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Old 20th April 2012, 09:57 AM
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who are they?

they say lots of things. they want us to think things. they are behind all conspiracies. who are they?
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Old 20th April 2012, 09:59 AM
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Depends on which they you mean? The voices in my head? The Jewish oligarchy that secretly rules the world? The one that put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? Who?
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:01 AM
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:11 AM
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The New World Order and The Illuminati are the usual suspects.
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:16 AM
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they say lots of things. they want us to think things. they are behind all conspiracies. who are they?
where are they?
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:20 AM
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:27 AM
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:40 AM
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They let the dogs out. They denied it, but we all know it's true.
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:45 AM
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I heard they might be giants.
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Old 20th April 2012, 10:54 AM
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They make us feel indebted for saving us from hell. Then they put us through it, its time the bastards fell.
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Old 20th April 2012, 11:18 AM
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Old 20th April 2012, 12:45 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 12:52 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 12:53 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 01:49 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 02:00 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 02:11 PM
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who are they?

They Live.
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Old 20th April 2012, 06:06 PM
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Old 20th April 2012, 07:21 PM
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The nice thing about imaginary enemies is that they can be whatever one wants them to be.

Rather handy, if you think about it.
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Old 20th April 2012, 07:24 PM
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They're coming to take me away.
That stupid song won't go away.

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Old 20th April 2012, 08:27 PM
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Old 21st April 2012, 08:41 AM
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Old 21st April 2012, 11:09 AM
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Why I oughta..../stooges.
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Old 21st April 2012, 11:34 AM
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Well, if you knew who they were, that'd take all the fun out of it, wouldn't it?
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Old 21st April 2012, 04:36 PM
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But you just wait.
They'll find you yet.
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Old 21st April 2012, 06:51 PM
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They said it would only hurt for a little while.

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Old 21st April 2012, 06:52 PM
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People think that "they" are the various factions of the Illuminati. This includes the various factions of the Illuminati. Actually they are ruled by a much deeper group.

Who aren't even remotely human.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 08:46 AM
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Clog dancers?
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Old 22nd April 2012, 01:32 PM
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Old 22nd April 2012, 07:11 PM
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wutza morrisdancer?
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Old 22nd April 2012, 07:12 PM
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Old 22nd April 2012, 09:00 PM
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Old 23rd April 2012, 12:54 AM
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Kinda like Phil dancers - I mean clog dancers, only with bells.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 04:26 AM
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Morris dancers drink more.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 05:13 AM
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Why I oughta..../stooges.
...be your dog /stooges
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Old 23rd April 2012, 05:14 AM
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Why I oughta..../stooges.
...be your dog /stooges
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Old 23rd April 2012, 06:26 AM
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Depends on which they you mean? The voices in my head? The Jewish oligarchy that secretly rules the world? The one that put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? Who?
I hate this conspiracy theory. Any Jewish oligarchy would fall apart in 5 minutes as we get into flame wars over who is a true oligarch, which really means who is a true Jew, which ACTUALLY means whose rabbi is a true rabbi. The Internet's flame wars are a weak imitation of the originals.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 06:30 AM
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There is only One True Rabbi, He Who Always Wins, and that's Bugs Bunny.

Wait. Rabbit. I meant Rabbit.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 06:45 AM
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There is only One True Rabbi, He Who Always Wins, and that's Bugs Bunny.
What's up, Doc. This is the whole Joke. The rest is commentary.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 06:52 AM
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There is only One True Rabbi, He Who Always Wins, and that's Bugs Bunny.
What's up, Doc. This is the whole Joke. The rest is commentary.
Gotta believe in something.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 01:43 PM
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If Bugs Bunny were Jewish, would he go to a bunny rabbi?

(That's almost a joke, but not quite...)
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Old 23rd April 2012, 02:35 PM
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Silly rabbi. Trix are for goyim.
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