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Old 27th August 2010, 03:09 PM
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Who should be boxed? Scissorjack or YOUR MUM.
I have been watching Scissorjack YOUR MUMMING all over the boards this morning. This crime, so close upon the heels of an appallingly bad KNOICK! KNOICK! joke about a colostomy bag in chate leads me to believe that our favourite New Zealander is overdue for a boxing where he can quietly sit in the corner and think about what he did.

But then... YOUR MUM!

So YOU decide! Who should be boxed? Scissorah or Your Mum? Reasoning appreciated.
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:09 PM
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This is easy! MY MUM IS ALREADY IN A BOX !!! So I say Mum Scissory!.

Wait I forgot to actually vote.
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Which box would you like to be in now, the one next to the Pit or YOUR MUM?
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:16 PM
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My mum is a pile of ashes Scissory. NOW YOU'VE MADE ME THINK OF MUM YOU BAD BAD MAN

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Quick! Someone change NinetyWt's vote while she's emotional.
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:23 PM
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:24 PM
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:32 PM
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Yes! thren is a truly horrible person, box her too.
People! This poll isn't about whether or not I should be boxed, rather, Scissorjack! For his crimes against humanity. And your mum.

Box him now! Every vote counts!
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Old 27th August 2010, 03:32 PM
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Whoa, did this thread just get totally quiet, or what?
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Oh yes, box that pesky Your Mum character. She's givin' randy ol' whores like me a bad name. :scratches crotch:
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This crime, so close upon the heels of an appallingly bad KNOICK! KNOICK! joke about a colostomy bag in chate leads me to believe that our favourite New Zealander is overdue for a boxing where he can quietly sit in the corner and think about what he did.
I looked in the Chat Thread and this joke is not there. I must know this joke. Please allow SJ to tell this joke prior to Boxing him. Thank you.

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When y'all decide who's getting boxed, let me know.
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This Scissorjack fellow is quite the insolent young fellow. I feel he has been a bad influence on all of you and should be grounded.
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When y'all decide who's getting boxed, let me know.
Well, threnody is threatening to have Scissorjack tell this joke in chat. I believe the pair of them should be Boxed before it can spread here.
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Box 'em all and let God sort it out.
You are next, Jeff, next after Scissorah.

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When y'all decide who's getting boxed, let me know.
O it will be Scissorjack. Mark my words.

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I looked in the Chat Thread and this joke is not there. I must know this joke. Please allow SJ to tell this joke prior to Boxing him. Thank you.

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Rigs - you will have to hear it from the man himself. My typing just wouldn't do it justice.


PS. Scissorjack. This is sweet sweet revenge for most of the chate quote thread.
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Well, I never!

After all I have done for you! Just you wait until your father gets home young lady!
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Don't make call for your boxing as well, dude.
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I have it on good authority that your mum is a huge whore.
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As a simple, titleless Charter Member, I think I can speak for the layposters here when I call for a vicious, brutal Boxing for everyone that has posted in this thread, staff included.

A horrible, Bloody Boxing Friday is really the only solution to this intractable problem.
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Box Giraffe! He keeps trying to make me mate with his toaster oven.

HEY DINGUS ! I [CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN WITH YOUR TOASTER OVEN! WE'RE THE SAME POLARITY* OK??












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Box 'em all and let God sort it out.
I think this perfectly answers the question 'WWXD?' Who the hell let the footware in here?
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I have it on good authority that your mum is a huge whore.
And just WHOM did you learn that FILTHY language from young man? There is some carbolic soap in your immediate future if you do not still your tongue!
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And just WHOM did you learn that FILTHY language from young man? There is some carbolic soap in your immediate future if you do not still your tongue!

YOU TELL HIM, YOUR MUM!!!
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And just WHOM did you learn that FILTHY language from young man? There is some carbolic soap in your immediate future if you do not still your tongue!
Hey, I didn't say it! But I can go up to almost anyone and say "hey, do you know who's a huge whore?" and to a person they'll say "your mum".
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Well, I never!

After all I have done for you! Just you wait until your father gets home young lady!
OH SHIT!!!

I didn't know you were a real person!!!! I thought they were just goofing on all the "your mum" posts Scissor made..WHOOPSIE!!!!
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And just WHOM did you learn that FILTHY language from young man?
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I am terribly ashamed that I have raised such insolent little monkeys. Obviously I have been too soft on you all!

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I have it on good authority that your mum is a huge whore.
Now you have Sean Connery (snl style) stuck in my head!!

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One’s a sick duck…I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

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Get out from beneath that bed this instant young lady. Do not make the mistake of thinking I shall not hitch up my skirts and climb under there to fetch you out!
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And just WHOM did you learn that FILTHY language from young man? There is some carbolic soap in your immediate future if you do not still your tongue!
Bitch, I will cut you with the fury of a thousand enraged sleepses. Then I will pee in your butt with the urine of a thousand drunken buffs, until pee rains out of your thousand cuts.
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