener Diode]

Strange how she waited this long.

[WednesdayAddams]

She didn't. She made a statement back in 2006, but didn't want to press charges. She waited a long time to change her mind, but she came forward early. She and her lawyer were just stupid about how they went about it:

Documents show the woman’s attorney approached police several weeks after the alleged attack, but she and her lawyer then missed three appointments with investigators.
Eventually, the woman’s lawyer told police his client didn't want a criminal investigation, and would pursue the matter in civil court.

So the civil thing likely didn't go anywhere and she decided to go through with the criminal proceedings. This has World's Worst Opportunist written all over it.

[Uthrecht]

Well, if she really was an opportunist about it, boy howdy did she pick the wrong target. I'm half-surprised that Al Gore didn't come trumpeting this when she first brought it up, claiming it as valid evidence of how salacious he is.

[Lord Blackmore]

Al needs to keep his internet creating, election losing, global warming penis is a lock box.

[Lungfish]

I expect that she'll turn up on Oprah soon.

[backyard]

Maybe he attacked her because she threw her coke can in the garbage.

Having said that, I want to impart that I'm an avid recycler, and therefore safe to give Al Gore a massage.

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

I'm doubtful. I really can't see Al Gore being animated enough to sexually harass anyone.

[wring]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

She didn't. She made a statement back in 2006, but didn't want to press charges. She waited a long time to change her mind, but she came forward early. She and her lawyer were just stupid about how they went about it:


So the civil thing likely didn't go anywhere and she decided to go through with the criminal proceedings. This has World's Worst Opportunist written all over it.

Showing up weeks later at the cop shop w/your lawyer doesn't feel right to me. I've read some of the details and if they'd happened, I'd have a tough time believing you'd wait 5 minutes. Problem w/waiting at all like that is that it's pretty near impossible for some one to defend themselves. Who the hell remembers details of a (to them) insignificant event weeks later>?

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

Maybe she's just claiming it so the republicans can pay her legal fees, fix her nose, and give her a makeover.

You'd be surprised what some people will do for a makeover!

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Lungfish

I expect that she'll turn up on Oprah soon.

Or on Glenn Beck.

[Wolf Larsen]

Al Gore has sex? Who knew!

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by Sleeps With Butterflies

Maybe she's just claiming it so the republicans can pay her legal fees, fix her nose, and give her a makeover.

You'd be surprised what some people will do for a makeover!

Wait, which is the before and which is the after? Because if she was going for the look on the right....eek.

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

Al Gore has sex? Who knew!

And thank you so much for that visual.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by I, Claudiot

Or on Glenn Beck.

Or hey, she could go on Meet the Press, 60 Minutes, Face The Nation and so on

Oops...my bad. I forgot that sexual harassment is only a problem when a conservative is accused. If the accusation isn't against a conservative, it's funny.

(PS--this isn't aimed at you guys--I know you well enough to know that you attack everyone. And I love ya for it. I'm talking about some meatspace friends, as well as the reaction in certain segments of the media)

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

Wait, which is the before and which is the after? Because if she was going for the look on the right....eek.



And thank you so much for that visual.

That seems unduly harsh, Wednes. I myself think it's the perfect look for, say, a night on the town or terrorizing Gotham.

[Uthrecht]

Well, specifically, if the accusation is against AL GORE, it's freakin' hilarious.

"GOREBOT, we hear that you have had an affair. Is this true?"

"YES, GOREBOT HAS MUCH FEELING, MUCH EMOTION. GOREBOT HAVE TOO MUCH LOVING FOR JUST ONE WOMAN, EVEN THOUGH GOREBOT LOVE WIFE VERY MUCH. WATCH GOREBOT KISS WIFE NOW."

[WednesdayAddams]

Oh, it's funny when conservatives are accused, too. Especially if it takes place in an airport bathroom stall.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Well, specifically, if the accusation is against AL GORE, it's freakin' hilarious.

"GOREBOT, we hear that you have had an affair. Is this true?"

"YES, GOREBOT HAS MUCH FEELING, MUCH EMOTION. GOREBOT HAVE TOO MUCH LOVING FOR JUST ONE WOMAN, EVEN THOUGH GOREBOT LOVE WIFE VERY MUCH. WATCH GOREBOT KISS WIFE NOW."

Helpful visual.

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

Originally Posted by Fenris

Oops...my bad. I forgot that sexual harassment is only a problem when a conservative is accused. If the accusation isn't against a conservative, it's funny.

I'll admit that it is MORE funny when a conservative is accused. I mean, the whole "We are the moral foundation of this country!" and the pretending they are about family values makes it THAT much more delicious when they step in the bigger dogturds of life.

Bonus points if the "straight" ones have homosexual dabblings.

[Zeener Diode]

This just in: Two more allegations against Gore have surfaced.

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Fenris

Or hey, she could go on Meet the Press, 60 Minutes, Face The Nation and so on

Oops...my bad. I forgot that sexual harassment is only a problem when a conservative is accused. If the accusation isn't against a conservative, it's funny.

(PS--this isn't aimed at you guys--I know you well enough to know that you attack everyone. And I love ya for it. I'm talking about some meatspace friends, as well as the reaction in certain segments of the media)

Impeachment of a President not serious enough for you?

"What a whiner!"
--Capt. Mal Reynolds.

[Lazlo]

Originally Posted by I, Claudiot

Impeachment of a President not serious enough for you?

"What a whiner!"
--Capt. Mal Reynolds.

I thought he was impeached because he lied under oath and not because of his sexual capers.

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Lazlo

I thought he was impeached because he lied under oath and not because of his sexual capers.

I know. I really, really value that in you.

[Lazlo]

Ah. Condescension is so becoming from someone not worthy of respect to begin with. You've proven you know fuck-all about shooting a gun (Revolver triggers throwing off your aim? Pu-leaze. Only if you can't shoot and even then it's still a huge stretch.), so my asking a sincere question was hopelessly optimistic.

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Lazlo

Ah. Condescension is so becoming from someone not worthy of respect to begin with. You've proven you know fuck-all about shooting a gun (Revolver triggers throwing off your aim? Pu-leaze. Only if you can't shoot and even then it's still a huge stretch.), so my asking a sincere question was hopelessly optimistic.

Thank you. I love your transition from doe-eyed innocence to surly assholery. It's like watching "The Incredible Hulk," only boring.

[Lazlo]

Mirrors must be a hoot. Oh wait, there's no transformation involved in 100% assholery, is there?

[WednesdayAddams]

Um...We are still discussing Al Gore, here, right guys?

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Lazlo

Mirrors must be a hoot. Oh wait, there's no transformation involved in 100% assholery, is there?

Nope, I'm consistent. And I don't lie about my "serious questions."

[WednesdayAddams]

Okay, those posts were far enough between that the clue didn't drop, we'll go ahead and make it

mod note: Insults here are fine. I employ them frequently myself. In the context of the conversation. These are not in context. Zeener introduced more information, we went sideways from there. So please: keep it in context.[/mod note]

[I, Claudiot]

[Deleted 'coz I got busted.]

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

This just in: Two more allegations against Gore have surfaced.

That makes the original story a bit more believable. I bet Al wishes he had his 'boring' tag back. Seriously, though: 'Take care of this.'?

[Zeener Diode]

I was skeptical when I learned the source of the new allegations is a tabloid, but it appears the msm is picking it up.

[ivylass]

The National Enquirer can be sleazy, but a blind squirrel does find an acorn every once in awhile. They broke the John Edwards Not My Baby thing, as well as the Lewinsky Blue Dress.

[backyard]

I would hesitate to jump to verifying this just yet...they didn't come out until someone else did, which can be seen two ways: either they felt safe because someone else came out about it first or they saw an opportunity to jump on some sort of possible money wagon or fame wagon or what have you.

Apparently Tipper didn't give very good massages.

[Chacoguy]

[QUOTE=WednesdayAddams;417157]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Seriously, though: 'Take care of this.'?

The man isn't Barry White.

[backyard]

[QUOTE=Chacoguy;417260]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

The man isn't Barry White.

Or is he? Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Know why?

[Kismet68]

Guilty or not, I long for the day when people stop assuming MTs are prostitutes. Maybe it'll happen when prostitutes stop advertising as MTs.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Kismet68

Guilty or not, I long for the day when people stop assuming MTs are prostitutes. Maybe it'll happen when prostitutes stop advertising as MTs.

FWIW Kismet, I'd go to a LMT before I'd go to a prostitute. A nice, long, full-body rubdown beats a 2-minute romp with a cheap hooker any day.

Dammit! No matter how I phrase that it still sounds dirty!

[backyard]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

FWIW Kismet, I'd go to a LMT before I'd go to a prostitute. A nice, long, full-body rubdown beats a 2-minute romp with a cheap hooker any day.

Dammit! No matter how I phrase that it still sounds dirty!

How do you know, Zeener? Have you done a comparison study?

[I, Claudiot]

Originally Posted by Kismet68

Guilty or not, I long for the day when people stop assuming MTs are prostitutes. Maybe it'll happen when prostitutes stop advertising as MTs.

True. In Germany the prostitutes advertise as "models."

[Myriam Benraad]

There's nothing wrong with powerful men having a lot of women, it's perfectly natural. We should go back to when the number and beauty of your concubines was a status symbol.

[Anacanapuna]

Since nobody bothered to answer Lazlo's question, and because I believe it deserves a valid response: Laz, buddy, we have to forgive the American people for their drone-like simplification of a complex constitutional machination. President Bill was impeached because he lied -- not just under oath, but also to the American people -- about his sexual hijinks. Frankly, I think he deserved the impeachment because he should have known that the Pubbies practically slobbered all over themselves at the prospect of legally pillorying him for months because of his sexual proclivities. Yes, he was impeached for lying -- about sex. And the only thing the American people ever heard during that entire process was SEX! SSSEEEEXXXXX!!!!

Seriously, the Great Unwashed are (1) that simplistic and (2) that obsessed with sex, and the American Media Machine not only knows that, it promotes it for ratings bonanzas whenever possible. For those two reasons, we must forgive Claudiot his rantings; he misunderstood the fundamental issue for the same reason most Americans did.

[Lazlo]

Thanks, 'Puna. You know how I feel about this country's attitude about sex, so Clinton's lying is the only thing that bothered me. If he had come clean up front, I would have had a lot of respect for him.

[Anacanapuna]

Originally Posted by Lazlo

Thanks, 'Puna. You know how I feel about this country's attitude about sex.

As I recall, you're for it, but most of the country is against it, unless they're the ones having it.

[SmartAleq]

One down, two to go.

Portland Police and the Multnomah County District Attorney's office have cleared Al Gore of criminal wrongdoing in the sex assault case filed by masseuse Molly Hagerty.

"After evaluating the materials submitted by PPB I have concluded that I agree with the assessment that a sustainable criminal case does not exist," said District Attorney Michael D. Schrunk, in a statement.

ETA: More comprehensive link, including a link to a PDF of the police report.

DEFICIENCIES IN THE CASE:

1. Ms. Hagerty, who has red hair, states she called Mr. Gore immediately following the alleged incident and told him to "dream of redheaded women" seemingly in contradiction to her assertions that she was terrified of Mr. Gore. Two days after the alleged incident Ms. Hagerty also sent an email to the Hotel Lucia stating that she appreciated the business referrals she received from the hotel. She did not mention any problem with Mr. Gore;

2. Witnesses at the hotel where the alleged incident occurred state they do not remember seeing or hearing anything unusual---directly contradicting Ms. Hagerty’s published claim in the July 12, 2010 of the National Enquirer that she was "shaking and in shock" and "rushed down the hall and to the lobby where the front desk clerk noticed she was upset was asked if she was OK";

3. Forensic testing of pants retained by Ms. Hagerty as possible evidence are negative for the presence of seminal fluid;

4. Ms. Hagerty has not provided as repeatedly requested medical records she claims are related to the case;

5. Ms. Hagerty has also failed to provide other records related to the case;

6. Ms. Hagerty failed a polygraph examination;

7. It appears Ms. Hagerty was paid by the National Enquirer for her story; and

8. Mr. Gore voluntarily met with detectives and denied all of the allegations.

[GoSmoke]

I find the fact that Al Gore sexually harassed anyone absolutely repugnant.

[SmartAleq]

Luckily there's no such fact--your gag reflex is safe.

[GoSmoke]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Luckily there's no such fact--your gag reflex is safe.

Thank God. When I first heard about it I really thought I was going to heave.

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

8. Mr. Gore voluntarily met with detectives and denied all of the allegations.

Oh. He denied it. Well that's okay, then. I mean, obviously if he sexually harassed someone, being Al Gore, he would totally admit it.