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Old 4th December 2016, 09:55 AM
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If we are work at the same job why are coworkers asking for some of my breakfast?

I mean they don't know how to budget their money? I was trying to control myself because it is so tacky to ask a coworker can you share some of their breakfast. And if someone is not asking for some of my breakfast then they are commenting on my breakfast and saying..."u got money for breakfast?"


WHat the fuck are these doing with their money where they can't buy breakfast? I don't ask people to share their lunch
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Old 4th December 2016, 11:16 AM
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Old 4th December 2016, 11:30 AM
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FFS, you are the most tedious person in the world I swear.
You don't think it's inappropriate to ask someone for some of their breakfast?
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Old 4th December 2016, 12:02 PM
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Old 4th December 2016, 12:05 PM
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FFS, you are the most tedious person in the world I swear.
You don't think it's inappropriate to ask someone for some of their breakfast?
That depends on what you're having.
Did you ever consider eating at home?
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Old 4th December 2016, 12:49 PM
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You don't think it's inappropriate to ask someone for some of their breakfast?
That depends on what you're having.
Did you ever consider eating at home?
I pick up my food on the way to work
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Old 4th December 2016, 12:49 PM
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You definitely are a smarty
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Old 4th December 2016, 01:36 PM
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The proper response is "Sure. For 20 bucks."
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Old 4th December 2016, 01:37 PM
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The proper response is "Sure. For 20 bucks."
And it's not like its one time, every single time I treat myself to a breakfast platter it's a comment about I got money or that it smells so good
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Old 4th December 2016, 02:25 PM
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Tell them you got money because unlike some people, you don't spend your whole paycheck on meth and pornography. Unless you do, then you'll have to think of something else.
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Old 4th December 2016, 02:41 PM
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I'm just trying to figure out why all these grown people are broke
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Old 4th December 2016, 03:20 PM
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Same as in town.
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Old 4th December 2016, 04:03 PM
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They spent their money on booze, so they are on a liquid diet. I have one of these in my life. I'd make it a point to not eat where they are.
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Old 4th December 2016, 08:37 PM
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You need to stop working at shitty jobs where your co-workers are too broke to get breakfast. What does that say about you?
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Old 4th December 2016, 08:41 PM
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You need to stop working at shitty jobs where your co-workers are too broke to get breakfast. What does that say about you?
It says I'm good at managing money
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Old 5th December 2016, 03:54 AM
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The remedy here is to find out what kind of food they don't like, and then bring in that exact food and eat it for breakfast. They won't ask you to share any of it because they don't like it. This is clearly the real-world solution for this real-world problem.
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Old 5th December 2016, 04:28 AM
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The remedy here is to find out what kind of food they don't like, and then bring in that exact food and eat it for breakfast. They won't ask you to share any of it because they don't like it. This is clearly the real-world solution for this real-world problem.
I ain't going through all that they need to budget their fucking money
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Old 5th December 2016, 07:54 AM
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Hey, since you seem to have some extra money, can I have some? Thanks in advance.
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Old 5th December 2016, 07:59 AM
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Did you bring donuts? I hope so, because I want a donut.
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Old 5th December 2016, 08:03 AM
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Hey, since you seem to have some extra money, can I have some? Thanks in advance.
You may need to have a financial meeting with yourself so u can extra money
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Old 5th December 2016, 08:04 AM
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Did you bring donuts? I hope so, because I want a donut.
It was homefries
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Old 5th December 2016, 08:08 AM
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Did you bring donuts? I hope so, because I want a donut.
It was homefries
Oh.

Next time, would you please bring donuts? And make them double chocolate at that.
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Old 5th December 2016, 08:23 AM
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It was homefries
Oh.

Next time, would you please bring donuts? And make them double chocolate at that.
Only if I hit the lottery
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Old 5th December 2016, 09:25 AM
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So you don't have money for a couple of donuts because you live and work in a dumpster but you're ragging on other people who also don't have money? Jesus, just because you put a Hello Kitty sticker on your dumpster doesn't mean you're better than everyone else.
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Old 5th December 2016, 09:28 AM
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Don't be so hard on the boy, pickle berry. He doesn't live in a Dumpster (at least not anymore), he lives in a dump truck.

Do the double chocolate donuts really cost that much more than the day-old plain ones, that a lottery prize is necessary to buy any?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:02 AM
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Don't be so hard on the boy, pickle berry. He doesn't live in a Dumpster (at least not anymore), he lives in a dump truck.

Do the double chocolate donuts really cost that much more than the day-old plain ones, that a lottery prize is necessary to buy any?
I don't work to feed other employees
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:05 AM
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So you don't have money for a couple of donuts because you live and work in a dumpster but you're ragging on other people who also don't have money? Jesus, just because you put a Hello Kitty sticker on your dumpster doesn't mean you're better than everyone else.
You just mad because your credit score is 369
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:19 AM
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"If we are work" is not good English Mr.

Have you considerated edumacations?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:29 AM
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Maybe he typed that with his mouth full?
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Old 5th December 2016, 10:34 AM
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"If we are work" is not good English Mr.

Have you considerated edumacations?
Have you considered letting me Poop on you
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What are you, chattle in some third world textile factory? Know how to get ahead in this situztion? Buy a bagful of breakfast burritos and add fifty percent markup, or give them away, tell them they owe you.

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I'm just trying to figure out why all these grown people are broke
What makes you think they're broke? They're probably mooching food off you to save their own money. Maybe they got it all stashed away somewhere.

offtopic - thanks for showing up, SMG. This is the second time I've laughed at one of your comments in the last few weeks. The one about missing the election was gold.
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"If we are work" is not good English Mr.

Have you considerated edumacations?
Have you considered letting me Poop on you
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Hey, what'd you bring for breakfast today? Can I have some?
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Old 6th December 2016, 08:32 AM
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Have you considered letting me Poop on you
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Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
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Old 6th December 2016, 08:33 AM
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I'm just trying to figure out why all these grown people are broke
What makes you think they're broke? They're probably mooching food off you to save their own money. Maybe they got it all stashed away somewhere.

offtopic - thanks for showing up, SMG. This is the second time I've laughed at one of your comments in the last few weeks. The one about missing the election was gold.
Well as of today I'm no longer sharing anything when it comes to food
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This week my breakfast is nutri grain bars
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TheNewSameOldFuckingSMG.

Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
And if were really interested in turning over a new leaf, you would have found a better response than to ask if you can poop on someone. It doesn't matter if it's in the box, the rules aren't like the Dope. You can insult someone anywhere here. You're just the same old troll. Hopefully you'll be spending all of your time in the box.
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Hey, what'd you bring for breakfast today? Can I have some?

This week my breakfast is nutri grain bars
Strawberry, raspberry or apple cinnamon?
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Bring the apple cinnamon, I like those best.
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Hey, what'd you bring for breakfast today? Can I have some?

This week my breakfast is nutri grain bars
Oh, My, Lord!

Have you never ever had any edumacations?

You are seriously lacking in commas and semicolons - it is really very sad. I shall help you as I have a kind heart.

Lets look at this again shall we?

This

Now this imparts a familiarity not included by the reader - should be Thus.

week : This is a period of time, but you have not specified which year we are in, and thereby your reader is likely to be confused. Try to specify your time statements in more detail, for example: : week of December 5th, 2016 anno dominee 2016".

my - here you go again on your selfish trip! It is generally agreed that both sexes and sexes left out should be declared in any statement where your reader is supposed to feel included.

breakfast: seriously? Breakfast? What about all the millions of people who do not have the time to take a break in the morning, and must rush off to bring their kids to school or grab a coffee on their trip to work! Seriously bad shape! You should always try to include your audience in a friendly word, like 'Asshats'.

is - IS? Really? You know this how? Have you fact checked this statement that you launch on your reader without any preparation whatsoever? Did you even google it?

nutri - What the heck is a nutri? Sound like some commie hippie joint cookie - please be aware that we have conservative peoples here who do not take your happy-go-lucky attitude to life grain bars as simply as you appear to be. Have you ever even had a quarter-pounder?

Grain: Again, what the fuck is this supposed to mean? What grains? Are the grains cooked? Is your reader supposed to just chew on uncooked grains and crack his or her teeth?

bars: Bars are places where normal people go to get a drink - what on earth has that got to do with your alleged trips to to massage parlours in Iceland?

You really should try to be more precise in you blabbering blunderings.

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Old 6th December 2016, 10:28 AM
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Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
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Old 6th December 2016, 02:53 PM
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Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
Well, everyone hates you so I think perhaps you should just stay in here.
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Old 6th December 2016, 04:00 PM
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Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
And if were really interested in turning over a new leaf, you would have found a better response than to ask if you can poop on someone. It doesn't matter if it's in the box, the rules aren't like the Dope. You can insult someone anywhere here. You're just the same old troll. Hopefully you'll be spending all of your time in the box.
It clearly says there are no moderation in the Box. If u noticed I was different on the other boards
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Not really. I'm in the box and was attacked
Well, everyone hates you so I think perhaps you should just stay in here.
Giraffe please give me another chance. I was following the rules and didnt say anything nasty but on the box. Maybe the poop comment was a bit much but u see all my posts on the other forums was fine


I thought the box was for saying whatever. Can you clarify the box rules and give me another chance?
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