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Old 28th June 2013, 05:46 AM
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Old 28th June 2013, 05:48 AM
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Super groovy! I'm like totally mellow.

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Old 28th June 2013, 06:04 AM
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Super groovy! I'm like totally mellow.

Howsabout you?
Good, glad to hear it. Just making sure. If there's anything you need, feel free to ask.

BTW, your new rules are splendid and I agree with each and every one of them. Fully.
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Old 28th June 2013, 08:26 AM
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So... Fenris is a Dudley sock. Huh. Didn't see that coming.
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Old 28th June 2013, 08:53 AM
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Fenris is a monster. Nobody should talk to him.
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Old 28th June 2013, 01:47 PM
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Scary monster? Superfreak? Keeps you running, running scared?
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Old 28th June 2013, 01:56 PM
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Fenris is a monster. Nobody should talk to him.

There is a kernel of truth there, but I think we should get an honest dialogue going.

I haven't done a statistical analysis, but it seems the Giraffe/Fenris split is echoed in the Bread/pizza divide.

Poor, poor pizzafarians, it's not their fault, and there is nothing wrong with it. I have decided that it isn't quite the disruption of the social fabric to allow them to walk among us

Let's put aside our differences, siblings. We can help you pizza people.
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Old 28th June 2013, 02:15 PM
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Superfreak?
He's superfreakin, yow!
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Old 29th June 2013, 04:53 PM
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I like monsters.
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Old 29th June 2013, 05:30 PM
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Shut up, Yu-Gi-Oh! player.
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Old 29th June 2013, 05:51 PM
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Poor, poor pizzafarians, it's not their fault,
I assume that pizzafartians can't help it. Their moms probably ate lead paint chips and drank thalidomide.
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Old 29th June 2013, 08:15 PM
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All Pizza is bread. I wanna be a pan-carb Unitarian here. Just hug it out, people.

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Old 30th June 2013, 10:07 AM
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I approve. I think an influx of hippies would be demographically in favor of breadism.

Pizza has meat on it, man. Bad karma.
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Old 30th June 2013, 10:51 AM
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Old 30th June 2013, 10:55 AM
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Not all pizza has meat on it. There are some damn good veggie pizzas out there.
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Old 30th June 2013, 11:28 AM
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Not all pizza has meat on it. There are some damn good veggie pizzas out there.
But all pizza shares a karmic debt for all the pizza related slaughter over the ages.

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Old 30th June 2013, 11:31 AM
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Then that means that all you misguided breadites should be paying reparations for all the centuries of ox oppression, pulling all those plows and carts and stuff.
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Old 30th June 2013, 02:14 PM
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Then that means that all you misguided breadites should be paying reparations for all the centuries of ox oppression, pulling all those plows and carts and stuff.
Nope. Gotta pin that one on Jehovah. "In the sweat of thy face shall you earn your bread."

ETA - Fuck the oxen, you can't care about everything. They were repaid in kine.
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Old 30th June 2013, 03:32 PM
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Ham it up why don't you. Mushroom go on like this? Pizza to stop the pun madness!

gracious me, those are awful.
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Old 30th June 2013, 06:10 PM
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Yes. Those are atrocious. Do not attempt this again.


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Old 30th June 2013, 09:21 PM
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Ham it up why don't you. Mushroom go on like this? Pizza to stop the pun madness!

gracious me, those are awful.
I never sauce getting into a punfight, Stormie. You get this one, I used up all my pizza puns in another thread. Just once again another reason to be a breadite.
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Old 1st July 2013, 03:30 AM
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Why no bread jokes? I like rye humor. Just don't get caraway.
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Old 1st July 2013, 07:12 AM
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I'm much too crusty for that sort of drivel.




Well. Okay.

At the State Fair ya pumpernickel into the slot machine and ya take yer chances.
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Challah you shut up with the bread puns.
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Old 1st July 2013, 02:46 PM
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This thread is getting pita-able.
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It's glueten ridiculous in here, I don't knead this.

Brioche with you! All of you!
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At first this was funny, but it's soured, oh.
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Old 2nd July 2013, 05:30 AM
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That's the yeast of our worries.
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I'm not gonna rise to your bait.
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Old 2nd July 2013, 07:33 AM
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Old 2nd July 2013, 08:45 AM
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I'd love to continue reading this thread but I'm afraid the time on my meter has expired. I gotta pump a nickel or two into the machine, then I'll be back.




Was that a long trip to get to the pun? I hope you enjoyed it. I'll be here all week--- try the veal!
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Old 2nd July 2013, 09:36 AM
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Old 2nd July 2013, 09:41 AM
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Quite with the puns, briocches.
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Old 2nd July 2013, 09:44 AM
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What is this? You guys are just loafing around, Wondering when another cool pun will Roll off someone's tongue?
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Old 2nd July 2013, 10:08 AM
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Old 2nd July 2013, 10:16 AM
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Old 2nd July 2013, 12:15 PM
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I'd love to continue reading this thread but I'm afraid the time on my meter has expired. I gotta pump a nickel or two into the machine, then I'll be back.




Was that a long trip to get to the pun? I hope you enjoyed it. I'll be here all week--- try the veal!

Must have been, since you bypassed the post where I did a pumpernickle pun. Sorry to break this to you. I veal your pain.
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I'd love to continue reading this thread but I'm afraid the time on my meter has expired. I gotta pump a nickel or two into the machine, then I'll be back.




Was that a long trip to get to the pun? I hope you enjoyed it. I'll be here all week--- try the veal!

Must have been, since you bypassed the post where I did a pumpernickle pun. Sorry to break this to you. I veal your pain.

BullWinkle, whispering isn't going to make up for that pun. Remember what happened in the library.
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Rocky! How've things been in Frostbite Falls?
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Rocky! How've things been in Frostbite Falls?
Terrible. We're missing our moose.
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He's pretty big. What are you throwing?
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Imposter! This is the real Rocky (and there is a reason he hasn't been heard from since his one post). Hell, it took this wannabe two tries to register!
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