Fuck you. Just in case.

[Sapo]

Hello, everyone. Long time no see (and all other cliches of meeting people you have been successfully avoiding for a while).

So anyways, I just got an email from this board saying that someone tried to log in into my account and got a timeout. Touching as it is to see that someone remembered me and missed me enough to try to post under my name, I can only say "haha, failed loser"

And to make this an official pitting, FUCK YOU random failed hacker. (It was probably a spambot but still).

My password was really easy. Anyone with a quick view of my profile could have guessed it. Now I changed it for a high security password. Because. You can all try your five attempts here to guess my old password. I'll come back here in a few days or weeks (if I remember) and announce the winner.

Cheers!

And a random smilie only because I hate them.

[Oxmyx]

Up yours ‘cause you ain’t special.

[Jaglavak]

It's a hard working Chinese spambot. But I would have tried to hack your password if I wasn't so lazy, so by rights I should get partial credit.

[TheChileanBlob]

No one ever hacks my password

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by TheChileanBlob

No one ever hacks my password

I didn't get a hack attempt either. I tried not to take it personally.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

I didn't get a hack attempt either. I tried not to take it personally.

You have to log out occasionally before someone else can try to log in.

[JackieLikesVariety]

I know I don't want to log out: not sure I could log in again

the chromebook remembers a lot of passwords but not all - one reason I'm dreading have to replace it. I need to, though.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Glazer

You have to log out occasionally before someone else can try to log in.

It's a fair cop. I'm pretty safe, then.

[BrickaBracka]

If you can't guess my password then I feel bad for you son, I got 99 passwords and Bugs Bunny inspired one.

[Mr. Plumbean]

How do we know this is the REAL Sapo and that the real hacker didn't finally find the user with the password "password" and breach the border?

[tar503]

That's meta. A hacker steals an old inactive account only to assume that person's identity by posting as if they were responding to the hack and making fun of the hacker. What a great concept for a sad, pathetic biography.

[Mr. Plumbean]

LOL not even the hacker wants the account after what you've done with it.

[hajario]

Why are you acting all butthurt?

[Panamanian with a Knife]

Originally Posted by hajario

Why are you acting all butthurt?

If this was the Dope you would so be getting a warning for that.

[Marlitharn]

Ha! The lamebot tried to hack me AND my sock! I've been gone a while.

Oh, wow! New smilies!


:mob:

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Marlitharn

Ha! The lamebot tried to hack me AND my sock! I've been gone a while.

Oh, wow! New smilies!


:mob:

Be careful! If you use all those smilies in a row you could put an eye out! Or worse: I say this only because I'm worried about you. So be careful and everything'll work out OK!

[Marlitharn]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Be careful! If you use all those smilies in a row you could put an eye out! Or worse: I say this only because I'm worried about you. So be careful and everything'll work out OK!

Thanks, friend!

[tar503]

It's funny how a chinese spambot is the best thing to happen to this board since Michael Minkler.

[Zeener Diode]

It's a sure bet that there are a lot more attempts going on (or have gone on), but the hacking is unreported because the posters have been derelict for eons, or four years. I probably have some of my abandoned socks in jeopardy but I'm not going to check every one of them because (a) I'm lazy or (b) I can't remember the password.

[JoanieBaloney]

A hacker attempted to hack some old Halloween sock I made forever ago! This is such a thrill! I feel like I belong! I have its IP address. I feel like that's useful information for someone smarter than myself.

[Argument Clinic]

My god. Really my god.