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Old 4th May 2009, 10:19 AM
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Has anybody. . .
. . . heard from Solfy? I haven't seen any of her posts lately and was hoping she's wasn't kidnapped by gypsies and forced into life as an indentured sex worker.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:20 AM
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I think we need a new forum for all these missing peep-holes.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:22 AM
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No, no one has heard from her and no one cares. Nobody really liked her and we were all just doing that awkward thing where we avoid eye contact and wait for her to leave the room.

We'll call you New Solfy.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:28 AM
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We'll call you New Solfy.
Doesn't count unless you plant a flag in her. Make sure to kill off any indigenous inhabitants.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:30 AM
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. . . heard from Solfy? I haven't seen any of her posts lately and was hoping she's wasn't kidnapped by gypsies and forced into life as an indentured sex worker.
She's been worth every penny the gypsies charged, and she hardly ever cries any more.
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I'm just unsure how she'd feel if I claimed her in the name of Queen Isabella.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:31 AM
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I'm just unsure how she'd feel if I claimed her in the name of Queen Isabella.
From what I've heard about Issie, she might not mind.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:32 AM
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Someone told me her boy shorts ripped while she was pole dancing. She will probably be back after she gets new ones.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:35 AM
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Someone told me her boy shorts ripped while she was pole dancing. She will probably be back after she gets new ones.
Not going anywhere.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:35 AM
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Huh, 4.5 posts per day she's got to be around here somewheres . . .
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:42 AM
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(Looking under the desk.)

Nope, not here.
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:43 AM
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I'm going to be away from my computer for the next couple of hours. If anybody needs me, just leave a message. (If it's an emergency, I'm sure Seven can figure out my phone number.)
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Old 4th May 2009, 10:46 AM
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All these people disappearing and I swear that giraffe looks much fatter than it did yesterday
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:17 AM
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Maybe he's pining for the Serengeti.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:18 AM
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Giraffes only eat baby meat.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:27 AM
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Babies out there, too.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:37 AM
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Babies aren't even good without Tabasco.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:48 AM
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The second best thing about baby meat is it needs no tenderization.

The best part is, you can still tenderize them if you want to.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:51 AM
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And since they're babies, they don't have to suffer in those little cages too long before they're slaughtered.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:52 AM
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Cages? Free-roam babies are the way to go.
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Old 4th May 2009, 11:59 AM
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Herd 'em with ferrets.
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Old 4th May 2009, 12:03 PM
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Herd 'em with ferrets.
Only until you save up enough cash to buy a thresher.
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Old 4th May 2009, 12:05 PM
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There's plenty of cheap labor there.
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