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Old 19th December 2011, 12:51 PM
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"Jesus is the Answer" Says the Bumper Sticker
Now, I've seen this around, and today I saw it on the slow-out-of-the-light-turning-green car in front of me, which led to thoughts about what the question might be to which "Jesus" is the answer.

"What do I usually say upon stubbing my toe?"

"What is the first word uttered by 50% of people at the start of the Big O?"

"When I hear Christmas music in stores in September, what name do I take in vain?"

You?
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Old 19th December 2011, 01:07 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 01:08 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 01:55 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 02:55 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 03:06 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 03:06 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 03:19 PM
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Who put the "bop" in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? Who put the "ram" in the ramalamadingdong?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washwoman went west?

Who moved my cheese?

Who is John Galt?

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Who killed the Kennedys?

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Who...does...Number 2...work for?

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Old 19th December 2011, 03:25 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 04:02 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 04:05 PM
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"Jesus is the Avenger" is what I read.
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Old 19th December 2011, 04:31 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 04:45 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 05:01 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 06:05 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 06:50 PM
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Old 19th December 2011, 06:52 PM
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What does Wisconsin export that gets it labeled "the Dairy State"?
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Old 19th December 2011, 06:59 PM
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"Jesus is the Avenger" is what I read.
That's Jesus Steed.
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Old 19th December 2011, 07:01 PM
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"Jesus is the Avenger" is what I read.
That's Jesus Steed.
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Old 20th December 2011, 05:30 AM
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But what about Jesus Peel? (or is that some new skin-care regimen I don't want to know about?)
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Old 20th December 2011, 10:42 AM
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What does Wisconsin export that gets it labeled "the Dairy State"?
We all pray for the blessings of Cheesehead Jesus.
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Old 20th December 2011, 10:46 AM
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Old 20th December 2011, 10:50 AM
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Old 20th December 2011, 12:24 PM
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Old 20th December 2011, 12:42 PM
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Old 20th December 2011, 01:47 PM
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The question was:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
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Old 18th January 2012, 09:19 AM
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Old 18th January 2012, 11:37 AM
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Old 18th January 2012, 11:41 AM
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Old 18th January 2012, 05:30 PM
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Old 18th January 2012, 06:31 PM
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Old 18th January 2012, 06:34 PM
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Old 18th January 2012, 06:41 PM
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Old 19th January 2012, 02:55 AM
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Please state your answer in the form of a question.
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Old 19th January 2012, 05:11 AM
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Who put the "bop" in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? Who put the "ram" in the ramalamadingdong?
Who put the "hot" in a Hottentot? Who put the "ape" in an apricot? What do you got that I don't got, and can keep it?
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Old 19th January 2012, 05:12 AM
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Old 19th January 2012, 05:38 AM
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Old 19th January 2012, 11:10 AM
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Old 19th January 2012, 11:25 AM
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I'm sick of you assholes.
If you find the messiah jokes a little too over-the-top, I could drop back and dust off some prophet jokes. I might have one about Habakkuk.

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Sounds like "Hey Zues!"
He's the one that built the canal, right?
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Old 19th January 2012, 04:41 PM
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