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Old 12th December 2009, 10:09 AM
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Giraffe, are you creating your own Lullabye League? Or Lollipop Guild?
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Old 12th December 2009, 10:51 AM
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6'3". I shot up so quickly in 6th grade that I developed a bunch of stretch marks. When people saw them, it looked like I'd been whipped or caned, and they thought I was beaten at home.

I used to be the tallest person I know, and now there are freshmen (freshmen!) here at the university who tower over me. That ain't right! My advisor is about 6'7". He's also the runt of his family.
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Old 12th December 2009, 10:54 AM
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Hey. me, too. (I once dated a guy who was over a foot taller than me)
Damn you, wring! You and all your short friends! You were always taking the tall guys which left me at an eighth grade dance with someone a foot shorter than I am.

Not that I still have anxiety about it or anything . . . but let's just say any voodoo dolls I make are very, very short!
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:01 AM
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Giraffe, are you creating your own Lullabye League? Or Lollipop Guild?
Murderous Moppets is probably more accurate.
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:04 AM
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Damn you, wring! You and all your short friends! You were always taking the tall guys which left me at an eighth grade dance with someone a foot shorter than I am.

Not that I still have anxiety about it or anything . . . but let's just say any voodoo dolls I make are very, very short!
sorry- if it helps, Snookie is only abou 5'8', but son is 6'2"
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:05 AM
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Murderous Moppets
Who's starting the Social Group?
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:09 AM
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Who would join?
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:18 AM
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Vicious circle or trick question? Decide amongst yourselves.
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:47 AM
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Hey. me, too. (I once dated a guy who was over a foot taller than me)
wow. shortest one of the bunch and I get left out. Overlooked as usual.

My last boyfriend was 6'2", which put him at 17" taller than me.

That being said, I don't much mind being short. It only really sucks when stupid people think it's funny to hold stuff up over their heads like I'm a trained puppy who is going to jump for it. Bastards.
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:56 AM
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Did...did you just measure yourself in Angstroms?
Yeah, but reading the ruler is kind of a bitch. And the metric system being all 10s doesn't help if you can't remember how many 10s you need.

Since we're talking about family members now, the pediatrician told my mom that my sister and I would both be 5'9". I'm 5'7" and she's 5'11". We average out right, I guess. Kinda sucked when she outgrew me (or, more accurately, when she noticed that she'd outgrown me) and I got some payback for all the pushing around I'd done.
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Old 13th December 2009, 04:58 PM
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6' 2" here. I find it somewhat amusing when I find someone claiming 6-3 or 6-4, where I'm obviously taller than they are. My brothers are 6' 1" and 6' 4".
6' here, and yeah, I'm always amused when someone will tell me that they're 6' tall ... yet somehow I'm taller than them.

I think it's a guy thing, because I've never seen women do it. "I'm 5'7" - better round that up to 6'. Nobody will notice."
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Old 13th December 2009, 06:23 PM
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6' here, and yeah, I'm always amused when someone will tell me that they're 6' tall ... yet somehow I'm taller than them.

I think it's a guy thing, because I've never seen women do it. "I'm 5'7" - better round that up to 6'. Nobody will notice."

Hmmm. I've noticed that my hubby claims 6'1", but is always a couple of inches taller than other guys who claim they're 6'1"! I figured he was actually 6'3" and just hadn't been measured since he was a teenager.
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Old 13th December 2009, 06:43 PM
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My hubby is 6' 1", but my Dad was 6' 2". My hubby always seemed taller, though, because Dad had this gut and shorter legs, and he wore his pants under his tummy. I had to see them side by side to really picture Daddy as taller. This all changed for me when he got sick and lost weight, including his gut. He suddenly looked really tall, especially since he was a tall old guy--of all the health problems he had, osteoporosis was not one of them. Also, he rarely stood up, so when he did it was startling. Sometimes it's just a matter of perspective.
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Old 13th December 2009, 07:33 PM
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That being said, I don't much mind being short. It only really sucks when stupid people think it's funny to hold stuff up over their heads like I'm a trained puppy who is going to jump for it. Bastards.
Taser. Taser to the testiculars or to the kidneys, whatever's handy. Tasers are our friends, a postmodern, 21st century Emily Post for the masses.

Himself is one of those who claim to be taller than he is--I measured him myself at 5'11", but I've heard him claim he's 6'2" on more than one occasion. That is so dumb, especially when he'd claim six foot plus TO ME! Hey, dumbass, I MEASURED YOU!!! I made his clothes, there isn't a dimension on the man unknown to me, yet he'd still try to bullshit me about his height. Shoulda paid attention.
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Old 13th December 2009, 07:40 PM
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Quite a lot of girls who are 5'10 to sex feet even.
Quite the Freudian slit there.
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Old 13th December 2009, 07:53 PM
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That being said, I don't much mind being short. It only really sucks when stupid people think it's funny to hold stuff up over their heads like I'm a trained puppy who is going to jump for it. Bastards.
But then, you're in the perfect position for crotch punching.
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Old 14th December 2009, 03:21 AM
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5'7 which is a bit short for a guy, but not that much so it's no big deal. I don't feel particularly short, just not tall. I think statistically the average in the UK is about 5'8.5 or something so I'm not that far off.
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Old 14th December 2009, 06:31 AM
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I'm 6'4". People regularly ask me to get things down from high places.

The cubicle walls at my office are 6' so we are not to have anything taller than that. The jokes about chopping my legs off at my knees get old...
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Old 14th December 2009, 07:01 AM
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I'm 6'3". Have been since I was 14/15 years old. I've grown outwards since then, though.
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Old 14th December 2009, 08:51 AM
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I'm 5'8" (173 cm) which makes me the tallest person in my wee little family where the guys are around 5'5"-5'6" and the gals are 5'2"-5'4".

I heard not too long ago that the American averages were 5'9 1/2" for men and 5'4" for women and that average Canadians are 5'11" for men and 5'5 1/2" for women. I'm not sure why Canadians would be taller, on average, than Americans, since we all come from more or less the same stock. I just write it off to the same thing that makes Canadians live two years longer and have more sex than Americans.
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Old 14th December 2009, 09:08 AM
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I'm 5'8" and upset that I'm not 6' like the doctor predicted when I was little. That's still the cut-off between average and tall for women, but I'd have liked another inch or 4. I get a little freaked out if a woman is substantially taller than me, though, because that's generally unusual.
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Old 14th December 2009, 09:16 AM
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I just write it off to the same thing that makes Canadians live two years longer and have more sex than Americans.
It's got to be the socialized medicine.
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Old 14th December 2009, 10:10 AM
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I just write it off to the same thing that makes Canadians live two years longer and have more sex than Americans.
Canadians have more sex because they have two extra years to have it in.
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Old 14th December 2009, 10:12 AM
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Because they're two inches taller. Which means, the taller you are, the more sex you get. However, if you divide it by height, it all evens out.
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Old 14th December 2009, 05:52 PM
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But then, you're in the perfect position for crotch punching.
I tend to be non-violent (no laughter from the peanut gallery, please), but he DID learn pretty damn quickly that it was fairly easy to bring him to his knees with a quick tug to the armpit hair.
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Old 15th December 2009, 04:30 PM
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