Giraffes are Purty!

[taters]

Wow! I must say Giraffe wears some ritzy duds!

<a href="http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/12/01/fashion-fails-im-a-well-dressed-giraffe-what/"><img src='http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/e5c26129-8e20-4dcb-b726-4a07b28896ea.jpg' title="fashion fails - giraffes really cleaned up nice." alt="fashion fails - I'm a Well Dressed Giraffe, What?!" height="604px" width="340px" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://poorlydressed.failblog.org">Poorly Dressed</a>

[Wolf Larsen]

Link fail.

[Panacea]

http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/20...-giraffe-what/

[taters]

Sorry about that.

Thanks, NinetyWt!

[Kat]

Were you shooting for a link or an image? Just a link wouldn't have to be in here.

[severe delays]

The tagline "Sometimes giraffes get invited to fancy parties…this is one of those times." slays me. Poor Giraffe. He hardly ever gets invited to fancy parties.

[Wolf Larsen]

In an interesting note, an unfiltered search for "giraffe anus" turns up many pictures, some that seem to have nothing to do with either giraffes or anii, but no actual pictures of a giraffe's anus.

[jali]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

In an interesting note, an unfiltered search for "giraffe anus" turns up many pictures, some that seem to have nothing to do with either giraffes or anii, but no actual pictures of a giraffe's anus.

In an interesting note, Wolf Larsen searched for giraffe anii.

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by jali

In an interesting note, Wolf Larsen searched for giraffe anii.

One never knows when one will suddenly need a picture of a giraffe anus and it is best to be prepared.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

One never knows when one will suddenly need a picture of a giraffe anus and it is best to be prepared.

I couldn't agree more.

[LorieSmurf]

So how is one supposed to find a picture of a giraffe anus when you do an honest to god search and can't find one? I'm damn curious now about giraffe anii. And that scares me a little.

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by LorieSmurf

So how is one supposed to find a picture of a giraffe anus when you do an honest to god search and can't find one? I'm damn curious now about giraffe anii. And that scares me a little.

The internet is a marvelous thing, we can worry about so many new things.

The next time I go to the zoo, I'll watch the giraffes closely. Maybe I can get a picture.

[jali]

Giraffe butt.

[Wolf Larsen]

Originally Posted by jali

Giraffe butt.

Well done!

[Paul in Qatar]

[BJMoose]

Now, that's damned funny. Probably faked, but funny.

[jayjay]

Originally Posted by jali

Giraffe butt.

"Do these spots make my butt look fat?"

[eleanorigby]

Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen

The next time I go to the zoo, I'll watch the giraffes closely. Maybe I can get a picture.

The last time I was at the zoo, I got to watch giraffes attempt to mate. I say attempt because the Male while obviously "ready", had difficulty mounting the not all that cooperative female. Giraffe penis is looooonnng and black. There was a curiously graceful awkwardness about the whole thing.

What I found hilarious was my husband. He reacted to this very natural act like a Victorian matron. He even got shrill when I said I wanted to stay and watch. He went so far as to pluck at my sleeve and pull my arm to get me to come away.

I've never been back to the zoo because if I can't watch animals mating, what's the point? And so a fetish is born..... hehehehhehehehehehehe.

[brownie55]

He was probably intimidated.

[Squink]

Giraffe will never be a Tuba diva:


Here's an instrument he can play:

[Paul in Qatar]

[drewbert]

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[Paul in Qatar]

Sometimes taxidermy can dominate a room. Today's NYT

[Mako]

You sods. Here is a baby Giraffe at Whipsnade;



Squee!

[threnody]

Originally Posted by Mako

You sods. Here is a baby Giraffe at Whipsnade;
Squee!

O VERY SQUEE

Here is a happy baby giraffe.

[Veb]

A brand new baby giraffe, born over the weekend at the Cincinnati Zoo:

Snuggling and nuzzling ain't easy when your neck is 8 feet long:

Who can resist a face like this?

[Veb]

Well, shit. So much for that linkage fail. Check out the zoo's baby 'raffe Facebook album.

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by threnody

Here is a happy baby giraffe.

GIRAFFESQUEE!

[Paul in Qatar]

Look! It's not a Duck! Look!

[Sybarite]

Proving that giraffes are, indeed, dicks.

[LurkMeister]

[Paul in Qatar]

Gemina (July 16, 1986 – January 9, 2008) (pronounced Jeh-MEE-nah)[1] was a 12-foot-tall Baringo giraffe[2] who lived in the Santa Barbara Zoo in Santa Barbara, California ... Gemina lived an almost-normal life for a zoo giraffe,[2] except that she had to be fed separately; her keepers noted that her tongue was shorter than those of the other giraffes, and she did not have peripheral vision to the same extent that normal giraffes do. The zoo cited her as an inspiration for disabled children