Giraffe Pooped Again

[Flying Saucerian]

Whose turn is it to clean it up?

I went last time.

[Rat Diva]

Yeah, you went and blamed it on Giraffe

Still, we should really invest in one of these...

https://www.alibaba.com/product-deta...301261645.html

[Flying Saucerian]

It ain't mine. I'd need a stepladder.

[Jaglavak]

Where's a dung beetle when you need one? Actually, make that 1000 of them

[Diamonds02]

It’s because Giraffe ate an…Iguana.

Actually Haj did. But let’s stick to the narrative!

[C2H5OH]

How many shits would a giraffe take, if a giraffe could take shits?

He would take more shits than a woodchuck could, if a giraffe could take shits.



The evidence is in. Giraffes can take more shits than a woodchuck. But giraffes can't chuck wood.

[Flying Saucerian]

He can't even get wood. At least, that's what the lady giraffes are saying...

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

He can't even get wood. At least, that's what the lady giraffes are saying...

That's because he made poor choices when placing his initial settlements.

[Jaglavak]

Second Life?

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Second Life?

Catan.

[Flying Saucerian]

Oh, great.

You folks procrastinated so much on cleaning up Giraffe's poop that a Tiktoker came along and posted a video claiming it's a prehistoric dragon that somehow petrified or something.

You happy now?

[JimNightshade]

I am amazed that no-one has learned the lessons of history. Let me remind you.

When the prophet ScissorJack retold the history in the masterly memoir “On new lands” (ISDN 2653773) did he not write this ?

“Fresh lands! Not a breath of stale bureaucrats had touched the fresh meadows, not a single fart had belittled the fresh air. The Big One said, “Whoa man, fuck this, cunt!” and all was well. The Big One dropped a large one, and the people were aghast. What power! (they said), What volume! (they said). What do we do with this? (they asked).
The Master Ghi-Raff saw the confusion of his people, and the Master was wise.
“See the land become fertile”, he said. And the people saw, and became wiser.
And much happiness was had and the people of Ghi-Raff celebrated. The winds were welcome.”

-- “On new lands” – the Prophet ScissorJack (chapter 5, verse 42)

[Scuba Ben]

I preferred the passage where a Peléan volcanic eruption interfered with someone's potty break.

[Flying Saucerian]

So, you're saying religion is a pile of manure? Can't argue with that...

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

So, you're saying religion is a pile of manure? Can't argue with that...

I refer my esteemed airborne colleague to this reference.

Oh wait, wrong one.

I refer my esteemed airborne colleague to THIS reference, which suggests that religion is a puddle of piss boiled away by a pyroclastic flow.

[JimNightshade]

It is what it is- the prophets were odd sometimes, in their language.
Still - hey, they were the prophets! We should heed their funky knowledge - don't ya think?

[Flying Saucerian]

If they're real prophets, they'll know we won't listen to them and plan accordingly.